🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner.bsky.social
My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). I reply for practice, don't take it personal-like. MAGAts can fuck all the way off (feel free to take that personal-like, if you're a MAGAt).
Petty, I know, but...
February 14, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Petty, I know, but...
This guy threw his panties on stage
February 5, 2026 at 7:35 PM
This guy threw his panties on stage
I wish Dom DeLouise could play him in the movie
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wish Dom DeLouise could play him in the movie
One of ours. All of yours.
January 27, 2026 at 11:48 PM
One of ours. All of yours.
More, from the Patriot Spank Bank
January 3, 2026 at 2:15 PM
More, from the Patriot Spank Bank
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"
January 2, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"
And she shows it off to all her friends
One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her
So she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
And said, "Recognize that smell?
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eats Taco Bell"
Off to a good start...
January 1, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Off to a good start...
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me.
#freemasons
#freemasons
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me.
#freemasons
#freemasons
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess.
source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
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November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a bonkers line. Sign of the times, I guess.
source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
source: @briankrebs.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Johnny, rosin' up your bow and play your fiddle hard
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
'Cause Hell's broke loose in Georgia and the Devil deals the cards
And if you win, you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
But if you lose, the Devil gets your soul
Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move?
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Maybe JB can get djt out of social and show up Elon both, with one move?
He even looks like Neville Chamberlain
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
He even looks like Neville Chamberlain
Live look at Stephen Miller...
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Live look at Stephen Miller...
Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose.
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Evergreen for this administration. In every district, for every purpose.
One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world...
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
One more fish-fry and we should be in a good spot to take over the world...
Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Dom DeLouise was funny in the role. I don't like how trump plays it.
Who did this?
October 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Who did this?
