🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner
@bryangarner.bsky.social
My improv diary (talkin' to myself and making notes). Content strategy and franchise management, but no work stuff mentioned. Gardening. Pets. Gratitude. Improv. I still think MAGAts are f*tards, but won't mention it (much).
Pinned
Happy to say my acct has been verified with the symbol : 🎉
It verifies you as a shitposter, and/or just validates you in general...the way your parents never did.
It verifies you as a shitposter, and/or just validates you in general...the way your parents never did.
Done
Opinions are like assholes...
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Opinions are like assholes...
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Karma knows your address.
December 26, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Karma knows your address.
Not kink-shaming, just ogling
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Not kink-shaming, just ogling
Our people...
Merry Christmas, and a Happy Chinese Food & A Movie Day to all from /r/CFB! 🎄🎅🍚🎥
December 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Our people...
Reminder that Trading Places is a Xmas movie
December 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Reminder that Trading Places is a Xmas movie
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Wow. Hackers of the world unite!DOJ left the text layer underneath the black box, so you can use copy/paste to see the text.
#WhatDoesBonginoKnow?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr7wrHBv/
#WhatDoesBonginoKnow?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr7wrHBv/
Some Epstein files can be unredacted with this trick. They are so incompetent. #epsteinfiles #epstein #funny #breakingnews
TikTok video by Brian & Ed Krassenstein
www.tiktok.com
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wow. Hackers of the world unite!DOJ left the text layer underneath the black box, so you can use copy/paste to see the text.
#WhatDoesBonginoKnow?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr7wrHBv/
#WhatDoesBonginoKnow?
www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr7wrHBv/
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60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Banned 60 Minutes CECOT Segment - Filemail
Get it while it's hot.
www.filemail.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:01 PM
60 minutes CECOT segment. Recorded through my browser. HD quality. Not phone. Spread it around. If you're press, it's yours. Go nuts.
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
It's streaming on a Canadian website, but there is no telling for how long.
www.filemail.com/d/wkcdttnacp...
Nate Silver levels of hubris. Housing as a percentage of income, healthcare costs. He's dug in.
Lots of posts like this in the last few days, and almost all of them swarmed by dozens or hundreds of repliers who are searingly angry at being told American material life is not, in fact, worse than it was decades ago. What I’m saying is, WHAT IF THAT DYNAMIC IS WHY EVERYONE BELIEVES IT’S SO BAD?
Americans in their 20s and 30s may not feel that they’re richer than their equivalents 60 years ago, but they’re objectively wrong.
It’s fascinating how important it is to some people not to say “I’m struggling, it’s hard” or “I need help”—objectively true—but to instead insist they have it worse.
It’s fascinating how important it is to some people not to say “I’m struggling, it’s hard” or “I need help”—objectively true—but to instead insist they have it worse.
December 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Nate Silver levels of hubris. Housing as a percentage of income, healthcare costs. He's dug in.
Sweet Jesus...
Wow another out of touch person, who not content with destroying the Democratic party, now assumes that everyone has signed up for health insurance already. Not how it works. You have to prepay. People already can't afford to pay the "binder payment".
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sweet Jesus...
The Grinch of Wall Street
Grinch of the Rings: Return of the Grinch
Grinchback Mountain
don't think about it too much.
don't think about it too much.
December 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
The Grinch of Wall Street
Hegseth has bombed fishing boats with less evidence
Two batches of grand jury testimony from the case of US v. Jeffrey Epstein were released late last night.
It includes a message for Jeffrey Epstein to return Donald Trump's phone call.
(Data Set 6 / EFTA00008599.pdf / page 10)
It includes a message for Jeffrey Epstein to return Donald Trump's phone call.
(Data Set 6 / EFTA00008599.pdf / page 10)
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Hegseth has bombed fishing boats with less evidence
Why not, indeed. Enjoy!
why not put count von count into various vampire scenes: thread
December 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Why not, indeed. Enjoy!
Uh oh. Jesus is a Tide fan. IU, you in trouble.
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Uh oh. Jesus is a Tide fan. IU, you in trouble.
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Brilliant editorial cartoonist @lelievre.bsky.social
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Brilliant editorial cartoonist @lelievre.bsky.social
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me.
#freemasons
#freemasons
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My great grandfather was WM in 1921, I was WM in 2023. I finally got his SR ring cleaned, sized, repaired, and restored. I under-estimated how happy this would make me.
#freemasons
#freemasons
His brains rattle around like a bb in a corner flake box
The most savage insult from New Zealand (in my opinion) was a put-down from a 1949 parliamentary session, where one member said of another that “his brains could revolve inside a peanut shell for a thousand years without touching the sides.”
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
His brains rattle around like a bb in a corner flake box
Masterful trolling. Simply top notch.
I took my friend with only a high school degree to a fancy party and saw his face freeze up at the terminology being used by the elite. “Hebephile?” “Ephebophile?” I quickly asked him if he wanted to go somewhere else and he anxiously nodded yes and so we went to a Trump rally.
By David Brooks
By David Brooks
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Masterful trolling. Simply top notch.
I dunno. Self-aware, recovering alcoholics see the resemblance, and so do their families.
at the risk of starting, or wading into, a Discourse: i just want to say that characterizing that guy as an "alcoholic personality" (he famously does not drink!!) is doing a huge disservice to alcoholics and others who struggle with substance use disorders.
He has a *domestic abuser* personality.
He has a *domestic abuser* personality.
December 18, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I dunno. Self-aware, recovering alcoholics see the resemblance, and so do their families.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Kristi Noem claimed a few months ago that they arrested the girlfriend of the leader of Antifa and that was going to lead to the prosecution of the entire “organization.” What happened with that? Any updates?
Hoo boy...
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Hoo boy...
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
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This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
December 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
This is 'let's circle back in the new year' o'clock.
*Eyeore enters room...*
December 11, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*Eyeore enters room...*