cageyratfish 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
@cageyratfish.bsky.social
Disabled artist, smalltown fishbum & boat nerd
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
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banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
ALT text = ❤️
banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
Pinned
men fear me
women loathe me
fish don't give a shit what gender i am
women loathe me
fish don't give a shit what gender i am
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Today's occasional in flight pelican footage, if you're into that. I believe from yesterday? 🪶
January 7, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Today's occasional in flight pelican footage, if you're into that. I believe from yesterday? 🪶
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U is for Uriunceustreptus
January 7, 2026 at 4:40 AM
U is for Uriunceustreptus
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There's a movie here I'm sure of it.
Asked the Costco cashier if they could find out when they were getting more bananas in. (They usually have 2 pallets)
Her: “We don’t have any left?! That weird guy must have bought them all up again.”
Me: “Weird guy?!”
H: “He bought both pallets last week and was mad we didn’t have more.”
Her: “We don’t have any left?! That weird guy must have bought them all up again.”
Me: “Weird guy?!”
H: “He bought both pallets last week and was mad we didn’t have more.”
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 AM
There's a movie here I'm sure of it.
holy shit 19's still closed. Must have been something *really* bad
This is a 4-lane divided highway & the whole northbound side has been closed for hours
This is a 4-lane divided highway & the whole northbound side has been closed for hours
January 7, 2026 at 4:13 AM
holy shit 19's still closed. Must have been something *really* bad
This is a 4-lane divided highway & the whole northbound side has been closed for hours
This is a 4-lane divided highway & the whole northbound side has been closed for hours
where in the blahdeblah heck is my goddamn phone
January 7, 2026 at 4:07 AM
where in the blahdeblah heck is my goddamn phone
oh wow, that's a great response, i'm tucking this away in the remote chance i'm ever in this situation
[stranger who'd been asking too many sensitive questions]: "I'm sorry to have upset you"
[other character]: "Oh, i don't know you well enough for you to upset me. Have a nice day"
[stranger who'd been asking too many sensitive questions]: "I'm sorry to have upset you"
[other character]: "Oh, i don't know you well enough for you to upset me. Have a nice day"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
oh wow, that's a great response, i'm tucking this away in the remote chance i'm ever in this situation
[stranger who'd been asking too many sensitive questions]: "I'm sorry to have upset you"
[other character]: "Oh, i don't know you well enough for you to upset me. Have a nice day"
[stranger who'd been asking too many sensitive questions]: "I'm sorry to have upset you"
[other character]: "Oh, i don't know you well enough for you to upset me. Have a nice day"
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im pretty sure these bois already presented us their golden globes
their butts. their glorious butts
their butts. their glorious butts
January 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
im pretty sure these bois already presented us their golden globes
their butts. their glorious butts
their butts. their glorious butts
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finally some fucking diplomacy
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 AM
finally some fucking diplomacy
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have been stuck on Highway 19 for almost 3 hours now. Big accident involving a large truck across the highway.
Here is a little preview of a live video that I am still waiting for it to upload. A rant really to make the Railway happen again.
#nanaimo #vancouverisland #portalberni #parksville […]
Here is a little preview of a live video that I am still waiting for it to upload. A rant really to make the Railway happen again.
#nanaimo #vancouverisland #portalberni #parksville […]
Original post on socialbc.ca
socialbc.ca
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 AM
have been stuck on Highway 19 for almost 3 hours now. Big accident involving a large truck across the highway.
Here is a little preview of a live video that I am still waiting for it to upload. A rant really to make the Railway happen again.
#nanaimo #vancouverisland #portalberni #parksville […]
Here is a little preview of a live video that I am still waiting for it to upload. A rant really to make the Railway happen again.
#nanaimo #vancouverisland #portalberni #parksville […]
ok that's enough freezer blab for now
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
ok that's enough freezer blab for now
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this one is called mushroom puppy :)
December 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
this one is called mushroom puppy :)
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The majestic goorse
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 AM
The majestic goorse
normal people: "Will It Blend"
me: "Will It Freeze"
me: "Will It Freeze"
if my freezer really is at -24C, (old analog thermometer) i should be able to freeze a bag of 23.3% sodium chloride brine solid
January 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
normal people: "Will It Blend"
me: "Will It Freeze"
me: "Will It Freeze"
my weird little obsession with eutectic brines & thermal mass can be traced directly to this awesome little book, which is a British Columbia classic. In his discussion about freezing your catch, he discusses various tricks for speeding up the freezing process. Freeze fish fast, thaw it slow!
January 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
my weird little obsession with eutectic brines & thermal mass can be traced directly to this awesome little book, which is a British Columbia classic. In his discussion about freezing your catch, he discusses various tricks for speeding up the freezing process. Freeze fish fast, thaw it slow!
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I used this method to keep my handle and erased my tweets: mor10.com/how-to-delet...
How to Delete Your X / Twitter Account - A Step-by-Step Guide - MOR10
Here’s how I deleted my X/Twitter account while retaining control over my handle so nobody else can take it. Caution: Following this step-by-step
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January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
I used this method to keep my handle and erased my tweets: mor10.com/how-to-delet...
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If you have posted any of my bug photos to Twitter/X over the past decade, even with permission, I would be eternally grateful if you could delete them.
I am DMCAing the ones I find, but I can only do so much without an account.
I don’t want my work feeding Musk’s projects.
I am DMCAing the ones I find, but I can only do so much without an account.
I don’t want my work feeding Musk’s projects.
PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use.
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
January 7, 2026 at 1:41 AM
If you have posted any of my bug photos to Twitter/X over the past decade, even with permission, I would be eternally grateful if you could delete them.
I am DMCAing the ones I find, but I can only do so much without an account.
I don’t want my work feeding Musk’s projects.
I am DMCAing the ones I find, but I can only do so much without an account.
I don’t want my work feeding Musk’s projects.
the gin i bought myself for NYE is *slushy* when i take it out of the freezer drawer in my fridge. That shouldn't happen, so my first thought was "is the gin more dilute than it says on the bottle?" which would Not Be A Good Thing (it's a local craft gin)
But it turns out the freezer is -24C ...
But it turns out the freezer is -24C ...
January 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
the gin i bought myself for NYE is *slushy* when i take it out of the freezer drawer in my fridge. That shouldn't happen, so my first thought was "is the gin more dilute than it says on the bottle?" which would Not Be A Good Thing (it's a local craft gin)
But it turns out the freezer is -24C ...
But it turns out the freezer is -24C ...
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I love getting the local paper. There’s no comments section, I get to donate the papers to the herbarium or the parrot rescue after, and you get gems like today’s front-page story.
January 7, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I love getting the local paper. There’s no comments section, I get to donate the papers to the herbarium or the parrot rescue after, and you get gems like today’s front-page story.
i've *really* mislaid my goddamn phone this time. goddamn it
it's been missing long enough for the battery to be dead, so trying to phone it from my VOIP app isn't working
it's been missing long enough for the battery to be dead, so trying to phone it from my VOIP app isn't working
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
i've *really* mislaid my goddamn phone this time. goddamn it
it's been missing long enough for the battery to be dead, so trying to phone it from my VOIP app isn't working
it's been missing long enough for the battery to be dead, so trying to phone it from my VOIP app isn't working
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"Unhand me!" he says. "NP lol" the wolf says
3/3 Wolf removes man’s hand while lion attacks from the rear. Wolf then brings hand to a party. Who can explain? The mysteries of Bernard van Orley.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 AM
"Unhand me!" he says. "NP lol" the wolf says
if you want a real deep dive into PFAS, this is a great video
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
if you want a real deep dive into PFAS, this is a great video
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Trivia FWIW: this effects crew was involved with the attempted 1979 adaptation of Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, of which only 15 seconds of stop-action footage remains.
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Trivia FWIW: this effects crew was involved with the attempted 1979 adaptation of Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, of which only 15 seconds of stop-action footage remains.
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When u tie your italian boyfriend Antonio up for fun do u rig a toni
When u die ur body goes through rigatoni
January 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
When u tie your italian boyfriend Antonio up for fun do u rig a toni