cageyratfish 🏳️⚧️🇨🇦
@cageyratfish.bsky.social
Disabled artist, smalltown fishbum & boat nerd
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
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banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
Transmasc gendervague dirtbag (they/them)
Unceded Nuu-chah-nulth territory
Wild waters, cats, fish, fucking off into the woods
ALT text = ❤️
banner: west coast winter river. Ratfish PFP by Mindy Fraser
Pinned
men fear me
women loathe me
fish don't give a shit what gender i am
women loathe me
fish don't give a shit what gender i am
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The opposite to an inappropriate gavel
I mean the bells are fine, but I want to do the hammer drop at the end of Mahler's 6th.
January 1, 2026 at 10:49 AM
The opposite to an inappropriate gavel
ok, bedtime for me. yikes it's nearly 3.
i haven't stayed up this late on new year's eve in a very long time, lol time is meaningless anyway right?
happy something whatever to all!
i haven't stayed up this late on new year's eve in a very long time, lol time is meaningless anyway right?
happy something whatever to all!
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
ok, bedtime for me. yikes it's nearly 3.
i haven't stayed up this late on new year's eve in a very long time, lol time is meaningless anyway right?
happy something whatever to all!
i haven't stayed up this late on new year's eve in a very long time, lol time is meaningless anyway right?
happy something whatever to all!
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Reminder:
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it. Get yourself an egg and beat it
January 1, 2026 at 10:39 AM
Reminder:
OH NO i'm eating another one! I'm such a monster. & then i'm going straight to bed
my cats just want everyone to know that i'm being Extremely Cruel to them right now & their new year is off to a Bad Start 😿
January 1, 2026 at 10:40 AM
OH NO i'm eating another one! I'm such a monster. & then i'm going straight to bed
my cats just want everyone to know that i'm being Extremely Cruel to them right now & their new year is off to a Bad Start 😿
January 1, 2026 at 10:26 AM
my cats just want everyone to know that i'm being Extremely Cruel to them right now & their new year is off to a Bad Start 😿
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This year drunken Luke was trying to update his bio and hit an existential hard wall
Like - I have resume shit that sounds impressive. So do you. Do we care? What incentive do I have in a world where nothing matters to do anything but shitpost under my real name and make sure my cat is happy
Like - I have resume shit that sounds impressive. So do you. Do we care? What incentive do I have in a world where nothing matters to do anything but shitpost under my real name and make sure my cat is happy
January 1, 2026 at 10:13 AM
This year drunken Luke was trying to update his bio and hit an existential hard wall
Like - I have resume shit that sounds impressive. So do you. Do we care? What incentive do I have in a world where nothing matters to do anything but shitpost under my real name and make sure my cat is happy
Like - I have resume shit that sounds impressive. So do you. Do we care? What incentive do I have in a world where nothing matters to do anything but shitpost under my real name and make sure my cat is happy
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My 2am resolution is fuck that other one, lol *snort*
January 1, 2026 at 9:18 AM
My 2am resolution is fuck that other one, lol *snort*
i, personally, *do* feel like i need to be out to more people in 2026. it's kinda challenging because my gender change is *not* a binary switch from F to M. i'm neither. I'm also ace, extremely solitary, and old (and by old i don't mean "40", lol you fresh faced kids in your 40s, you!)
1/n
1/n
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 AM
i, personally, *do* feel like i need to be out to more people in 2026. it's kinda challenging because my gender change is *not* a binary switch from F to M. i'm neither. I'm also ace, extremely solitary, and old (and by old i don't mean "40", lol you fresh faced kids in your 40s, you!)
1/n
1/n
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I am so thankful for all of the support and inspiration that all of you gave me in 2025 but the cops say you have to stop
January 1, 2026 at 8:50 AM
I am so thankful for all of the support and inspiration that all of you gave me in 2025 but the cops say you have to stop
Fog is the real light show, let's not kid ourselves lol
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Fog is the real light show, let's not kid ourselves lol
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i forget which little indie record label had the motto "Striving to be less terrible" but i immediately adopted it for life. it's pretty challenging tbh
"be somewhat less shambolic" is such a lowball goal, and yet
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
January 1, 2026 at 8:40 AM
i forget which little indie record label had the motto "Striving to be less terrible" but i immediately adopted it for life. it's pretty challenging tbh
"be somewhat less shambolic" is such a lowball goal, and yet
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
January 1, 2026 at 8:30 AM
"be somewhat less shambolic" is such a lowball goal, and yet
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
i've already lost track of a 23ga needle
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Here's one for the road bsky.app/profile/the-...
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Here's one for the road bsky.app/profile/the-...
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Today is the Horsest Hursday to ever Horse
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Today is the Horsest Hursday to ever Horse
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What an incredibly British notification.
January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
What an incredibly British notification.
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My kid just said that Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath sounded like "retirement party music".
Happy new year from the great beyond.
Happy new year from the great beyond.
a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field
ALT: a red teletubbies character is standing in a grassy field
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January 1, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My kid just said that Ozzy Osbourne and Black Sabbath sounded like "retirement party music".
Happy new year from the great beyond.
Happy new year from the great beyond.
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Extra solidarity to them!
We have people in American Samoa who still have 3 hours left of 2025. They're literally the last people who get to experience New Year's Day.
January 1, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Extra solidarity to them!
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Oh sorry we have people on this website in Hawaii, who are still in 2025 for 2 more hours.
Solidarity.
Solidarity.
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Oh sorry we have people on this website in Hawaii, who are still in 2025 for 2 more hours.
Solidarity.
Solidarity.
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We made it. We caught everyone else.
Congratulations Pacific time zone!
Happy New Year! 🦑
Congratulations Pacific time zone!
Happy New Year! 🦑
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
We made it. We caught everyone else.
Congratulations Pacific time zone!
Happy New Year! 🦑
Congratulations Pacific time zone!
Happy New Year! 🦑
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everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 AM
everyone make sure to turn your calendars back one year for daylight savings year!!!
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I hear all the lemon pigs bursting.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 AM
I hear all the lemon pigs bursting.
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HAPPY NEW YEAR FUCK 2025
January 1, 2026 at 8:02 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FUCK 2025
i was a minute late because everything i do takes at least 3 times longer than i think it will.
Anyway, shot's in, happy new year, may 2026 be the year we attack and dethrone Gender
Anyway, shot's in, happy new year, may 2026 be the year we attack and dethrone Gender
oh shit just remembered i was saving my last shot of 2025 for tonight. i've got 20 minutes
An extra special Happy New Year to all of you who decided to claim your true gender (or no gender) in 2025, in whatever means, from a quiet admission in your heart to anything & everything beyond. Welcome ✊🏼💕
An extra special Happy New Year to all of you who decided to claim your true gender (or no gender) in 2025, in whatever means, from a quiet admission in your heart to anything & everything beyond. Welcome ✊🏼💕
January 1, 2026 at 8:03 AM
i was a minute late because everything i do takes at least 3 times longer than i think it will.
Anyway, shot's in, happy new year, may 2026 be the year we attack and dethrone Gender
Anyway, shot's in, happy new year, may 2026 be the year we attack and dethrone Gender
FIVE MINUTES COME ON 2025
2025 has 14 minutes to do the funniest thing
January 1, 2026 at 7:55 AM
FIVE MINUTES COME ON 2025