Bryan
@bryantapia.bsky.social
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bryantapia.bsky.social
What I'm saying is that you're a special boy
bryantapia.bsky.social
this is not something that "sometimes happens" what are you talking about you madman
bryantapia.bsky.social
I've heard that when multiple white collar workers share the same office, their optimisation cycles sync
bryantapia.bsky.social
At these scales, money has no choice but to reveal itself as fake
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This is why the markets are going to have such a tough time when the bubble bursts. This money doesn’t exist, and suggesting it does or humoring it is how companies get away with what amounts to lying. $4.5bn per quarter “by 2026”?? So in the next three months? Huh?
fintwitter.bsky.social
$AMD - BARCLAYS RAISES AMD PRICE TARGET TO $300 FROM $200 Barclays analyst Tom O'Malley raised AMD’s price target to $300 from $200, keeping an Overweight rating. He said the OpenAI deal, including warrants tied to stock milestones, could add ~$4.5B per quarter by 2026,
bryantapia.bsky.social
Anyone else feeling Optimised for Teams today?
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jsrailton.bsky.social
Proponents say age verification = showing your ID at the door to a bar.

But the analogy is often wrong.

It's more like: bouncer photocopies some IDs, & keeps them in a shed around back.

There will be more breaches.

By @jaypeters.net
www.theverge.com/news/792032/...
Discord customer service data breach leaks user info and scanned photo IDs
An “unauthorized party” may have accessed the names of users, the last four digits of credit card numbers, and more.
www.theverge.com
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jsrailton.bsky.social
NEW: breach of Discord age verification data.

Including some users passports & DLs

Age verification is a badly implemented data grab wrapped in a moral panic.

Mark my words, as age verification mandates expand, we'll end up more surveilled and less secure. 1/
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shaunvids.bsky.social
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
bryantapia.bsky.social
Happy birthday Loomis. You are a fine gentleman. Inca says she hopes you have a wonderful day.
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haraiva.bsky.social
accidentally dropping my id card in front of you revealing that i am in fact a renaissance man (d.o.b. 1458, male)
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packbenpack.bsky.social
Circle K has what can only be described as “Saints Row Food”
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markpopham.bsky.social
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Photograph of the fucked up looking cake, now with a crown of burning candles
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Stephen King knew his stories — which aren't true by the way, they're "fiction," a fancy word for made-up — would scare people when he wrote them
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tomharrison.bsky.social
ME: Hello my boss. Yeah I am using the tool that makes my work kind of a funny guess. Yeah instead of doing it normal. I think it's gonna be mostly computer guesses from now on.

MY BOSS: hell yeah bro lol
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tomharrison.bsky.social
So I've been out of the workforce for a while but what is the justification for not immediately firing anyone who uses this shit
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ugarles.bsky.social
HEGSETH: *points to general's ribbon bars* "What'd you get that one for? Fucking your mother?"

GENERAL: *sternly* killing vietnamese children
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bryantapia.bsky.social
Rapidly becoming a parody of myself, polishing my leather shoes while listen to a Car Seat Headrest LP on the record player,
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funeralpig.bsky.social
those beautiful naked women have made a compelling argument i am going to steer this ship into the rocks