Can we all just acknowledge that doing laundry is secretly like 5 different chores in a trenchcoat? And like, 2 of those chores are fine, but the other 3 I wouldn’t give a spot on the lifeboat?

I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world

Ok hear me out: what if the fuckin ‘corn flakes cure masturbation’ guy had celiac disease, so his bland-ass cereals made his tumby hurt so bad he didn’t want to jork it. And he was like ‘obviously this is true for 100% of humanity’, so that’s why we have Kelloggs

why do i only get nitrous at the dentist what if i need some when touching raw chicken

happy gen ai bubble almost popping day to those who celebrate

Me: erotic pride & prejudice fanfic has to exist, right?
Fanfiction.org : 5.9k stories
Me: oh

I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen

Do u think bees could survive on pixy stix