[on my deathbed] that’s actually not what “begs the question” means

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Thing
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Cure
Pulse

the average run of the mill
90s movie looks better than 98% of movies made today

Miss Rachel continues to have more of a moral backbone than 99% of public figures

My grandmother was always watching old movies on TCM, and as a little kid I loved watching with her. My older sister got really into movies as a teenager, so around age 12 I decided I was too. Our mom bought us a used copy of a textbook called “Understanding Movies” that became like scripture to me

goddamn it. awful. Kofie is so good at what he does

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

I remain convinced that if you resort to convenient bigotry to win votes, the people whose votes you gained will eventually vote for a more sincere bigot, while the people you abandoned will never trust you again.

Both of them, but Tom Ripley is 90% there, just needs a little nudge

for all those who celebrate, today is a holiday that brings joy to families everywhere, a time we can all put aside our differences and celebrate the time that Mark Sanchez ran into a butt and dropped the football

happy Butt Fumble Day, my friends

feels like we’ve let down the “scary ghost stories” part of “Most Wonderful Time of the Year” as a society