Melita, Doctor for the Estate of Butches
@butchwrangler.gunmetolymp.us
The person preventing the people preventing you from dying of starvation from dying of accidents and diseases and whatever.
Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that.
(pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)
Sick of everyone's shit, but don't tell the gods that.
(pfp by H. D. Thorne. Read the Hades Calculus!)
Pinned
Listen here, you pedantic bastards: Lady Demeter, in her infinite wisdom, genetically engineered us Mark Twos so that smoking cigarettes is actually good for us and our lungs. So write that shit down.
LRP: this is not to imply that I flirt. I do not flirt. But if I did flirt that is how I would do it.
February 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
LRP: this is not to imply that I flirt. I do not flirt. But if I did flirt that is how I would do it.
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[flirting] I have paracetamol in my handbag if you need some
February 15, 2026 at 3:29 AM
[flirting] I have paracetamol in my handbag if you need some
My hair is much better than this and my cigarettes are of a tasteful, even demure size. Send good memes and I'll consider responding. My lady.
sending this to Melita with "you lol," getting left on read, and crashing out
February 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
My hair is much better than this and my cigarettes are of a tasteful, even demure size. Send good memes and I'll consider responding. My lady.
Whoever keeps leaving this sorcerously-charged black slime all over the Estate, I'll forgive you now if you report in immediately and promise not to do it again.
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Whoever keeps leaving this sorcerously-charged black slime all over the Estate, I'll forgive you now if you report in immediately and promise not to do it again.
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The joke's on him in the end, though. Lord Adrastus may have broken my door, but he never figured out that I put jellyfish DNA in his testosterone that causes him to have awesome tiger stripes under a blacklight. That knowledge is for me and me alone.
February 14, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The joke's on him in the end, though. Lord Adrastus may have broken my door, but he never figured out that I put jellyfish DNA in his testosterone that causes him to have awesome tiger stripes under a blacklight. That knowledge is for me and me alone.
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I LOVE TO SEE WOMEN IN MALE-DOMINATED FIELDS, SUCH AS YAOI. MEN ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN YAOI. YAOI FOR ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY BUTCHES.
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 PM
I LOVE TO SEE WOMEN IN MALE-DOMINATED FIELDS, SUCH AS YAOI. MEN ARE OVERREPRESENTED IN YAOI. YAOI FOR ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY BUTCHES.
Ligeia sent me some photographs of a rat, which made me cry so hard that I now have a broken door to cope with (Lord Adrastus was passing by and thought I was dying).
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Ligeia sent me some photographs of a rat, which made me cry so hard that I now have a broken door to cope with (Lord Adrastus was passing by and thought I was dying).
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I had a terrible dream about Lady Persephone threatening to use my eyeballs for boba =(
February 7, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I had a terrible dream about Lady Persephone threatening to use my eyeballs for boba =(
When I was a young girl I discovered that I could only grow tobacco plants. Anything else I tried to cultivate was destroyed instantly. As it turned out, this made me the subject of several prophecies, all of which have led me to where I am now.
February 14, 2026 at 7:50 AM
When I was a young girl I discovered that I could only grow tobacco plants. Anything else I tried to cultivate was destroyed instantly. As it turned out, this made me the subject of several prophecies, all of which have led me to where I am now.
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February 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Listen here, you pedantic bastards: Lady Demeter, in her infinite wisdom, genetically engineered us Mark Twos so that smoking cigarettes is actually good for us and our lungs. So write that shit down.
February 14, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Listen here, you pedantic bastards: Lady Demeter, in her infinite wisdom, genetically engineered us Mark Twos so that smoking cigarettes is actually good for us and our lungs. So write that shit down.