Buttery John
@butteryjonathan.bsky.social
America's Numbah One Buttahboy, baybee
Being old enough to remember the broader internet in like 2005 is such a surreal experience because you've watched the internet go from being like a thousand sites to being 5 sites to now, where everything is one site and that site is 4chan.
January 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Being old enough to remember the broader internet in like 2005 is such a surreal experience because you've watched the internet go from being like a thousand sites to being 5 sites to now, where everything is one site and that site is 4chan.
The Bari Weiss thing is hilarious because you have this utter buffoon who was given a makework job on some conservative inclusion thing, started a blog, was literally handed a legacy media org, and now has everyone going "well she CAN'T just be a corrupt halfwit, considering her accomplishments!"
December 24, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Bari Weiss thing is hilarious because you have this utter buffoon who was given a makework job on some conservative inclusion thing, started a blog, was literally handed a legacy media org, and now has everyone going "well she CAN'T just be a corrupt halfwit, considering her accomplishments!"
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i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 10:52 PM
i have spent time with bari weiss, who used to date my former roommate and who i am in an alumni program with, and i feel comfortable saying she is both stupid and evil
Everyone I don't like is actually a structural issue with society in general. It's not personal beef; I'm fine, man, it's Guy-I-Don't-Likeism and it's ruining the soul of the nation.
December 14, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Everyone I don't like is actually a structural issue with society in general. It's not personal beef; I'm fine, man, it's Guy-I-Don't-Likeism and it's ruining the soul of the nation.
Shit like this is why I have never held Pool responsible for the Russia thing. To do so would imply that the Russian intelligence apparatus is incapable of tricking this man, God's most perfect idiot.
A genuinely breathtaking mind, freed from skepticism, rational thought, curiosity, or incredulity.
A genuinely breathtaking mind, freed from skepticism, rational thought, curiosity, or incredulity.
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Shit like this is why I have never held Pool responsible for the Russia thing. To do so would imply that the Russian intelligence apparatus is incapable of tricking this man, God's most perfect idiot.
A genuinely breathtaking mind, freed from skepticism, rational thought, curiosity, or incredulity.
A genuinely breathtaking mind, freed from skepticism, rational thought, curiosity, or incredulity.
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I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
Bari Weiss’s Big Secret Is That She’s Boring
The “contrarian” journalist’s new vision for CBS News appears to just mean reinventing Crossfire.
newrepublic.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I wrote about Bari Weiss newrepublic.com/article/2037...
I feel like we don't talk about how wild the history books are going to be regarding health in this era.
"Yeah, they were actively avoiding vaccines while chugging unpasturized milk. What? Oh, no, they knew the risks. That'd already been discovered. They just liked doing it."
"Yeah, they were actively avoiding vaccines while chugging unpasturized milk. What? Oh, no, they knew the risks. That'd already been discovered. They just liked doing it."
November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I feel like we don't talk about how wild the history books are going to be regarding health in this era.
"Yeah, they were actively avoiding vaccines while chugging unpasturized milk. What? Oh, no, they knew the risks. That'd already been discovered. They just liked doing it."
"Yeah, they were actively avoiding vaccines while chugging unpasturized milk. What? Oh, no, they knew the risks. That'd already been discovered. They just liked doing it."
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I am to Mamdani's left, but this practice where we behave as though a real show of the working people's interest in a better world is a loss because it's a DemSoc and not our preferred brand is killing us. Worker solidarity is contagious. Let's get a first date before we ask for marriage.
November 6, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I am to Mamdani's left, but this practice where we behave as though a real show of the working people's interest in a better world is a loss because it's a DemSoc and not our preferred brand is killing us. Worker solidarity is contagious. Let's get a first date before we ask for marriage.
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I'm really not interested in debating Mamdani's communist bonafides, tbh.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm really not interested in debating Mamdani's communist bonafides, tbh.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
I'm really not interested in debating Mamdani's communist bonafides, tbh.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I'm really not interested in debating Mamdani's communist bonafides, tbh.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
He is a historic upset demonstrating the interest of the working class to advocate for their own advancement. Is he a perfect socialist? No, not really. Is he an enormously popular start we can build from? Yup. Take the win.
It seems fitting that Kirk should be eulogized by an asshole who can't help but comment that he dodged better.
October 15, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It seems fitting that Kirk should be eulogized by an asshole who can't help but comment that he dodged better.
"It is vital to winning in red states that we adopt the one position conservatives lose in red states"
Did we put the lead back in the pipes? This is literally the one issue conservatives lose on in red stronghold states and it's because nobody likes this religious freak shit.
Did we put the lead back in the pipes? This is literally the one issue conservatives lose on in red stronghold states and it's because nobody likes this religious freak shit.
Ezra Klein 🤝 Neera Tanden
Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead
Despite the overwhelming popularity of abortion rights in all states, we should surrender instead
September 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
"It is vital to winning in red states that we adopt the one position conservatives lose in red states"
Did we put the lead back in the pipes? This is literally the one issue conservatives lose on in red stronghold states and it's because nobody likes this religious freak shit.
Did we put the lead back in the pipes? This is literally the one issue conservatives lose on in red stronghold states and it's because nobody likes this religious freak shit.
It is an age of untold horrors when I am forced to defend Jimothy fucking Kimmel, but that nice and also deeply unfunny man didn't deserve to get done like that.
Fuck the mouse. Cancel your shit.
Fuck the mouse. Cancel your shit.
September 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It is an age of untold horrors when I am forced to defend Jimothy fucking Kimmel, but that nice and also deeply unfunny man didn't deserve to get done like that.
Fuck the mouse. Cancel your shit.
Fuck the mouse. Cancel your shit.
I actually love people who do "research" by asking questions of and plugging shit into ChatGPT. Took us a while, but we're finally back to "the insane muttering woman hallucinating on mushrooms is our oracle and highest arbiter of truth".
September 17, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I actually love people who do "research" by asking questions of and plugging shit into ChatGPT. Took us a while, but we're finally back to "the insane muttering woman hallucinating on mushrooms is our oracle and highest arbiter of truth".
Looootta demands for empathy and compassion coming from the "lol, die lefties" crowd right now.
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Looootta demands for empathy and compassion coming from the "lol, die lefties" crowd right now.
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It’s fun how we have come to find out that a large portion of the people posting for the Democratic Party are literally taking dark money from the dncc to lie and create smear campaigns against those who have been correctly pointing out they are corrupt and genocidal
weird how fast that story died.
weird how fast that story died.
August 31, 2025 at 3:56 PM
It’s fun how we have come to find out that a large portion of the people posting for the Democratic Party are literally taking dark money from the dncc to lie and create smear campaigns against those who have been correctly pointing out they are corrupt and genocidal
weird how fast that story died.
weird how fast that story died.
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We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
August 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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“He died before a technofascist belief in human disposability became mainstreamed into global politics: an extinction racket that shuns even the pretense of valuing life.”
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My Friend Leatherface
Remembering a creative conservationist as plutocrats take a chainsaw to Texas.
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August 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“He died before a technofascist belief in human disposability became mainstreamed into global politics: an extinction racket that shuns even the pretense of valuing life.”
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/my-friend-...
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/my-friend-...
Honestly, watching Chris Rufo declare war on a business that has been dying alongside its geriatric patrons for the last decade is kind of a perfect encapsulation of right wing culture war shit generally.
August 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Honestly, watching Chris Rufo declare war on a business that has been dying alongside its geriatric patrons for the last decade is kind of a perfect encapsulation of right wing culture war shit generally.
As God is my witness, there is nothing on this earth quite like Szechuan food. Sadomasochism in culinary form, absolutely brilliant.
August 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
As God is my witness, there is nothing on this earth quite like Szechuan food. Sadomasochism in culinary form, absolutely brilliant.
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July 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
FORTHCOMING DC PRESTIGE EDITIONS
- Superman’s Jackoff Pal, Jimmy Olsen
- Jimmy Goddamn Olsen Again
- Fuck You, Jimmy Olsen
- Sorry, Jimmy Olsen, You’re On Your Own This Time
- What is Jimmy Olsen's Problem
- Goddamn It, Jimmy Olsen
- Jimmy Olsen’s Greatest Fuckups
- Shut Up Already, Jimmy Olsen
- Superman’s Jackoff Pal, Jimmy Olsen
- Jimmy Goddamn Olsen Again
- Fuck You, Jimmy Olsen
- Sorry, Jimmy Olsen, You’re On Your Own This Time
- What is Jimmy Olsen's Problem
- Goddamn It, Jimmy Olsen
- Jimmy Olsen’s Greatest Fuckups
- Shut Up Already, Jimmy Olsen