Bryan Van Kampen 📊📈
@bvankampen.net
manager of executive analytics and all-around data nerd. sucker for great stories and music. human, dog and cat dad, husband. F1, Peloton, Star Wars. he/him.
📍- Lemont, IL
📍- Lemont, IL
so send me a card, I'm still the optimist
November 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
so send me a card, I'm still the optimist
September 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
"growth is necessary for us as humans" he says as he sets up his first non-black, non-black leather apple case iPhone for the first time since 2010.
September 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"growth is necessary for us as humans" he says as he sets up his first non-black, non-black leather apple case iPhone for the first time since 2010.
Pro-tip as new iphone season is upon us: Name your devices with the model.
Aka "BVK's iPhone Pro 17" instead of just "BVK's iPhone." Makes it so much easier when pairing things (especially in cars!).
Aka "BVK's iPhone Pro 17" instead of just "BVK's iPhone." Makes it so much easier when pairing things (especially in cars!).
September 18, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Pro-tip as new iphone season is upon us: Name your devices with the model.
Aka "BVK's iPhone Pro 17" instead of just "BVK's iPhone." Makes it so much easier when pairing things (especially in cars!).
Aka "BVK's iPhone Pro 17" instead of just "BVK's iPhone." Makes it so much easier when pairing things (especially in cars!).
"sometimes breathing the same air has gotta be enough"
September 11, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"sometimes breathing the same air has gotta be enough"
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MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
September 11, 2025 at 12:55 AM
MAGA 3 days ago: Chicago is about to find out the meaning of WAR
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
MAGA today: the left needs to stop condoning violence
I’m late to the party but andor is so so good
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m late to the party but andor is so so good
It’s perfect all house fan weather and now I want to install one in my house
August 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
It’s perfect all house fan weather and now I want to install one in my house
August 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT!
August 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT! ONE WAY OUT!
An AppleTV and AirPods are such a killer combination for new parents.
Babies are sleeping and I’m watching Andor at full volume.
Babies are sleeping and I’m watching Andor at full volume.
July 29, 2025 at 1:18 AM
An AppleTV and AirPods are such a killer combination for new parents.
Babies are sleeping and I’m watching Andor at full volume.
Babies are sleeping and I’m watching Andor at full volume.
That feeling when you replace your WiFi congesting outdoor lights with zigbee repeating lights 🙌🏻
July 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
That feeling when you replace your WiFi congesting outdoor lights with zigbee repeating lights 🙌🏻
So we’ve watched a lot of the shows, the first movie and Paw Patrol: Infinity War. When does Paw Patrol End Game come out?
July 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
So we’ve watched a lot of the shows, the first movie and Paw Patrol: Infinity War. When does Paw Patrol End Game come out?
Katie Holmes Day episode of AP Bio is top tier tv.
July 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Katie Holmes Day episode of AP Bio is top tier tv.
I was wondering why my video doorbell stopped working, so I reset it and set it back up.
As I’m outside re-installing it I hear “dada what’s this?” followed by “CONNECTION RESET.”
Mystery solved, dear reader.
As I’m outside re-installing it I hear “dada what’s this?” followed by “CONNECTION RESET.”
Mystery solved, dear reader.
July 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I was wondering why my video doorbell stopped working, so I reset it and set it back up.
As I’m outside re-installing it I hear “dada what’s this?” followed by “CONNECTION RESET.”
Mystery solved, dear reader.
As I’m outside re-installing it I hear “dada what’s this?” followed by “CONNECTION RESET.”
Mystery solved, dear reader.
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This really isn’t a hard message.
Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.
Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.
All I want to hear out of Democrats is that we had a deal and no bomb. Then Trump tore it up and he is now putting American lives in danger.
That’s it.
That’s it.
June 22, 2025 at 1:57 PM
This really isn’t a hard message.
Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.
Obama neutralized the Iran nuclear program through the hard work of diplomacy, but Trump tore up the deal in his first term out of spite and chose war instead.
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Tariffs.
Stock market down.
Medicaid slashed
Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans.
National guard and marines deployed in LA.
No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine
Bombing Iran
This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.
Stock market down.
Medicaid slashed
Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans.
National guard and marines deployed in LA.
No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine
Bombing Iran
This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Tariffs.
Stock market down.
Medicaid slashed
Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans.
National guard and marines deployed in LA.
No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine
Bombing Iran
This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.
Stock market down.
Medicaid slashed
Secret police throwing anyone who looks Latino in unmarked vans.
National guard and marines deployed in LA.
No end to the wars in Gaza or Ukraine
Bombing Iran
This is the worst first six months of any presidential term in my lifetime.
stutter house just scratches my brain so well
May 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
stutter house just scratches my brain so well
Grocery store customers the morning of Mother’s Day definitely skews more male
May 11, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Grocery store customers the morning of Mother’s Day definitely skews more male
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Is it possible this is the first pope who has ever tasted Malört?
May 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Is it possible this is the first pope who has ever tasted Malört?
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25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
May 5, 2025 at 12:50 PM
25% tariff on a whiskey drink
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
37% tariff on a Vodka drink
85% tariff on a Lager drink
110% tariff on a cider drink
132% tariff on songs that remind you of the good times
138% tariff on songs that remind you of the better times
#Newborn parent logic means I either wear a shirt for 3 days or it gets spit up on within an hour of putting it on. Those are the only options.
May 4, 2025 at 2:04 PM
#Newborn parent logic means I either wear a shirt for 3 days or it gets spit up on within an hour of putting it on. Those are the only options.