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“Our owners are not cheap.”

Took them years to finish what little roof they put on the stadium. They are cheap AF.
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Yep. Cheap AF. “Let’s hire the Red Bull cast off coach because the other guy we’re looking at wants more money.”
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 AM
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Sources: Rumors suggesting DC United are close to a DP deal to sign Meriton Korenica from CRF Cluj is not true. He is not a target at the moment.
January 8, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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🇷🇴 Sources: D.C. United is finalizing a club-record deal to sign Romanian int'l forward Louis Munteanu from CFR Cluj.

Deal around $7m + add-ons to take total fee to $10m
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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Confirming several Romanian media reports, Cluj forward Louis Munteanu, 23, has reached terms with D.C. United, which will pay substantial transfer fee, per sources. Romanian intl to sign 3.5-year Designated Player contract, with 1-year club option. Past suitors included Celtic.
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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🇷🇴 Sources: D.C. United is nearing a club-record deal to acquire Romania international forward Louis Munteanu from CFR Cluj.

Deal would be around $7m + add-ons to take total fee to $10m.

Not done but close.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/693...
D.C United near club-record deal for CFR Cluj forward Louis Munteanu
The 23-year-old has two goals and five assists in 14 league appearances for the Romanian side.
www.nytimes.com
December 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Orellano is too good I hated when he played against dc
December 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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BREAKING: After verbally agreeing to a deal & doing medical w/ Orlando City... Carlos Coronel & his camp have went radio silent on ORL with an offer from Brazil, per sources.

Looks like Coronel is off to Brazil despite agreeing with ORL & giving word.

ORL only wants players who want to be at club.
🇵🇾 BREAKING: Orlando City is finalizing a deal to sign Paraguay int'l goalkeeper Carlos Coronel, per sources.

Big addition for Orlando, getting one of the league's best GKs

📓 That and more:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/689...
December 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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What’s the point of posting if you have to subscribe to read the article?? :(
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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MLS Wooden Spoon belongs to D.C. United (5-18-11, 26 points) for the second time in four seasons and fourth since 2010.

Last six seasons: 30th place, 21, 23, 28, 16, 24.

DCU scored 30 goals in 34 matches this year.

Messi scored 29 in 28.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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A 2010 born W/CAM.

I've seen Avilez play a number of times and he's legit. Probably too much to expect he'll be a contributor next season but definitely a prospect to get excited about.

www.dcunited.com/news/d-c-uni...
D.C. United Signs 15-Year-Old Forward Oscar Avilez as a Homegrown Player  | DC United
Avilez becomes the 22nd Homegrown signing in club history WASHINGTON, D.C. (Oct. 16, 2025) \- D.C. United has signed 15-year-old Academy forward Oscar Avilez as a Homegrown Player through 2028 with op...
www.dcunited.com
October 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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DC fan here, and… yeah.

Yeah.

(I’d take those three trophies though.)
September 22, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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“The smartest guy in football we’ve been around and the hardest working.”

@tombogert.bsky.social crashes out over DC United’s CSO hire and the club’s owner’s words about the man who has never worked in football 🤯
September 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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Former MLSer Mateusz Klich on Inter Miami via Sport.pl, translated from Polish:

"I advise against Miami while Messi is there. It's a disaster of a club, people are fleeing from there... Organizationally, it's bad.

Messi's father is who really runs the club."
September 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Rene is no longer undefeated as #DCU manager. Some good moments if look at this game in a vacuum, but with everything else going on, this doesn't bring much joy. #DCU
September 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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New ep! @mlsist.bsky.social and I unpack the Ally Mackay news and his rumored replacement as CSO of D.C. United.

Come for Pablo's witty cynicism, stay for my unhinged MLSNP rants.

Appreciate @blazindw.bsky.social & @dreyesceron.bsky.social for their reporting.

www.buzzsprout.com/8793/episode...
Ally Mackay is OUT at D.C. United - Pitch Pass
Another day, another change in leadership at D.C. United. Ally Mackay is out as Chief Soccer Officer of DCU and with rumors swirling of a new CSO already in place, it's a good time to reset (again) wh...
www.buzzsprout.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Message from our GM:

#VAMOSUNITED ⚫️🔴
#UNITETHEDISTRICT 🦅
August 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Does this mean he got his work visa and can begin coaching the team?

🤷🏾‍♂️

It's gonna be tons of fun trying to figure what's going on with DCU moving forward.
Message from our GM:

#VAMOSUNITED ⚫️🔴
#UNITETHEDISTRICT 🦅
August 7, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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🇦🇷 BREAKING: Fluminense have agreed a deal to sign former MLS MVP Lucho Acosta from FC Dallas, per sources.

Personal terms now verbally agreed. Just need documents & signatures

Dallas to receive around $4m + add-ons

San Jose Earthquakes wanted him too.
www.givemesport.com/fluminense-a...
Fluminense agree deal to sign Lucho Acosta from FC Dallas: Sources
Fluminense have agreed a deal to sign former MLS MVP Lucho Acosta from FC Dallas, sources tell GIVEMESPORT.
www.givemesport.com
August 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Here's one to get excited about:

#29 looks like it could be Oscar Avilez

He's a 2010 born winger/CAM who played some mins with the U18s this spring and is starting today.
August 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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It’s time Jason, sell the team we know you’re reading this

#VAMOSUNITED ⚫️🔴
July 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout
— Tom Waits
July 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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A Legend signs off.
Now it's closing time, the music's fading out
Last call for drinks, I'll have another stout
— Tom Waits
July 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Some good news from Goff. Schnegg and MacNaughton have their green cards so they no longer count as internationals. #DCU
July 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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DCU availability

Kristian Fletcher - Knee (Out)
Aaron Herrera - Suspended (Out)
David Schnegg - Suspended (Out)
Christian Benteke - Thigh (Questionable)
Lukas MacNaughton - Thigh (Questionable)
Jacob Murrell - Thigh (Questionable)
July 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM