Two Tamarisk Trees in a Trenchcoat
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featherless bipeds, all of us🧿🏺
scribblings, perhaps even some scrawlings
📍Still fording the Hellespont
scribblings, perhaps even some scrawlings
📍Still fording the Hellespont
*discussing Oedipus by Sophocles*
“Okay so on a scale of 1-10, how unhinged is this story?”
whole class: “10”
that one guy: “eh like a 7”
“Okay so on a scale of 1-10, how unhinged is this story?”
whole class: “10”
that one guy: “eh like a 7”
August 27, 2025 at 2:35 PM
*discussing Oedipus by Sophocles*
“Okay so on a scale of 1-10, how unhinged is this story?”
whole class: “10”
that one guy: “eh like a 7”
“Okay so on a scale of 1-10, how unhinged is this story?”
whole class: “10”
that one guy: “eh like a 7”
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Hall and Oates was a pretty ok band name but Hall n Ass would have frickin ruled
August 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hall and Oates was a pretty ok band name but Hall n Ass would have frickin ruled
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[in the back of a police car] are you guys mad at me?
August 1, 2025 at 5:58 AM
[in the back of a police car] are you guys mad at me?
Needed to give the homies some mooks to shoot at
Fire Falcon
Clan Wolf Beta Galaxy
#battletech #painting #miniatures
Fire Falcon
Clan Wolf Beta Galaxy
#battletech #painting #miniatures
July 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Needed to give the homies some mooks to shoot at
Fire Falcon
Clan Wolf Beta Galaxy
#battletech #painting #miniatures
Fire Falcon
Clan Wolf Beta Galaxy
#battletech #painting #miniatures
Drop your personal 10/10 game, no context needed
July 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Drop your personal 10/10 game, no context needed
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i don't know who needs to hear this, but double the garlic
July 16, 2025 at 10:09 PM
i don't know who needs to hear this, but double the garlic
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so basically we’ve got two options here:
1. Iran does not meaningfully respond and the stupidest assholes alive take a victory lap and think they can do this again with impunity
2. Iran does respond and the same stupid assholes escalate into god knows what
great, wonderful, no notes
1. Iran does not meaningfully respond and the stupidest assholes alive take a victory lap and think they can do this again with impunity
2. Iran does respond and the same stupid assholes escalate into god knows what
great, wonderful, no notes
June 22, 2025 at 4:06 PM
so basically we’ve got two options here:
1. Iran does not meaningfully respond and the stupidest assholes alive take a victory lap and think they can do this again with impunity
2. Iran does respond and the same stupid assholes escalate into god knows what
great, wonderful, no notes
1. Iran does not meaningfully respond and the stupidest assholes alive take a victory lap and think they can do this again with impunity
2. Iran does respond and the same stupid assholes escalate into god knows what
great, wonderful, no notes
ground control to major bombadil
June 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
ground control to major bombadil
ted cruz ate my son
June 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
ted cruz ate my son
pink pony pub
I wanna get just plastered at the
pink pony pub
I wanna get just plastered at the
pink pony pub
June 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
pink pony pub
I wanna get just plastered at the
pink pony pub
I wanna get just plastered at the
pink pony pub
playing subnautica while watching the oceangate documentary
June 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
playing subnautica while watching the oceangate documentary
y’all, nightreign is just kirby air ride for soulsborne
June 1, 2025 at 4:04 AM
y’all, nightreign is just kirby air ride for soulsborne
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that's not "finding mutuals riffing in the replies," that's a skeet cute
May 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
that's not "finding mutuals riffing in the replies," that's a skeet cute
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Fahrenheit 451 but we memorize the Civil Rights Act.
May 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Fahrenheit 451 but we memorize the Civil Rights Act.
as the frog boils
May 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
as the frog boils
nachos are just meat-cereal w/ older milk
May 17, 2025 at 10:12 PM
nachos are just meat-cereal w/ older milk
microplastics are stored in the balls
May 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
microplastics are stored in the balls
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you're laughing? F/A-18 super hornets make a slide whistle noise when they fall off aircraft carriers and you're laughing??
May 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
you're laughing? F/A-18 super hornets make a slide whistle noise when they fall off aircraft carriers and you're laughing??
New project coming to a nice stopping point for now:
The Pleiades Lancers are gonna mess up those coreward imperialist CRAVENS
Hippity Hoppity, get off their property! #battletech
The Pleiades Lancers are gonna mess up those coreward imperialist CRAVENS
Hippity Hoppity, get off their property! #battletech
May 6, 2025 at 5:52 AM
New project coming to a nice stopping point for now:
The Pleiades Lancers are gonna mess up those coreward imperialist CRAVENS
Hippity Hoppity, get off their property! #battletech
The Pleiades Lancers are gonna mess up those coreward imperialist CRAVENS
Hippity Hoppity, get off their property! #battletech
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the beatles were a polycule
May 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
the beatles were a polycule
this is literally censorship
“forbidden words” is fucking crazy
“forbidden words” is fucking crazy
I was just told that I have to remove “climate” from the title of an ongoing grant if I want to keep it. And publications from that grant cannot include “climate” and other forbidden words. I can’t believe I’m writing this from the United States of America. #AcademicSky
Just received an email saying that it's not advisable to include the following words in future applications for research funding to the US DOT. Here we are.
May 3, 2025 at 8:21 PM
this is literally censorship
“forbidden words” is fucking crazy
“forbidden words” is fucking crazy