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Interim Associate Deputy Vice Provost for Partyrock [on leave]
It's OK if you unfollow me 👍
https://youtu.be/pQ9Kr4yu1Pk?si=ZpaobWQ9TFYQdFXW
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Katy Perry killed a nun
December 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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“So it was, on that misty morning, that Brenda set off for the capital. She knew not what she would find there, only that the time had come to move on - away from small-minded rural attitudes and people who called her ‘Oreo’ and ‘the wide panda’ - to seek a more fulfilling life.”
November 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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White Knot: 1 by Sherrie Levine, 1986
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137259
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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This Weeks Onion Magazine:
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Causes
No one is sure what causes Munchausen syndrome by proxy. Sometimes, the person was abused as a child or has Munchausen syndrome (fake illness for themselves, as a treat).
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Starting up the Biff Poggi fan club over here.
December 11, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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My mom: so what are you working on these days? Any important investigations?
Me: oh, yeah, totally, for sure
Bay Area Sports Mascots Ranked by the Ultimate Experts: Furries
Everybody has an opinion on mascots, but what do the real masters of the fur think?
www.coyotemedia.org
December 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
TIL about the existence of the Hong Kong Police Band bagpipe section.
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Virginia Turdman

United States, Census, 1950
December 10, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Folks might not know a lot of people are getting *very* upset that the materials they request are not available in the libraries/archives they're requesting from.

We're getting lots here at the Library of Virginia: requests of documents likely surfaced by large language models that *do not exist*.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
oh word?
Former Rep. Tom Perriello, a Virginia Democrat who won his sole term in a huge 2008 upset, unexpectedly announces campaign against GOP Rep. John McGuire. Trump carried the current version of #VA05 56-43, but it could look a lot different if Democrats convince voters to approve a new map this spring.
Tom Perriello For Congress Launch Video
YouTube video by Tom Perriello
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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(BALD)
December 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I feel like I belong in Wisconsin?
December 8, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Soyuz INK-2S Globus space navigation indicator (1967)
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It's a Wonderful Life: Sometimes a little drunk driving is just what ya need!
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Gen Z, is it cringe to throw a lasso around the moon and pull it down for ya, Mary?
June 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It is my birthday.
December 5, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Our gnomes have been kidnapped. Please return our gnomes!
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Same thing goes for standup comics
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Crane crane craaaaane
𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘦
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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When he visited the Maluku Islands of Indonesia in 1858, Alfred Russel Wallace observed a giant bee that the locals called 'Raja ofu', "King of the Bees".

It's also known as Wallace's giant bee (Megachile pluto).

It's four times the size of a honeybee.

(📷: Clay Bolt, composite image)
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM