Chris Vance
@c2vance.bsky.social
Not Catherine O’Hara…
January 30, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Not Catherine O’Hara…
Reposted by Chris Vance
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"I could smell the onions and the mustard."
Next week Gavin Newsom sits down with the Swamp of Sadness to discuss the evils of anti-depressants and why some horses have it coming.
March 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Next week Gavin Newsom sits down with the Swamp of Sadness to discuss the evils of anti-depressants and why some horses have it coming.
The birds have realized that the snow isn’t letting up and are braving the weather to eat
January 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The birds have realized that the snow isn’t letting up and are braving the weather to eat
Well this is a very chilly morning ❄️
January 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Well this is a very chilly morning ❄️
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Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
December 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
Beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background.
Reposted by Chris Vance
So my new Christmas tree lights are multicolored but the purple bulbs are just overdoing it… all I can see when that tree is on is purple, the most obnoxious early 2000’s nightclub lights shade of purple.
December 2, 2024 at 4:32 PM
So my new Christmas tree lights are multicolored but the purple bulbs are just overdoing it… all I can see when that tree is on is purple, the most obnoxious early 2000’s nightclub lights shade of purple.
Reposted by Chris Vance
Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
November 30, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Mary Tyler Moore accidentally nailed a perfect trick shot in *The Dick Van Dyke Show* (1962)—on the FIRST take.
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
It was supposed to be done by a pro, but she shocked everyone and pulled it off herself. Absolute legend. 🎱✨
#ClassicTV #FunFacts
Reposted by Chris Vance
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
November 22, 2024 at 1:07 PM
For some reason the X-Men animated series theme fits perfectly with the Garfield and Friends intro.
My favorite Christmas movie is Batman Returns and Michelle Pfieffer carried that movie on her vinyl-covered back. “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it”.
November 22, 2024 at 4:27 PM
My favorite Christmas movie is Batman Returns and Michelle Pfieffer carried that movie on her vinyl-covered back. “Mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it”.
Found this recipe for a chocolate maple pecan pie and I think it turned out really well, can’t really taste the maple but I really like it.
November 19, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Found this recipe for a chocolate maple pecan pie and I think it turned out really well, can’t really taste the maple but I really like it.
Apparently I’m “pinched a nerve in my shoulder sitting at the table eating breakfast” years old…
November 11, 2024 at 12:19 AM
Apparently I’m “pinched a nerve in my shoulder sitting at the table eating breakfast” years old…
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Made my BlueSky account, immediately saw an Irish account that only posts funny shark comics. I think I might like it here.
November 10, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Made my BlueSky account, immediately saw an Irish account that only posts funny shark comics. I think I might like it here.