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Caepan
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Ice Cream God. Snark savant.
We need to treat voting the way Republicans treat guns, and guns the way Republicans treat voting.
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December 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Every legal story now is either

Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach

or

In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
October 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I’m deeply concerned by reports of a second deportation flight to Iran, including vulnerable individuals who could face persecution by the brutal Islamic Republic regime. The Trump Administration must follow the law and uphold due process for Iranian asylum seekers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Not to defend Olivia Nuzzi, who broke every rule in journalism and promoted a charlatan to his current position. But it's incredibly telling that she will lose her job, but RFK Jr. gets to stay in his job despite the reports of his drug use, his affairs and his defenestrating of public health.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Typical CEO In Chumplandia......
December 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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This administration wastes tax payers dollars on: $2M for a Rose Garden remodel. $175M for two private jets for Noem. $1B to remodel a private jet from Qatar. $150M on golfing trips...but wants to eliminate the title 10 program that millions of Americans depend on to access medical services.

#Pinks
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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It took dozens of special agents the best part of a decade to bring Juan Orlando Hernández to justice for flooding US cities with cocaine. Then, in a single social media post last week, Donald Trump set the former Honduran president free. on.ft.com/4oxBJ2v
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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the perceptive @xkcd.com nails this one
xkcd.com/3175/
Website Task Flowchart
xkcd.com
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Unless proven otherwise, every Republican in Congress supports this image:
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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"She can be heard screaming as agents attempt to handcuff her. 'I’m a U.S. citizen, please help me,' she shouted after agents forced her to the ground. 'This is unfair. Why are you doing this to me?'”

Gift link:
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
December 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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This is racist and dangerous. Last I checked, Somalians are Black and Rep. Omar is a colleague. Where are the @housedemocrats.bsky.social? The @blackcaucus.bsky.social ?

Do not allow these insults to go unanswered.
Trump calls Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN) "garbage," says that Somalians don't belong in the U.S. because they "do nothing but complain... do nothing but bitch"
December 3, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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ALERT: At US House Homeland Security Committee about violence against law enforcement, Democrats have put the January 6th plaque on a stand behind the Democratic members of panel

(House leadership has declined to hang the plaque at Capitol by mandated 2023 deadline)
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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You have the right to record ICE.

You have the right to film any operation happening in public as long as you do not interfere or impede it.

Your camera is proof, but keep a safe distance. KEEP RECORDING.
December 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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I usually adopt a family through a local grassroots organization, but this year I don’t think it’s gonna work for our family however, the post office has this portal. When children write letters, they gather them up and post them. You can adopt and send them gifts

www.uspsoperationsanta.com/letters
Letters to Santa - USPS Operation Santa® Program
See all letters to Santa of the USPS Operation Santa program and choose one to adopt and help us spread holiday cheer and make a child's holiday wish come true.
www.uspsoperationsanta.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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It's not shocking that an organization formed by an asshole and staffed by assholes to try and make more assholes has an asshole problem.
December 2, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling”

Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”
December 3, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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Dollar General stores have failed more than 4,300 government price-accuracy inspections in 23 states. Family Dollar stores have failed more than 2,100 price inspections in 20 states over the same time span.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
How the dollar-store industry overcharges cash-strapped customers while promising low prices
A Guardian investigation reveals Dollar General and Family Dollar stores often fail to honor their shelf prices – charging more at checkout for everything from frying pans to Frosted Flakes
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Discussion of some points of grievance shouldn’t even be on the table or up for discussion. Period.
December 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is a list of almost 1,500 right wing predators since 2016.

tinyurl.com/yc86m6x4

1313: Trump's spiritual advisor r@ped a child

www.bbc.com/news/article...

1381: The TDS guy, trying to r@pe a child.

tinyurl.com/eichorn1

Control through Kompromat was KGB standard procedure.
#RightWingSexualPredators
tinyurl.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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NYPD brutally took down a woman, throwing in a couple of punches while she was down. 🤬
December 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Seemed?! Dude was in REM sleep while the Cabinet talked about national security. Drowsy Don didn’t just nod off he was one Werther’s Original away from full grandpa-at-Thanksgiving energy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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In Chelsea, Massachusetts, a woman captured footage of a local police officer conversing with an ICE agent, defying Boston’s ban on cooperation with federal law enforcement.
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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I just want to note that Charlie Kirk, an individual who never wore a uniform or served the public, was given far more public tributes and memorials than Spc. Sarah Beckstrom, who was shot and killed doing a job she should not have been asked to do.

Support the troops, my lily-white ass...
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM