Woofy McPetface
@caityg216.bsky.social
CLE native living in or around DC. Animals before people, mother to both
On the one hand, I don't want to lie to my child. On the other, I really don't want to share my chips. So if she asks, these are spicy
January 10, 2026 at 4:08 PM
On the one hand, I don't want to lie to my child. On the other, I really don't want to share my chips. So if she asks, these are spicy
My neighbors lost their home, three beloved pets, and much of their livelihood in a freak fire. If you have a buck to spare, they could use it. Thank you! gofund.me/ec480c929
Donate to help erica & santi rebuild after a devastating house fire, organized by Erika Astrid
last night, erica and her husband, santi, experienced an unimag… Erika Astrid needs your support for help erica & santi rebuild after a devastating house fire
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December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My neighbors lost their home, three beloved pets, and much of their livelihood in a freak fire. If you have a buck to spare, they could use it. Thank you! gofund.me/ec480c929
At least 3 of these have gotta be made up
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
At least 3 of these have gotta be made up
When I give the cat 3 cookies instead of 4
November 21, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When I give the cat 3 cookies instead of 4
Anybody else think, when your kids' nanny arrives for the day, "oh thank God a responsible adult is here" (I'm 10 yrs older than she is)
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anybody else think, when your kids' nanny arrives for the day, "oh thank God a responsible adult is here" (I'm 10 yrs older than she is)
"Also is definitely not haunted "
October 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
"Also is definitely not haunted "
🎃 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎃
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Ready to Be Freaked Out? It's Scary Story Contest Time!
Submit your real-life scary stories in the comments. There are just a few rules...
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October 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
🎃 it's the most wonderful time of the year 🎃
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If you’re in NE DC near NoMa and lost a kitten I have it
@popville.bsky.social
@popville.bsky.social
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If you’re in NE DC near NoMa and lost a kitten I have it
@popville.bsky.social
@popville.bsky.social
Reposted by Woofy McPetface
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
September 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
Being a grownup means eating all the pieces of the chex mix, even the rye chips
August 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Being a grownup means eating all the pieces of the chex mix, even the rye chips
Reposted by Woofy McPetface
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that plays basketball
August 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a dog that plays basketball
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
August 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
No cheating. Your last saved celebrity photo is your therapist. Who is it?
alien-ass lookin flower 😠
A different look at the passion flower for #Stunday
#EastCoastKin #photography ##PhotographersofBluesky #MacroMonday #BloomScrolling
#EastCoastKin #photography ##PhotographersofBluesky #MacroMonday #BloomScrolling
July 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
alien-ass lookin flower 😠
(Slamming my hands on the table) Answer the question! Did you or did you not get your tiny kitten head from The Tiny Kitten Head Store?!
July 20, 2025 at 11:36 AM
(Slamming my hands on the table) Answer the question! Did you or did you not get your tiny kitten head from The Tiny Kitten Head Store?!
Ok keep it in your pants wordlebot
July 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Ok keep it in your pants wordlebot
I love this one- "extremely sentimental possession from my war hero grandfather. I'll leave it on the porch for a random stranger to take"
June 28, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I love this one- "extremely sentimental possession from my war hero grandfather. I'll leave it on the porch for a random stranger to take"
No further detail provided. Just "flash cards"
June 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
No further detail provided. Just "flash cards"
I...what
Kim Kardashian is the first name attached to Amazon MGM’s Bratz movie. She’ll play the villain in the flick from the makers of A24’s The Masque of the Red Death.
Kim Kardashian Will Play the Villain in a New Bratz Movie
Kim Kardashian is the first name attached to Amazon MGM’s Bratz movie. She’ll play the villain in the flick from the makers of A24’s The Masque of the Red Death.
www.vulture.com
June 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I...what
NYT with the references @criminalsimpsons.com
June 16, 2025 at 10:57 AM
NYT with the references @criminalsimpsons.com
Switch, Will Smith:
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey, something sexy bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or something
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey, something sexy bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or something
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
June 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Switch, Will Smith:
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey, something sexy bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or something
Hear that, how the veteran glide the record
But don't download, go out and buy the record
Hey, something sexy bout her
Girl on the floor, all her friends around her
I mean real clean, ain't gotta touch or nothing
It ain't like I like a chick on chick or something
Reposted by Woofy McPetface
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
June 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
All right, what are the worst song lyrics you've ever heard?
I just love everything about this. Petty Mayonnaise next door
May 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I just love everything about this. Petty Mayonnaise next door