Jordan Baker
calamityardman.bsky.social
Jordan Baker
@calamityardman.bsky.social
Teacher, TTRPG enthusiast, perpetually tired.
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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parents PLEASE check your kid's candy this year. i just found a copy of "the elder scrolls: tribunal" in a snickers bar. that is NOT playable without the morrowind base game
October 31, 2023 at 9:21 PM
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"looks like a PS2 game"

the PS2 game:
June 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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July 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Be gay, do (not discuss your) crime (on social media).
June 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
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May 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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that's where I work... #robotalchemicdrive
May 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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FREE GAMES! No, really, the PC has mountains of great games that don't cost a penny. Not even F2P (though I did include some), just FREE. I'm gradually updating a sortable little database of the best out there. Got 125+ so far

Share it around, and let me know if there's anything I should add to it!
Free PC Games - The Best For The Broke
docs.google.com
January 2, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry
April 9, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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🧍‍♂️
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND (Editor's note: There is no historical evidence that Socrates actually had a friend named Darryl. This is likely a character invented to facilitate the joke.): fuck him up socrates
January 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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January 15, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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a good game can turn into a great game if it sucks a little bit in an interesting way
January 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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mayor of mage-town 🔥
#FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9
December 23, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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“Get off me, you scumbag!”
#FinalFantasy #FFIX #FF9
December 28, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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The struggle is real.
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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Happy Holidays everyone, have a safe and happy new year!
#metalgearsolid #art
December 24, 2024 at 5:54 PM
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lina inverse! 💥 #slayers #スレイヤーズ
November 29, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Epic Games Publishing title - from creator of ICO/Shadow of the Colossus/The Last Guardian Fumito Ueda

untitled game
December 13, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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Inbox: ‘Wanted’ posters of healthcare CEOs wheatpasted around lower Manhattan ahead of today’s Goldman Sachs Financial Services conference.

“Those who would steal from us have names, faces, and addresses. Justice will only come from the working class,” per anon communique.
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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peter parker should be dominican
December 8, 2024 at 2:17 AM
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Cover for the "Ruins of Ordane" adventure module from a few months ago.
December 7, 2024 at 2:04 AM