Cala
@calastorylord.bsky.social
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35 - Non-Binary - SC, USA | Gynesexual | They/Them Technical Designer at City of Gamers. My opinions are my own. Help a cutie survive: https://ko-fi.com/calastorylord This account is #NSFW. 🔞MINORS DNF🔞 DMs open.
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calastorylord.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Cala, a game designer who supports sex workers, furries, accessibility, trans rights, LGBTQIA+, and the right to choose what you do with your body.

I like stories and puns. I play RPG games like FFXIV, Legend of Heroes, and Assassin's Creed.

I also read a lot of web novels.

Lettuce chat.
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aceottorney.bsky.social
Proud to announce Deviant Legal’s Game Developer’s Guide to Publishing Agreements: a free resource for developers wanting to learn about publishing deals. Publicly accessible, without requiring to provide your data: deviantlegal.com/guide/game-d...
An image about the game developer's guide to publishing agreements feauturing otto the otter
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xavierck.com
We desperately need someone with your very specific set of skills, like, RIGHT NOW! OMG!

But ooooooooonly if you're willing to relocate so you can sit in an office and desperately try ignore other people so you can get half as much work done in twice the time 😎
calastorylord.bsky.social
Investigating the target, especially if the investigation is a whole 'stealth' mission in and of itself.

Planning can be fun, prep tends to be boring, and the actual heist itself, depending on execution, can either be fun like the stealth mission or boring; it varies.
calastorylord.bsky.social
Yea, I get that. Chaotic Good or Lawful neutral for me. I tend to use tissues as bookmarks. They're always nearby, don't leave a mark in the books, and are easy to spot for returning to the appropriate section.
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lmichet.bsky.social
Learned that I am being laid off from Heart Machine, and will be leaving the studio later this month.

Do you need a contractor? I've got a track record of leading scope-friendly script revisions late in dev. I have also done a lot of consulting on new IPs and pitches/demos. Feel free to DM me!
calastorylord.bsky.social
With a title like that... I'm not really all that surprised that nobody watched it.
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futterish.fsquared.biz
Every developer should read this. Print it out. Put it under your pillow. Put a little sugar on it and have it with your breakfast. Make it part of you.
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bclev.bsky.social
This would single-handedly transform the lives of everyone I know in such profound ways it is difficult to fully articulate, but it would also let us actually make more and different and crazy things
mikeachim.bsky.social
Damn. This is amazing. £325 per week, paid monthly, for 3 years - and the result was a profit for the Irish economy:
www.citizensinformation.ie/en/employmen...
Post from Threads user rodneyowl: "Ireland has declared the Basic Income for Artists scheme permanent. This will be officially announced in tomorrow’s budget. Details to follow. Congratulations to all who fought for it and the present and future artists of all sorts in Ireland. That includes me 👌We’re just comin to the end of a 3 year pilot scheme. It’s been a roaring success. For every €1 paid out to the 2000 participants, the government got €1.46 back. Can’t argue with that. Other countries are already taking note."
calastorylord.bsky.social
Truly just guys being dudes.
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banalplay.bsky.social
When your custom character appears in a cut scene
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots
calastorylord.bsky.social
It's peak, that's why.

It tastes great on its own w/o milk, and if you do have it with milk, it makes the milk *even more* tasty to drink after you finish eating the cereal.
calastorylord.bsky.social
The idea that a vaccine could make my allergies go poof is phenomenally exciting, as someone with life-threatening food allergies, and also allergies to the most common pets. It would be life-changing to be able to eat somewhere without worrying about what is in it.
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forbiddenqt.bsky.social
Not to stir shit up but I'm at a sapphic/nonbinary event, and it whips, but I do think it's interesting how the performers range from every gender and identity under the sun as long as they're not AMAB
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mtsw.bsky.social
A better world is possible
brenttoderian.bsky.social
According to the City of Paris, in the last 10 years 150K trees have been planted & 45ha of parks created in the already hot city, all intended to not only improve quality-of-life today, but also help the city adapt to & manage summer heatwaves of 50℃ (122F) by 2050.

Just the start.

Common sense.
Paris before and after street transformation New urban forest planted in front of Paris City Hall A Paris “School Street” where cars are removed and people space/tree planting are added
calastorylord.bsky.social
...like a bodega cat?
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calastorylord.bsky.social
Truly, reading trashy novels gives you a better appreciation for good works.
calastorylord.bsky.social
Social media skeets aside, do you communicate to your dates that touching your tits on the first date is fine?
calastorylord.bsky.social
youtu.be/agWwSsCP6KI?...

Since we're doing Primo Victoria posting, I must include this banger of a version.
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seldo.com
My personal timeline is full of autistic people trying to explain that there isn't more autism than before, it's just that we're better at detecting it, and there's nothing more autistic than hoping explaining something at length will help matters when nobody is really listening.
calastorylord.bsky.social
Left, probably, but I have no context for this. Could you also please add alt text to your pics? Would love to share them, but I only do that for pics w/ alt text.
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blackwallmancer.bsky.social
Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).
Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist):

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much.

you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.