nadira 🙃
@calllmenadira.net
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staff writer @slate.com | amateur @ life 📍 philly cream cheese; ny bagel
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finna enter 2025 with such strong malaise the likes of which the world has never seen before
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Read this before you buy lunch today. ⬇️

Not only is Cava serving up "slop," they make an appearance on our Employer Wall of Shame.

Thanks @slate.com and @calllmenadira.net for factoring workers' rights into your "slop bowl" rankings!
calllmenadira.net
I ranked all of the popular Slop Bowls for @slate.com!

Through my research, I found horror stories of customers allegedly being served severed fingers, class action lawsuits, and glorious, gooey mac and cheese.

Capitalism may ruin everything, but that doesn't mean we need to abandon discernment!
Slop Bowls Have Taken Over the Working Person’s Lunch Break. We’ve Ranked Them From the Sloppiest to the Supreme.
You’re probably going to need a spoon …
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yeah, scaling up has definitely altered the quality of so many places on this list, for sure. love Honeygrow!
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I endorse the winning slop bowl, a no brainer.
calllmenadira.net
I ranked all of the popular Slop Bowls for @slate.com!

Through my research, I found horror stories of customers allegedly being served severed fingers, class action lawsuits, and glorious, gooey mac and cheese.

Capitalism may ruin everything, but that doesn't mean we need to abandon discernment!
Slop Bowls Have Taken Over the Working Person’s Lunch Break. We’ve Ranked Them From the Sloppiest to the Supreme.
You’re probably going to need a spoon …
slate.com
calllmenadira.net
the point of this list is I like many of these places! LMFAOOOOO!

Thanks for reading! 💛
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nycsouthpaw.bsky.social
Content creators tend to think any spectacle is defensible if they can say health and safety concerns have been attended to behind the scenes, but that’s not really it imho. Mr. Beast’s whole thing is that his subjects’ desperation for cash allows him—a wealthier person—to indulge his sadism.

@KillaKreww
MrBeast had a contestant TRAPPED inside a BURNING house to win $500,000 in his new video [link]

@MrBeast
This blew up, if you're curious obviously we had ventilation for the smoke and a kill switch to cut off the fires. We had professionals test this extensively and the guy in the video as stated is a professional stunt man. I take safety more serious than you could ever imagine.
calllmenadira.net
I ranked all of the popular Slop Bowls for @slate.com!

Through my research, I found horror stories of customers allegedly being served severed fingers, class action lawsuits, and glorious, gooey mac and cheese.

Capitalism may ruin everything, but that doesn't mean we need to abandon discernment!
Slop Bowls Have Taken Over the Working Person’s Lunch Break. We’ve Ranked Them From the Sloppiest to the Supreme.
You’re probably going to need a spoon …
slate.com
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phillewis.bsky.social
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
calllmenadira.net
I wrote about how much I enjoyed TWINLESS, the new Dylan O'Brien vehicle.

This movie gets extra points for having the best depiction of how The Sims is a perfect proxy for exploring your own grief.
One of the Best Movie Twists of the Year Comes From a Sundance Hit That’s Finally in Theaters
Infamous gay sex scene aside, Twinless serves as a fascinating character study.
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Me reading posts from people at #TIFF like i'm at the Bad Apples with Good Fortune and Poetic License in Hamnet Couture watching a Roofman Wake Up a Dead Man concert
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Yeah, so @calllmenadira.net got a hold of the makeup artist tasked w/ the daunting transformation that was key in Druski's latest viral bit where he hangs out at a NASCAR race. I've never clicked on a @slate.com link so fast in my life.
A Black Comedian Became a Shockingly Realistic White Man for a Viral Skit. Here’s How He Did It.
Makeup artist Kaylee Kehne-Swisher reveals what it took to transform Druski for his latest viral skit.
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calllmenadira.net
Honored to be a panelist for Noella's panel at NEW YORK COMIC CON!

We'll be talking about the subject of her upcoming book — Misogynoir and Multiverses: A Black Girl's Guide to Fandom Culture — as part of NYCC's professional programming in partnership with NYPL!

Come see us! Oct. 9 at 5pm @ NYCC!
calllmenadira.net
can we unplug the internet for today
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theferocity.bsky.social
It’s such a relief not having to care about that lady.
calllmenadira.net
Aww, thank you so much!!! 🥹
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jamellebouie.net
give me a bag of these and you don't even have to worry about the money
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samadams.bsky.social
a perfect quote from the owner of Sulimay’s about people threatening to boycott the restaurant because of the JD Vance mural: “If I wanted them to eat here, I’d put pictures on the menu.”