Calum Taylor
@calumtaylor19.bsky.social
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"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
"Y'ello? You'll have to speak up.
I'm wearing a towel."
I'm wearing a towel."
McEntee is really shite eh?
Can’t believe we left Milne on the right until there was 10 to go, was as good as a man down out there.
Nearly pulled it back but had no right to. An awful performance.
Manager and players should be ashamed it was that bad.
Can’t believe we left Milne on the right until there was 10 to go, was as good as a man down out there.
Nearly pulled it back but had no right to. An awful performance.
Manager and players should be ashamed it was that bad.
December 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
McEntee is really shite eh?
Can’t believe we left Milne on the right until there was 10 to go, was as good as a man down out there.
Nearly pulled it back but had no right to. An awful performance.
Manager and players should be ashamed it was that bad.
Can’t believe we left Milne on the right until there was 10 to go, was as good as a man down out there.
Nearly pulled it back but had no right to. An awful performance.
Manager and players should be ashamed it was that bad.
Getting together a search party for Sabah Kerjota
December 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Getting together a search party for Sabah Kerjota
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"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
December 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit you?"
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
"I ain't saying nothing."
"What do I tell the doctor?"
"Tell him to suck a lemon."
“Great position” and all that but the four teams below you aren’t that far away all things considered.
A superb first round of fixtures but no wins, one goal and arguably three of your worst performances to boot in the second round so far.
A superb first round of fixtures but no wins, one goal and arguably three of your worst performances to boot in the second round so far.
November 29, 2025 at 10:12 PM
“Great position” and all that but the four teams below you aren’t that far away all things considered.
A superb first round of fixtures but no wins, one goal and arguably three of your worst performances to boot in the second round so far.
A superb first round of fixtures but no wins, one goal and arguably three of your worst performances to boot in the second round so far.
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#BornOnThisDay #160YearsAgo #HMFC legend George Archibald “Geordie” Scott.
He was Hearts’ top goalscorer in the inaugural season of the Scottish Football League in 1890-91.
He would win the Scottish Cup with Hearts that season, beating joint-champions Dumbarton 1-0.
He was Hearts’ top goalscorer in the inaugural season of the Scottish Football League in 1890-91.
He would win the Scottish Cup with Hearts that season, beating joint-champions Dumbarton 1-0.
November 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
#BornOnThisDay #160YearsAgo #HMFC legend George Archibald “Geordie” Scott.
He was Hearts’ top goalscorer in the inaugural season of the Scottish Football League in 1890-91.
He would win the Scottish Cup with Hearts that season, beating joint-champions Dumbarton 1-0.
He was Hearts’ top goalscorer in the inaugural season of the Scottish Football League in 1890-91.
He would win the Scottish Cup with Hearts that season, beating joint-champions Dumbarton 1-0.
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'The Shed' covered supporters enclosure at Tynecastle Park, 1959-1994.
October 7, 2025 at 8:39 AM
'The Shed' covered supporters enclosure at Tynecastle Park, 1959-1994.
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Heart of Midlothian.
October 5, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Heart of Midlothian.
John Beaton is a shitebag.
September 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
John Beaton is a shitebag.
Would be nice to have a week we don’t see that a player on the bench should be starting and the team was right from the start.
Bin the back three and get the wide men involved.
Kizi, what a boy. Another result ground out while not at our best. Can still go up a few gears I think. Still excited.
Bin the back three and get the wide men involved.
Kizi, what a boy. Another result ground out while not at our best. Can still go up a few gears I think. Still excited.
August 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Would be nice to have a week we don’t see that a player on the bench should be starting and the team was right from the start.
Bin the back three and get the wide men involved.
Kizi, what a boy. Another result ground out while not at our best. Can still go up a few gears I think. Still excited.
Bin the back three and get the wide men involved.
Kizi, what a boy. Another result ground out while not at our best. Can still go up a few gears I think. Still excited.
McEntee absolutely not for me. Especially at right wing back. Definition of insanity and all that.
Can’t understand how it’s better than just playing Forrester.
Sooner the German ‘keeper is in the better.
Three at the back is beyond rotten.
Can’t understand how it’s better than just playing Forrester.
Sooner the German ‘keeper is in the better.
Three at the back is beyond rotten.
August 30, 2025 at 2:57 PM
McEntee absolutely not for me. Especially at right wing back. Definition of insanity and all that.
Can’t understand how it’s better than just playing Forrester.
Sooner the German ‘keeper is in the better.
Three at the back is beyond rotten.
Can’t understand how it’s better than just playing Forrester.
Sooner the German ‘keeper is in the better.
Three at the back is beyond rotten.
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I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
August 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I love this so much and I am absolutely tearing up about it. The gentleness and plainness of this, the way he just lets her be her (and she seems so damn lovely, who wouldn’t?), the generosity.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
It isn’t going to solve the world’s problems, but this kind of humanity is a hell of a start.
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Rangers before every season: "NO SURRENDER!"
Rangers by November:
Rangers by November:
June 17, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Rangers before every season: "NO SURRENDER!"
Rangers by November:
Rangers by November:
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We lost the ball plenty by getting it forward without enough precision tonight.
Infinitely preferable to knocking it between central defenders for 80% of the game.
Infinitely preferable to knocking it between central defenders for 80% of the game.
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We lost the ball plenty by getting it forward without enough precision tonight.
Infinitely preferable to knocking it between central defenders for 80% of the game.
Infinitely preferable to knocking it between central defenders for 80% of the game.
Nick Walsh is shite.
Cammy Devlin is not.
Hearts winning remains class.
Cammy Devlin is not.
Hearts winning remains class.
August 4, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Nick Walsh is shite.
Cammy Devlin is not.
Hearts winning remains class.
Cammy Devlin is not.
Hearts winning remains class.
Seeing a bit of people being quite wary of how we’ve done so far despite the score-lines. I’m finding it very encouraging. Players looking sharper each game, starting to see combinations gelling and constant control which is not something we’ve seen in the past in these kind of games.
July 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Seeing a bit of people being quite wary of how we’ve done so far despite the score-lines. I’m finding it very encouraging. Players looking sharper each game, starting to see combinations gelling and constant control which is not something we’ve seen in the past in these kind of games.
There is a very strong case to be made that Cammy Devlin is the best player at Hearts.
Not technically but in what he brings to the team and how well he does what he does. Sensational again today.
Not technically but in what he brings to the team and how well he does what he does. Sensational again today.
July 12, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There is a very strong case to be made that Cammy Devlin is the best player at Hearts.
Not technically but in what he brings to the team and how well he does what he does. Sensational again today.
Not technically but in what he brings to the team and how well he does what he does. Sensational again today.
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The #NintendoSwitch2 with #GameChat is here!
To celebrate, we are giving away an amazing LEGO Mario Kart & Bowser bundle (worth £379!)
Ready to win? Retweet this post, or reply with a selfie of you using GameChat (worth 5 entries!)
#sweepstakes Sponsored by Nintendo UK (1/2)
To celebrate, we are giving away an amazing LEGO Mario Kart & Bowser bundle (worth £379!)
Ready to win? Retweet this post, or reply with a selfie of you using GameChat (worth 5 entries!)
#sweepstakes Sponsored by Nintendo UK (1/2)
June 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The #NintendoSwitch2 with #GameChat is here!
To celebrate, we are giving away an amazing LEGO Mario Kart & Bowser bundle (worth £379!)
Ready to win? Retweet this post, or reply with a selfie of you using GameChat (worth 5 entries!)
#sweepstakes Sponsored by Nintendo UK (1/2)
To celebrate, we are giving away an amazing LEGO Mario Kart & Bowser bundle (worth £379!)
Ready to win? Retweet this post, or reply with a selfie of you using GameChat (worth 5 entries!)
#sweepstakes Sponsored by Nintendo UK (1/2)
I’m sorry about all I said before. I’m ready to change, be better and appreciate you the way you should be. I want you back more than anything else.
April 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I’m sorry about all I said before. I’m ready to change, be better and appreciate you the way you should be. I want you back more than anything else.
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Donald Ford scores for Hearts against Wolves in the 1971 Texaco Cup final at Tynecastle.
April 14, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Donald Ford scores for Hearts against Wolves in the 1971 Texaco Cup final at Tynecastle.
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I'd play so much Pokémon Crystal if it came to NSO.
March 12, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I'd play so much Pokémon Crystal if it came to NSO.
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People die all the time. Just like that.
March 11, 2025 at 9:59 PM
People die all the time. Just like that.
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How it feels to change the clocks an hour ahead:
March 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How it feels to change the clocks an hour ahead:
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Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?
February 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Why must I fail in every attempt at masonry?