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My mom in the 90’s: “Dungeons and Dragons is teaching kids to commune with the devil and summon demons”

Me playing DnD: “I’d like to ask the dwarf if I can get a library card”
May 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Therapy done, time to relax with 36 hours of the Morrowind theme song/until I get tired of it and switch to concerning hobbits while binge watching new skills I may never use.
a blue and white bird is laying in the grass
ALT: a blue and white bird is laying in the grass
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The world needs more taco trucks
April 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Say it with me now; women are more than the sum of their parts. Of course I was sad. But I'm still whole.
I can only imagine how psychologically painful it is for a woman to not have their reproductive organs intact to procreate.
April 9, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Day 8 of waiting for America to say April Fools to everyone
April 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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So we’re 75 days into trumps second term, people are protesting everywhere. Markets have had two days of absolutely apocalyptic losses. There are grad students being disappeared and a man with an autism awareness tattoo was sent to a super scary prison in El Salvador. They’ve cut cancer research..
April 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I made brownies and forgot the vanilla extract.

(this is a positive thing)

(At least I'm taking it as positive because one time i made chocolate chip cookies and forgot the chocolate chips)

(which is not as bad as the time I made chocolate chip cookies and forgot the flour)

(man im dumb)
March 29, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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"skinny" as a fashion trend is incredibly dangerous but unfortunately is back "in" so here's a gentle reminder that you do not need to be the smallest version of yourself to be beautiful.
March 17, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Imagine this: On the evening of March 8, you and your spouse unlock the door to your apartment building. As you step inside, two men—not in uniform—push their way in behind you. They tell you your visa has been revoked and that they are there to deport you.
March 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Misuse of public funds, undermining cost efficient quality healthcare, undermining school system, inflating personal wealth, terrible mental healthcare spending, negligent and cruel to disabled individuals, has never lowered taxes.

Trump or Doug Ford?

It's both, their meeting is political staging.
March 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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My Twitch harassment/stalking story is live now at Rolling Stone. It’s an intense read but I’m proud of it.

Thank you to the women (and man) who spoke to me for this piece. You’re brave and bold and badass!

www.rollingstone.com/culture/cult...
March 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Just a reminder that Doug Ford is the Donald Trump of Canada.

Sure he threw a pebble at Trumps face.

But he also sabotaged our medical industry for the sake of privatization.

And subsidized companies to create jobs that we'll never see a return off or gain more skilled workers from.
March 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Historian here:

“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.”

― Theodore Roosevelt
March 10, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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If this pops up during your scroll time, you should tell your crush you want to play Stardew Valley with them, or kiss them. Maybe both.
March 9, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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People love to dunk on youngest children but nobody talks about how parents’ naming strategies for a third kid will be just “we asked your siblings what they liked” and you just have to live whatever your brother came up with when he was 6
March 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Whoever called it a pork chop instead of a Sirloink Steak really missed out on a golden opportunity.
March 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I can't believe the world is still falling apart, don't they know it's a Monday?
March 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
In other news, I've requisitioned my friends to join me in my Stardew World purely for the sake of hoeing. They'll be my dirty dirty friends till the end of my giant field where we'll no doubt make lots of jokes about using each other for seeding purposes. Will update as I can
February 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I made the argument before, that the NFL's, 'tush push' was unsafe for players but I thought I'd add; pushing a ballcarrier forward from behind is very very unsafe in today's NFL. It's one thing in rugby but it's not something to do when pads limit player awareness.

www.nfl.com/news/unnamed...
February 28, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don't think I'll ever get used to NFL teams paying WR's 20-30% of the salary cap in the NFL. Some players are that good in their prime, no doubt there, but it's the one position where literally everybody else on offense/defense has to do their job for them to succeed 9/10 times.
February 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
On a side note, Stardew Valley is a quality game. I can't believe I slept on it for so long. Nice relaxing vibes.
February 21, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Boggles my mind that Canadiens believe the Conservative Party 'leaders' and premiers have a plan that benefits them when they've cut funding upwards of 80% to healthcare, education and the 'jobs' they've 'added' have been subsidized by taxpayer money to third party entities at 3x the cost of normal.
February 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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This is exactly how Hitler talked. It's not even a comparison or analogy, as people claim.

It's a direct connection in ideology as well as a similar approach to governance and relationship to democracy.

This needs to be how we talk about it. They are the ideological descendants of Hitler.
February 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It's wild to me that the @nflbluesky.bsky.social keeps the 'Tush Push' in play when they actively enforce:
1. Defenders can't target the head of any offensive player
2. Ball-carriers can't lead with their head on any run
3. OL can't make chop blocks anymore.
Meanwhile the TP forces all 3 in one play
January 30, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Nobody is trying to *make* your kids (or any other kids) trans.

We are just hoping that *if* they are trans, they have access to medical care and community, so they, ya know, don’t want to k*ll themselves? ??
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM