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this is my little happy corner 🌈

on digital detox: I don’t respond fast 🪷

(i have to limit politics for the sake of my sanity so here i mainly repost what makes me laugh and smile)
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need some non political shitposting ( i cannot mentally cope with bringing more politics into my life that i already experience)
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witnessed class warfare today (robot vacuum got stuck on a broom)
January 5, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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If Jews run the world then why was everything closed yesterday
December 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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OBGYN, ENT, and urology are holeistic studies
December 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Good morning
December 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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immersion blenders are goated when scrambling a lot of eggs is the vibe
December 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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✌️stuck✌️ in emoji sarcasm ✌️quote factory✌️ send ✌️help✌️
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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If you start a game of "Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time", collect the three spiritual sword, and then simply leave the game console on for seven years after that not doing anything, you will solve the problem. Nothing bad will happen and the problem will be solved
November 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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Lets start the week with otters chasing a butterfly.
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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chewing raw star anises at the potluck to assert dominance
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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always "spam risk" never "friendship opportunity"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Me: why does my back hurt?

Also me sitting in a chair:
November 20, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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quick question, are blue check non-havers a protected class
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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a second sunday could fix me
November 16, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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This how I find out I have a son??
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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You can own this Tiffany-style Taco Bell desk lamp for $1,999.99 USD.

www.ebay.com/itm/15733876...
November 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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i need the xbox controller shibari
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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There's a very real possibility the incoming NYC mayor has seen your nudes
This labeller never misses
November 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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"everyone is twelve" and "everyone on bluesky is thirty-eight" are actually compatible theories
October 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB
October 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM