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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
What a jacket 🙌
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
January 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
It’s very fun imo! You just have to get used to the feel of just having an excessive number of characters who are basically just archetypes bouncing off each other.

And that one character has a tomato head.
January 8, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Lucy is a Mitski fan, confirmed
January 8, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Excelent insight! Your meme touches on a very important intersection of grammar and technology.
January 8, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Welle, he’ll have to Kim Deal with it
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Oh my god, I hadn’t realized Parker Molloy deactivated over the harassment. We need a complete shutdown of furries until we can work out what’s going on
January 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
That you are 🫡
January 5, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Holy shit. Spot on, but also RIP your mentions
January 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
I know that this is just a case of being misaligned between our politics and values, and I do value others’ opinions, but frankly that column is one of the worst things I’ve read in a long time. This kind of…hand-wringing, liberal imperialism is digusting
January 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
This is beside the point, but why are France, Germany, and Sweden yellow while Poland, Greece, and Norway are green?
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Death to America, and death to Canada if we can’t do better than this
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Turning a big lever labelled “sports vs gay” while looking back at the audience etc.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Okay, I’ll take another shot at him
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s a GaaS
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizard
i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM