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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
This is beside the point, but why are France, Germany, and Sweden yellow while Poland, Greece, and Norway are green?
January 3, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Death to America, and death to Canada if we can’t do better than this
January 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Turning a big lever labelled “sports vs gay” while looking back at the audience etc.
January 2, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Okay, I’ll take another shot at him
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
It’s a GaaS
December 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Reposted by robbie aka. CannedLizard
i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Be sure to try the Reuben they sell at the Manhattan Staten Island ferry terminal! If it’s still as good as it was in 2019, you’ll enjoy it heartily
December 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Once again, I was confounded by the fact that her name’s acronym also matches Magic: The Gathering
December 17, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I like having the option of full flavour, plain crispy, or the special of pouring half a can into a bottle of plan sparkles to extend both of them
December 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM