robbie aka. CannedLizard
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if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
February 15, 2026 at 8:03 AM
if you asked me to diagnose the western game industry's current problem it would start with "landlords have absorbed basically all disposable income"
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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like 90% of the time when someone is crowing about "antisemitism on the left" it means "i saw a post i didn't like." ok. i see posts i don't like all the time
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
like 90% of the time when someone is crowing about "antisemitism on the left" it means "i saw a post i didn't like." ok. i see posts i don't like all the time
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The bread is overpriced and full of microplastics and the circuses are split over a dozen streaming services at $15/mo a pop, and meanwhile what they’re supposed to distract from/compensate for has grown to literally apocalyptic proportions.
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The bread is overpriced and full of microplastics and the circuses are split over a dozen streaming services at $15/mo a pop, and meanwhile what they’re supposed to distract from/compensate for has grown to literally apocalyptic proportions.
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
Watching the Olympics, and a German woman won the gold medal in the solo luge, and the announcer yelled “THE WORLD IS NOW YOURS!” and I don’t know much, but I don’t think gold medal at women’s solo luge is how we determine world ownership
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Watching the Olympics, and a German woman won the gold medal in the solo luge, and the announcer yelled “THE WORLD IS NOW YOURS!” and I don’t know much, but I don’t think gold medal at women’s solo luge is how we determine world ownership
Let’s be honest: if Tina Fey had to write a joke about Discord it would be crazy incisive but also prominently feature the t-slur
sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young
February 10, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Let’s be honest: if Tina Fey had to write a joke about Discord it would be crazy incisive but also prominently feature the t-slur
Same 👇
Just cancelled my nitro subscription immediately after the news that @discord.com is going to roll out age verification worldwide.
I have a right to privacy. No corporation is entitled to my ID or to feed my face into AI.
Teen is not the default and age verification does nothing to make anyone safer
I have a right to privacy. No corporation is entitled to my ID or to feed my face into AI.
Teen is not the default and age verification does nothing to make anyone safer
February 9, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Same 👇
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
February 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
WELCOME TO 96.9, THE RAVEN
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
[EXPLOSION SFX]
WHERE IT'S NOTHING BUT NUMBERS, NUMBERS, NUMBERS
[AUSTIN POWERS "YEAH, BABY"]
NUMBERS YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
[JURASSIC PARK "YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH, YOU DID IT"]
GET IN TO THE MIX
[HOMER SIMPSON "WOO HOO"]
STARTING *NOW*
1... 2... 3... 4...
5...
Winter Olympics time
February 5, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Winter Olympics time
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Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Sinners is a movie with the guts to say that no matter what you’re facing be it a gang of vampires or racism, it’s never a bad time to learn how to eat pussy good
Google listing for Canadian Bible Society
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Google listing for Canadian Bible Society
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but doctor,
January 11, 2026 at 10:25 AM
but doctor,
I’m a single issue candidate, and my platform is that these buttons by airport bathrooms should have a voice say “you’re such a good toilet for me” or “you’re a dirty little potty, aren’t you?” Depending on what button you hit
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
I’m a single issue candidate, and my platform is that these buttons by airport bathrooms should have a voice say “you’re such a good toilet for me” or “you’re a dirty little potty, aren’t you?” Depending on what button you hit
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perhaps one end result of the rise of cutesy and/or obeisant self-censorship is we'll eventually forget what the curse words actually are and then just use them all the time
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 AM
perhaps one end result of the rise of cutesy and/or obeisant self-censorship is we'll eventually forget what the curse words actually are and then just use them all the time
In the library, googling “socialist beach reads”
January 5, 2026 at 6:09 PM
In the library, googling “socialist beach reads”
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Hate it when I wake up in a wider gyre than the one I went to sleep in
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the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
January 3, 2026 at 7:18 AM
the US is a rabid dog that needs to be put down. death to America, I hope I live to see this rotten empire burn.
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jc denton: how's the saying go...? "you can lead a horse to water... but drowning it is surprisingly difficult."
alex jacobson:
jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water."
alex:
jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time.
alex:
jc: "kill all horses."
alex jacobson:
jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water."
alex:
jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time.
alex:
jc: "kill all horses."
December 31, 2025 at 5:21 AM
jc denton: how's the saying go...? "you can lead a horse to water... but drowning it is surprisingly difficult."
alex jacobson:
jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water."
alex:
jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time.
alex:
jc: "kill all horses."
alex jacobson:
jc: wait. or was it "you can traumatize a horse by using water."
alex:
jc: wait. wait. i think i've got it this time.
alex:
jc: "kill all horses."
Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin