robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin
December 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wearing the corner store cologne that ransoms people’s hard drives for bitcoin
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by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
by this time next year ai will be capable of opening presents with your family, freeing you up to finish those spreadsheets your boss has been waiting on
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i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please
December 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i never thought i’d need to say this but guys: no doctrinal or liturgical arguments in my mentions please
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you just know mrs. claus' squirt stains on christmas eve go crazy
December 25, 2025 at 3:41 AM
you just know mrs. claus' squirt stains on christmas eve go crazy
Disgusting woke nonsense! 😡 This isn’t a “sugar person”, it’s a Pikachu
December 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Disgusting woke nonsense! 😡 This isn’t a “sugar person”, it’s a Pikachu
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If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.” https://cnn.it/4b6g3rd
Oklahoma instructor removed from teaching for failing a Bible-based gender essay | CNN
The University of Oklahoma has removed an instructor who was accused by a student of religious discrimination over a failing grade on a psychology paper in which she cited the Bible and argued that promoting a “belief in multiple genders” was “demonic.”
cnn.it
December 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you’re wondering why your friends in academia are a little on edge right now, it’s because an eighteen-year-old who hasn’t done the reading, doesn’t look at the assignment, and has does no critical thinking skills more complex than “because I think it’s in the Bible” can literally end your career
The real trans agenda:
four day workweek, and all my gfs should have the same time off as me
December 22, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The real trans agenda:
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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[Zero 7 singing] Wasting my time -
December 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
[Zero 7 singing] Wasting my time -
Wikipedia photos captions can be so funny, because what do you mean the thing worth commenting on in this photo is the top?
cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wikipedia photos captions can be so funny, because what do you mean the thing worth commenting on in this photo is the top?
cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
cc: @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social
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Steam Year in Review is available, btw
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Steam Year in Review is available, btw
To the tune of “Ohh, She’s A Little Runaway” by Bon Jovi:
December 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
To the tune of “Ohh, She’s A Little Runaway” by Bon Jovi:
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that friend who's too visual novel
December 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
that friend who's too visual novel
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Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
December 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Average American motorist: "Beep beep I'm Hitler"
The Rock tweeting this again, word for word, 45 minutes before any other source
December 15, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Rock tweeting this again, word for word, 45 minutes before any other source
Cannabis brand called “Mayor Iguana”
December 15, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Cannabis brand called “Mayor Iguana”
What’s a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid
A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty
A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
What’s a game from your childhood that everyone but you called mid
A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty
A masterpiece - fight me on it, I’ll play dirty
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if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
🍃 SCOOP 🍃
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
President Trump is preparing to order his administration to dramatically loosen restrictions on MARIJUANA.
The order would reclassify cannabis from Schedule I — the same level as heroin — to Schedule III — the same level as Tylenol and codeine and some steroids.
Trump seeks to cut restrictions on marijuana through planned order
The president is expected to attempt to classify marijuana similar to some common prescription painkillers and other drugs.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
if Trump reschedules pot and all of America becomes California Circa 2013 in terms of medical weed i will call this the greatest own goal in the history of Democratic Politics
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gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
gender in video games is very stupid stupid every game should just be about a ball and two paddles trying to make sense of the grief they feel living in a world that no longer wants them and a society that couldn't care they exist and there is jazz music or some stupid shit it should cost $200
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