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Astaroth | Strawberry System 😈
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Forged in the flames of Hell

Opinions are mine alone and probably not even endorsed by the rest of Strawberry

If you're under 18 then fuck off
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Damn new print kinda fire
@amirtalai.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Let me just say that Valve really knows their audience by picking these two as poster children for the Steam Machine:

store.steampowered.com/sale/steamma...
November 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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If we had had enough runtime or episodes we wanted more time spent with Alastor and the other two Vees. The closest was that scene with Velvette, but I'm glad people took away the right thing from it! Haha Alastor would weirdly get along with them. Which would just piss Vox off more lol
I’m loving all the art I’m seeing of Alastor and Velvette hanging out 😂 It’s so funny seeing people draw her putting makeup on him when he’s hanging out with her and Val because that’s literally what Skye and I pitched for that scene but it didn’t make the cut 😔 Lives on in the beautiful fanart lol
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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A deeper dive into my "masking" comments wrt Alastor.

The interviewer does a little more paraphrasing and personal theorizing than I'd like, but I still think the conversation is a fun and important one to share. :)
Hazbin Hotel Star Reveals Why Alastor's Smile Resonates with Fans (Exclusive)
In an exclusive interview, Amir Talai revealed that the key to Alastor’s true power lies in a commonly shared experience.
comicbook.com
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands by the Perimeter Fence and Screams for 30 Seconds Before Vanishing Day to all who observe.
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
can't wait to paly $20/month to watch endless amounts of slop
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Disney boss Bob Iger has said the company's streaming service will soon allow subscribers to create and view AI-generated content. https://bit.ly/44alrVU
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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The Satanic Temple flies its flag outside a New Hampshire City Hall
open.substack.com/pub/luciengr...
The Satanic Temple flies its Flag over a City Hall in New Hampshire
...And just above a Ten Commandments monument that was recently re-installed
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Nov 13-19 is Trans Awareness Week.

To all my trans buddies, you are vital, you are beautiful, and you deserve to live in peace.

(yeah, it's really that simple)
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
fuck i'm hot
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Aw shit, it's the Inuyasha bit that lead to my single most popular Tweet back on the Other Site
November 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
listening to judas priest makes me want to shove batteries up my ass (non-derogatory)
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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That gorgeous bible was the only thing I loved about my bitch sister in law
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Worldwide Panic launches with a look at the new Satanic Panic.

Journalist Joseph L. Flatley & TST co-founder Lucien Greaves explore how discredited conspiracy frameworks are resurfacing.

Episode 1 is available now on TSTTV 🐐📺✨👉🏽 thesatanictemple.tv/programs/wp0...
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Good. Vote them all out.
Indivisible Launches its Largest Primary Program in Response to Senate Democrats Surrendering on the Shutdown Vote
indivisible.org
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 AM
it's almost time for my debut to the normies
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
bro probalby posted this while munching away on some kentucky fried french fuck
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i'm sure it's fun selling people out for money, but it's a real shame you can't use any of it in Hell
November 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov hi! You're a pathetic piece of shit!
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
ah yes I too love snatching defeat from the jaws of victory
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Vox in this headline just makes it funnier imo 😨
lol we made it once again gang!
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Showed my mother in law episode 4 tonight. She yawned audibly and said "is that you?" 7 times.
November 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Most people dont respond to spam texts.
Nina is not most people.
November 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
can't wait another few decades for it to just turn back into a fucking van
The bumper says 'rugged working man'.

But the cargo bed says ‘cosplay builder with soft hands’.

Time to ban these fragile-man-mobiles from our cities.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM