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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 2h

I'm old enough to remember this was the sell out track like it was so scandalous they had a release that got more air than a typical act of that sort

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

I'm in a Mood

Taking Back Sunday - Cute Without the "E" (Cut From the Team)

YouTube video by TakingBackSundayVEVO

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

There's a reason Wolfenstein games have historically done pretty good unless they're the dogshit one with the kids and that's it's fun to redact Nazis

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

Describe your Bluesky account in one image

Jonathan Osterman aka Dr Manhattan in the comic Watchmen sitting peacefully on a rock on Mars with his peanuts out

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

Stephen Miller looks like the final boss of To Catch A Predator not even talking M Bison I'm saying when you perfect SSF2T and think you about to fight the M Bison of pederasts and then Stephen Miller comes out and raging demons Bison

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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 10h

The Portland Frog was out and when interviewed he said the pepper spray tasted like peppermint and that he's had spicier since he's Mexican.

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Colophon @colophon.bsky.social · 3h

"The Eldar knew not whence [Ungoliant] came; but some have said that in ages long before she descended from the darkness that lies about Arda, when Melkor first looked down in envy upon the Kingdom of Manwë..."

"Where'd that big fucking spider come from. Shit. Look at that thing. Jesus Christ"

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

I do not like it. Too much of the New Testament has direct metaphors referencing OT and that meaning gets lost if you start changing words up and simply trying rework the sentence does not capture what is being said.

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 3h

Starfleet has turned and left me here

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

"We can hear the rebs in the trenches across no man's land. The worst memes to ever grace this fallen world, repeated verbatim. A boy was laying in the field after being felled by rifles, screaming about the sigma grindset before the animals came."

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Lol are you serious that is wild

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Ngl I'd watch it I was big on Neko Samurai and the whole premise was what if a samurai also had a cat

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Nah he's just being like a worse version of the Discworld clay golems where you write instructions down and put them in their heads

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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 4h

John Fetterman represents an incredibly important and underserved demographic. Future family annihilators have long been ignored by those in power. That ends now.

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

He just doing GOP shit like always

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

There is a theological argument in Christianity about sainthood based on Luke 23:43 that revolves around where a comma goes in the sentence because Koine Greek did not have punctuation. It's not like super serious but it reaffirms my point that words and structure actually matter in things.

👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Luke 21:27 so same passage but MSG (The Message a horseshit translation)

"And then—then!—they’ll see the Son of Man welcomed in grand style—a glorious welcome! When all this starts to happen, up on your feet. Stand tall with your heads high. Help is on the way!"

These two passages are not the same

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Luke 21:27 so same passage but MSG (The Message a horseshit translation)

"And then—then!—they’ll see the Son of Man welcomed in grand style—a glorious welcome! When all this starts to happen, up on your feet. Stand tall with your heads high. Help is on the way!"

These two passages are not the same

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Luke 21:27 KJV

"And then shall they see the Son of man coming in a cloud with power and great glory."

This is a direct reference to David and the metaphor of coming in a cloud referring to the ultimate sovereignty of God.

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

This reminds me of when I worked in a Christian church supply store and they had all these translations I had never heard of that are geared to like a 2nd grade reading level never mind that the words in the Bible have literary significance and theological repercussions.

gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · Jun 29

I can’t think of a clever caption for this. It just breaks my fucking heart.

A sponsored at for Magibook, an app that “turns hard books into easy books.” Shown is The Great Gatsby, and a not-at-all hard passage that has been dumbed down into non-existence. We’re so doomed.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

His human one or the uncountable legions of devils in Hell?

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

Fuck this game I HATE IT

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

"So bland The View didn't want you" I'd try and find a way to spice up my life like pick up a heroin habit or something

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

This is maybe the most insulting thing you could say about a human being lol

Raw Story @rawstory.com · 1d

Bari Weiss, the incoming editor in chief of CBS News, once auditioned for a role on the hit daytime television show "The View," but tested so poorly with audiences that she "wasn't invited back," according to a new report.

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

It always worked like there are so many times I just replied with a "Brianna Wu follower" screenshot and either get immediately blocked or the meltdown turned into a conflagration

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👻Captain SLAY-os🎃 @captainchaos.myatproto.social · 4h

He's 💯 gonna switch parties before reelection