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CaptainHairy
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A bearded fellow of no note.
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Photo of a bookmark sitting atop a manga featuring a buff and powerful man (Raoh from Fist of the North Star) holding out his palm. Bookmark features a cute little pink mouse type creature with big ears who is smiling inside some kind of marble prison. Carved into the marble are these words: I have trapped God inside this bookmark and bestow his imprisonment unto you Do not let this maniac out!
January 29, 2026 at 5:59 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
MAKE THE COMPUTER GOOD AGAIN - GET SHIRT OF THIS AT DASHARE.ZONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKEALOTEN HOLDEN A COUPLE OF CEO REMOVERS AND DEMANDING : "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOG'S " !!!! REMEBER WHEN IT WAS FUN TO CLICK AROUND ON YOUR COMPUTER AND NOW WE GOT COMPUTER'S EVERY WHERE BUT THERE NOT FUN ANY MORE, SO WE SOULD AT LEAST TRY TO MAKE OUR LIFES NICE SINCE WERE STUCK HERE ON EARTH, DA BILLIONAIRS SEEM TO WANT TO GO TO MAR'S BUT THATS NOT A SOLUTION ITS MORE OF A WAY FOR THEM TO BUILD A PUNISHMENT PRISON WHERE EARTH LAWS DONT APPLY, THINK ABOUT IT, ALSO THERE BUILDING BUNKER'S IN HAWAII AND NEW ZELAND AND THEY REALLY THINK ONCE THERE LOCKED IN THERE WITH A BUNCH OF SECURITY GUARDS THAT THERE NOT GONNA GET EATEN ON DAY 2 LMAO , ANY WAY HOPE YOUR HAVIN A GOOD DAY AND KICKEN A$$ OUT THERE, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
July 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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ronniewhomp.bsky.social
i might have channeled a bit of @shenanigansen.bsky.social for this one
www.whompcomic.com/comic/younoob
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
*gmod ragdolling noise from room*

"YOUNG MAN, YOU BETTER NOT BE SCHMOOVIN IN THERE!!"
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
captainhairy.bsky.social
Who says you need 2 people to build this bed, huh? Take that, packaging with probably sensible safety concerns!
A fully built bedframe, looking all wooden and stuff
January 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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ottoenglish.bsky.social
Miniature musical instrument makers admit defeat as violin size requirement for story is declared "too small to build."
James Dyson has said he may not be able to pass his business down to his children because of Rachel Reeves's inheritance tax changes..See more elctap) Sir James Dyson: Rachel Reeves has put my family business at risk
December 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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jjvincent.bsky.social
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
captainhairy.bsky.social
"Fly, you fucks..."
thecallisandra.bsky.social Callisandra @thecallisandra.bsky.social · Dec 26
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?

"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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aplante.com
LE GRENOUILLE STEVE

IL EST ORAAAAAAAANGE

IL A DES BRAS

ET DES JAMBES
December 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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beardynoise.bsky.social
The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol

I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
Three horizontal lines above three more horizontal lines, the bottom of line 1 connecting to the top of line 2 below it It's the start of the fucking "Cool S"
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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kirkmanbrandon.bsky.social
HUGE FUCKIN’ DAY
cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · Oct 28
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
While this may be obvious to some players, Cataquacks resemble Wiggler segments that have come to life. This is likely intentional due to them originating in Gelato Beach in Super Mario Sunshine, where the antagonist is a Wiggler.
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
captainhairy.bsky.social
if you read it in english instead of french a mangetout bean reads as man get out
really makes you think 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
WHY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN TRYEN TO CAST A SPELL WITH THERE LOBSTER STAFF AND IT SAY'S " WHY DOES EVERY DAY FEEL LIKE THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF A HORRO RMOVIE YOU CAN TELL SOMETHING WEIRDS HAPPENING BUT WE DONT HAVE THE ANCIENT BOOK WITH THE SPELL THAT MAKES HAMBURGER'S COST $4.00 AGAIN " = A WINDOW BLOWS OPEN , OBJECTS NO LONGER FALL IN THE PATH YOU EXPECT, YOUR NIEGHBOR DISSAPPEARS NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEY WENT , WAY TOO WARM IN COLD MONTH, CLIP OF AMERICAN POLITICIAN TALKING WOULD HAVE BEEN TO UNREALISTICALY FASCIST TO PUT IN A SCI FI MOVIE, LIGHT BULBS MAKE THE WRONG COLOR OF LIGHT, EVERYONES SICK ALL THE TIME, THE PEOPLE ON "OUR SIDE" DONT CARE TO DEFEND THE LEAST OF US , MAIL STOP'S SHOWING UP , GIVE ME THE TOME !!! GIVE ME THE TOME OF SPELL'S !!! GIVE ME THE AMULET !!! CAST SPELLS NOW!!! NOW!!! NOW - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
October 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D

guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort".

guy 1:

(loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room)

guy 1: uh oh! :D
September 26, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen is gesturing with his hand and happily saying "I love it when girls try to be scary." Panel 2: Shen puts his hands forward in 'claw' position, big yellow and red glints in his eyes and the top half of his face cloaked in purple shadow. The background is squiggly indigo lines on a purple background emanating from his head. He says "They just go RAAAH~. And it's more cute than scary" Panel 3: Shen turns around, looking at a girl with cocentric circle pupils, sharp teeth, an x shaped scar on the right side of her face and a band-aid on the left, and messy blonde hair in a ponytail. She is wearing a white tank-top and black pants. This it the Professional Hater, who has shown up in the comics previously. He says "Hey, try to be scary for me." Panel 4: Side view as she hands a happy Shen a piece of paper with something written on it. Panel 5: Shen's expression sours into a something more somber and concerned as he says "this is my home address".
September 1, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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michaelstipe.bsky.social
I can
I can
August 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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memesbreakcore.bsky.social
August 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A guy with tan skin, dark brown mostly down-pointing hair, and a big ahoge, is sitting on a bench at the park, near the edge of the bench. He's resting his hand on one knee, and his elbow on the other, and wears a white tank top. He says "I love writing characters, but HATE world-building" Panel 2: A guy with light skin and orange hair sits on the other side of the park bench. He wears a teal sweatshirt and blue jeans, and has messy hair that flares out to the side, with 2 ahoges. He says "I love world-building, but I HATE writing characters" Panel 3: The lighting turns sunbathed to paint an emotional scene and they turn their heads to look at each other across the bench. Rays of light beam down on them. It is a crisp day. Perhaps... they can shore up one another's weaknesses... perhaps this will lead to something more. Panel 4: Just the text "they both proceeded to not finish their webcomics"
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
when u remember the taste of grandmas mulberry buckle
photographs of goats at a ranch eating entire ears of corn. like literally the whole ear of corn is in its mouth and dripping with juice and the goats eyes are rolling back in its head another photo of a goat eating corn, this time its sticking out and theres juice dripping. it looks like it wants nothing else in life but to eat that damn corn the same goat perhaps eating some more corn and it couldnt be more satisfied graphically obscene corn eating from the goat in this picture, not safe for work
June 20, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
01: There is a woman facing you with a confident expression. She has blond hair, messy twin pigtails, a small angel wing coming off the right side of her head, and a devil horn coming off the left. She has a big angel wing coming off the left side of her back, and a devil wing coming off the right. Her right eye is teal and has an 'X' pattern on the pupil, whereas her right eye is indigo and has a circle pattern on the pupil. She wears a pink neckerchief, and a tight sleeveless top that's blue on the top half and dark purple on the bottom. She also has disconnected sleeves, so her shoulders are still visible. She says "HEY!! It's ME, you're OLD OC. Haven't drawn ME in a while, HAVE YA'?" 02: She puts up her hands in front of her, as if you say 'stop it'. She has big, robotic hands. She says "No no, IT'S OKAY! Let's be real, my design is pretty amateurish HAHA" 03: She turns a bit to the side, and adopts a more sympathetic expression, but keeps looking you in the eyes. She says "But I want you to know that I've been there all this time. I've watched you grow. And you've grown SO much." 04: Closeup of her face as her confident expression returns. She tilts her head and gives you a wink. "Proud of ya', kid."
August 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
DA LAW'S OF DA FOREST - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLEATON IN DA FOREST , WITH DA LAW'S OF DA FOREST FLOATING ABOVE THEM : " TAKE ONLY DUMP'S, LEAVE ONLY TERDS" - DA LAWS OF DA FOREST - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
August 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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pyro-dragon.bsky.social
Traffic in Britain
August 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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paperbackparadise.bsky.social
Photo of back cover of the disaster book SOCIALISM Imagine you're walking down a street except the entire street is exploding. THAT'S SOCIALISM Imagine you're buying a sandwich but instead of a sandwich it's a gun and it's pointing at you and it shoots. THAT'S SOCIALISM Socialism is the Grim Reaper walking his two rabid rottweilers who are hungry for human skeletons. Socialism is Dracula and Frankenstein fucking and then having a monster baby that is an elite sniper of single fathers. Socialism is the boogeyman juggling machetes on the street corner for dollars, and if no one comes up to him and says 'socialism rocks' he chops a dude's dick off. THAT IS SOCIALISM Roll up all your nightmares into a fat dream blunt with a rotation of one - smoke that shit all the way down in one breath, then pass the fuck away. THAT = SOCIALISM You want that? You really want that? Okay then, you sick freak. Read all about what happens to one city when they "want socialism" and it destroys the entire goddamn world. "Scarier than ten scary movies playing at once." Fear Times a powerful Paperback Paradise book Cover printed in a haunted house
July 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
THINK ABOT IT - dashare.zone
A FROG NEVER HAS TO IDENTIFY A CROSS WALK TO PROVE IT EXISTS ,A FROG NEVER HAS TO MEMORIZE THE BUTTON THAT MUTES THE TELVISION ON THE GAS PUMP, FROGS PROBABLY REMABER ALL THERE DREAMS, WHY CANT I REMEBER MY DREAMS, WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE NIGHT OF THE MIND DO YOUR FRIENDS WELCOME YOU BACK, TO THE ROOM IN YOU'RE HOUSE THATS NOT THERE WHEN YOUR AWAKE, AND LAUGH WHEN ALL YOUR TEETH FALL OUT AGAIN I HATE THEM I HATE MY NIGHT FRIENDS SLEEPING SUCK"S ASS BERT IS ERNIES DAD WHY HASNT ANY ONE ELSE FIGURED THIS OUT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
June 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM