Javan
captainpootie.bsky.social
Javan
@captainpootie.bsky.social
Sports, Star Wars, and the fall of modern democracy

https://www.twitch.tv/captainpootie
I was surprisingly satisfied with Tron: Ares. Definitely not for everyone but I genuinely enjoyed it.
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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It's disorienting living in the Wile E. Coyote portion of a country's life cycle. We ran off the cliff but haven't plummeted down yet. We're just now starting to hold up the big YIKES sign
July 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The disrespect to not even have a photo for Byron Leftwich. 😭
#immaculategrid
July 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Starting a SCARED STRAIGHT style program where pro athletes visit high schools across America to make parents realize their kids have no chance
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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You can’t say criminals don’t deserve due process when due process is the thing that decides if they're criminals. Otherwise you're just kidnapping people you don't like.
April 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Man I really thought Johnathan Kuminga was gonna be a top 10 player eventually when he got drafted
April 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
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it’s official, #JDVanceKilledThePope
April 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
The videogame mod community is the largest and clearest debunking of the idea that people wouldn't work without monetary incentives
March 23, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I'd rather have a question I can't answer then an answer I can't question
March 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.
February 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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6/10 games can be good games.

7/10 games can be good games.

8/10 games can be great games.

9/10 games can be amazing games.

Games that are not a 10/10 are still very much worth your time I promise. Sometimes you can find a hidden gem this way & not even know it. Scores are subjective too. 👌🏻
February 16, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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our nation has a Kennedy missing his brain and now a white man from Dallas is about to help LBJ win. welcome back, 1963
February 2, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I can't believe I regularly consumed and enjoyed H3H3 content at one point
January 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Doom scrolling is great right now because The Doom is always fresh. It used to be The Doom would get stale after a day or 2 but now the horrors are unending 😊
January 25, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gen Z Amish kid named Skibidiah
January 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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I'm very concerned about Chancellor Palpatine. I find it strange that he was elected after a smear campaign towards the former Chancellor. I also find it odd that he requested emergency powers at the start of his second term, and that the Senate seems to fall in line with him.
January 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
MARK NO😭
January 20, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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If you are a creator who is being affected by the TikTok ban, use this as a follow-chain so we can all follow and support you on your other accounts!
January 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Master Sol being determined to face Mae alone in Revenge / Justice is another perfect detail. He knows it's on him, he understands the failure is his alone & it's right that he dies at the end. How he dies? That is, how that's revealed? As good as Star Wars has ever been. Period!
January 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Andrew Van Ginkel vs Jahmyr Gibbs
a sonic the hedgehog video game scene with a bunch of rings surrounding him
ALT: a sonic the hedgehog video game scene with a bunch of rings surrounding him
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January 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM