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He/Him. I have nothing further to say until my legal representation arrives
Went to the opera tonight, because I'm a classy mother fucker
December 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Went to the opera tonight, because I'm a classy mother fucker
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Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
December 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Using genAI for concept art is so fucking stupid because like... that's where you get the cool shit. Thats the blue sky phase where artists make pieces of art that will be seen by a teenager later and change their life forever. Why would you want to start from mediocre. Why would you do that.
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Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
December 12, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Today in “Dudes Rock”:
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
A dude playing Dire Straits’s “Sultans of Swing” guitar solo on…a recorder.
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
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Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Shame Jonathan Gullis joined Reform. He had a bright future in standing next to a pub fruit machine telling you what buttons to press.
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Just read the opening of Treasure Island. Firstly, banger. Secondly, struck by a sentence: "I went back with him to the Admiral Benbow, and you cannot imagine a house in such a state of smash" Both how the specific use of "smash" and the word "smash" at all in a 19th Century novel about the 18th.
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Just read the opening of Treasure Island. Firstly, banger. Secondly, struck by a sentence: "I went back with him to the Admiral Benbow, and you cannot imagine a house in such a state of smash" Both how the specific use of "smash" and the word "smash" at all in a 19th Century novel about the 18th.
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always so odd to me how many people care about stream numbers. feels like they don’t actually care about the music at all. one of my favorite albums of all time is from a band that gets like 2,000 streams a month. art is not measured by level of consumption
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 PM
always so odd to me how many people care about stream numbers. feels like they don’t actually care about the music at all. one of my favorite albums of all time is from a band that gets like 2,000 streams a month. art is not measured by level of consumption
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The best Bioshock game is Spec Ops The Line and no I will not elaborate.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The best Bioshock game is Spec Ops The Line and no I will not elaborate.
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Depressingly well-made point.
November 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Depressingly well-made point.
Finally got round to reading (and finishing) 'Between Two Fires' yesterday and thought it was excellent. Honestly can't think of a book that nailed medieval horror quite so well, and was surprised by how humourous and heartbreaking it was. Highly recommended
November 28, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Finally got round to reading (and finishing) 'Between Two Fires' yesterday and thought it was excellent. Honestly can't think of a book that nailed medieval horror quite so well, and was surprised by how humourous and heartbreaking it was. Highly recommended
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TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TROUT SPUNK
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
TROUT SPUNK
GET THAT TROUT SPUNK
INJECTED IN YOUR FACE SO YOUR SKIN LOOKS FRESH AND PLUMP 🎵
I am definitely working hard and not at all just watching the Ashes and occasionally nudging my mouse
November 21, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I am definitely working hard and not at all just watching the Ashes and occasionally nudging my mouse
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Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Ireland winning goal and end of match with Irish commentary
My friend has sent me an ARC Raiders code which is amazingly nice and generous but also this whole AI voice lines thing and and and
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a black suit is standing in front of a sign that says ' the ' on it
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November 14, 2025 at 11:19 AM
My friend has sent me an ARC Raiders code which is amazingly nice and generous but also this whole AI voice lines thing and and and
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Gotta admit I'm really torn about this one
Well guess now it doesn't matter when GTA6 comes out as anyone with any kind of soul won't be touching the thing with a bargepole. Fuck Rockstar
a close up of a man in a suit and tie with the name david worren on the bottom
Alt: Jim Carey shrugs with a playful smile
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November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Well guess now it doesn't matter when GTA6 comes out as anyone with any kind of soul won't be touching the thing with a bargepole. Fuck Rockstar
Just your regular rainy day reminder that people who use golf umbrellas on the street are massive cunts
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Just your regular rainy day reminder that people who use golf umbrellas on the street are massive cunts
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Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Hey folks, as news of Watson's demise spreads, please don't set aside his weighty legacy of misogyny and racism. He was truly among the worst of us. www.vox.com/2019/1/15/18...
DNA scientist James Watson has a remarkably long history of sexist, racist public comments
“People say it would be terrible if we made all girls pretty,” he said in 2003. “I think it would be great.”
www.vox.com
November 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Rosalind Franklin died at 37 of ovarian cancer attributed to radiation exposure from the methods she & her assistant used to photograph a cross-section of the DNA double helix.
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
Meanwhile, Watson won a Nobel off that work & survived to the ripe old age of 97 by simply: stealing those notes!
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
October 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Always remember that if we've met before and I say I don't remember you I am lying and just don't want to talk to you because I CAN NEVER FORGET FACES YOUR VISAGE WILL HAUNT ME FOR ETERNITY
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Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Baseball is a game normally played in secret by Americans while the British sleep but for some reason it has escaped into the uk daytime and now the secret is out.
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Yeah cricket can go on for five days but at least we never stop selling booze
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Yeah cricket can go on for five days but at least we never stop selling booze
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.