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CaptRATZ🔐
@captratz.bsky.social
🔞NSFW ● 🏳️‍🌈♍️ ● 🎹🎙● Jazz Nerd ● Former Chef 🔪 ● Lover of most things Magic: the Gathering, TTRPG, and Video Gaming ● Likely horny on main ● Pan ● Poly ● Proud ● he/him/she/her

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My Starfinder game got moved, so extra Fallout today!!

Bonus Stream! | The Adventure of Ung Bunga Continues! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |

www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Car's at the shop, and I'm off work today. Let's gamer!

Bonus Stream! | Fallout on Friday! | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |

www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
God gives his most irritable bowels to his horniest bottoms. 😫
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
On Wednesdays, we wear pink and wander wastelands. Grab an ice-cold Nuka Cola and swing by.

Wasteland Wednesday | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |

www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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We could have paid teachers at any time.

We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.

San Fransisco could be clean right now.

It was always a matter of political will.
ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I do believe my love of the halfling leaf has slowed my mind. But I needed it after work tbh.

Tales Tuesday | Fishing, Food, and Friendship! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |

www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Rewatching frieren before the new season and weeping openly on my couch.
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Y'all, delete Tiktok. I got a strike for saying Renee Good was murdered. Yesterday, I reported an account whose bio literally says trans people should all kill themselves, and they auto generated a reply saying that didn't violate their policy against hate or encouraging self harm and suicide.
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
🥹
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Am I crashing out or just tired?
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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Continuing last year’s theme of microdosing crash outs because I don’t have the time or energy for a full one
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I do like yappin'
January 9, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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this is the america i believe in
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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Could really do with a cock to suck rn
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
I'm sorry to break it to y'all, but anyone who has liked any of my horny posts, you are now obligated to hold me close and kiss me. Sorry, I don't make the rules, but I am going to have to enforce them this year!
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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“It’s poison” yeah so are my thoughts
sorry but there is absolutely no way I could tolerate being alive without substances to abuse
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Good thread on anti-doomerism. Building on this: when regimes try to cancel elections or refuse to abide by results, that’s when you get mass uprisings, often with major institutional backing.
First, it's factually wrong. There will be elections in 2026 and 2028 under Trump, just like there were elections last year under Trump and during his first term. This despite one of the two major parties now harboring a lot of anti-democratic elements and ideas.
January 8, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Yearning on main
January 8, 2026 at 4:52 AM
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here's this vintage jeopardy clip with ken jennings
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 PM
On Wednesdays we wear pink and patrol the Mojave!

Wasteland Wednesdays | Fallout Show? Fallout: New Vegas! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #ttw #fallout #newvegas |

www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
It is 70+ degrees outside. It is the first week of January. I hate climate change and living in the US South.
January 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
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This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 PM