CaptRATZ🔐
@captratz.bsky.social
🔞NSFW ● 🏳️🌈♍️ ● 🎹🎙● Jazz Nerd ● Former Chef 🔪 ● Lover of most things Magic: the Gathering, TTRPG, and Video Gaming ● Likely horny on main ● Pan ● Poly ● Proud ● he/him/she/her
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Was not expecting @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social 's signature colour when I opened my Everybody Scream limited edition vinyl, but look at that record 😍
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Was not expecting @tamagotchipapi.bsky.social 's signature colour when I opened my Everybody Scream limited edition vinyl, but look at that record 😍
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People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
People are kidnapping preschoolers and macing fully restrained protesters because they like the power to make others suffer, and I need us all to burn into our memories what they’re doing now because they’re definitely going to be asking for grace and forgiveness in the not too distant future.
It wednesday, but pretend it is tuesday. either way, wear pink etc.
Tales on Tuesday | Fishing, Farming, and Faffing About | Tales of the Shire | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Tales on Tuesday | Fishing, Farming, and Faffing About | Tales of the Shire | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
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January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
It wednesday, but pretend it is tuesday. either way, wear pink etc.
Tales on Tuesday | Fishing, Farming, and Faffing About | Tales of the Shire | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Tales on Tuesday | Fishing, Farming, and Faffing About | Tales of the Shire | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
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like brah i don't give a shit if america falls from being a global hegemonic force those things are bad anyway i just like
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
January 21, 2026 at 3:44 PM
like brah i don't give a shit if america falls from being a global hegemonic force those things are bad anyway i just like
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
don't want to live under fascism. i don't want to live under state media that acts to legitimize the actions of fundamentally evil and unsound people.
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i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i’m fascinated by this new strategy wjere multiple ai company CEOs have been going on tears tours this year so far complaining about how anti ai sentiment has hurt their businesses
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13. Loving spicy food and making sure everyone knows you like spicy food and commenting on how food is never spicy enough for you is not a substitute for a personality
January 20, 2026 at 6:47 PM
13. Loving spicy food and making sure everyone knows you like spicy food and commenting on how food is never spicy enough for you is not a substitute for a personality
I want a nice pair of balls to play with :c
January 19, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I want a nice pair of balls to play with :c
My Starfinder game got moved, so extra Fallout today!!
Bonus Stream! | The Adventure of Ung Bunga Continues! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Bonus Stream! | The Adventure of Ung Bunga Continues! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Car's at the shop, and I'm off work today. Let's gamer!
Bonus Stream! | Fallout on Friday! | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Bonus Stream! | Fallout on Friday! | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 16, 2026 at 6:15 PM
God gives his most irritable bowels to his horniest bottoms. 😫
January 16, 2026 at 2:21 AM
God gives his most irritable bowels to his horniest bottoms. 😫
On Wednesdays, we wear pink and wander wastelands. Grab an ice-cold Nuka Cola and swing by.
Wasteland Wednesday | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Wasteland Wednesday | Max Difficulty JSawyer Mod Legion Playthrough | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy #fallout #modded #fnv |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
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We could have paid teachers at any time.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
ICE AGENT: “I love my job. I can’t believe they pay me to do this. I’d do it for free. I only went to high school and I make $200,000.”
January 14, 2026 at 1:33 AM
We could have paid teachers at any time.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
We could have simply offered a dignified wage to do any of the work we need done at any time.
San Fransisco could be clean right now.
It was always a matter of political will.
I do believe my love of the halfling leaf has slowed my mind. But I needed it after work tbh.
Tales Tuesday | Fishing, Food, and Friendship! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Tales Tuesday | Fishing, Food, and Friendship! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
CaptRATZ - Twitch
18+ | Minors DNI | Queer Variety Streamer who loves RPGs of all stripes | Happy to answer questions and chat about anything! | Aspiring E-Girl
www.twitch.tv
January 14, 2026 at 12:08 AM
I do believe my love of the halfling leaf has slowed my mind. But I needed it after work tbh.
Tales Tuesday | Fishing, Food, and Friendship! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Tales Tuesday | Fishing, Food, and Friendship! | #queer #variety #gaymer #cozy |
www.twitch.tv/captratz
Rewatching frieren before the new season and weeping openly on my couch.
January 13, 2026 at 4:56 AM
Rewatching frieren before the new season and weeping openly on my couch.
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Y'all, delete Tiktok. I got a strike for saying Renee Good was murdered. Yesterday, I reported an account whose bio literally says trans people should all kill themselves, and they auto generated a reply saying that didn't violate their policy against hate or encouraging self harm and suicide.
January 12, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Y'all, delete Tiktok. I got a strike for saying Renee Good was murdered. Yesterday, I reported an account whose bio literally says trans people should all kill themselves, and they auto generated a reply saying that didn't violate their policy against hate or encouraging self harm and suicide.
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January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
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Am I crashing out or just tired?
January 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Am I crashing out or just tired?
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Continuing last year’s theme of microdosing crash outs because I don’t have the time or energy for a full one
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Continuing last year’s theme of microdosing crash outs because I don’t have the time or energy for a full one
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this is the america i believe in
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 AM
this is the america i believe in
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Could really do with a cock to suck rn
January 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
Could really do with a cock to suck rn
I'm sorry to break it to y'all, but anyone who has liked any of my horny posts, you are now obligated to hold me close and kiss me. Sorry, I don't make the rules, but I am going to have to enforce them this year!
January 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I'm sorry to break it to y'all, but anyone who has liked any of my horny posts, you are now obligated to hold me close and kiss me. Sorry, I don't make the rules, but I am going to have to enforce them this year!
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Governor I was not familiar with your game
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Governor I was not familiar with your game
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“It’s poison” yeah so are my thoughts
sorry but there is absolutely no way I could tolerate being alive without substances to abuse
January 9, 2026 at 12:09 AM
“It’s poison” yeah so are my thoughts
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It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.
January 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
It's totally understandable if you're dooming about any facet of the American experiment right now. So your feelings are "valid" in the sense that they represent real anxiety, and I get that. But to vent that anxiety in other people's spaces is wrong for three reasons.