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There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
January 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
There is a special place in video game hell for games that have waterfalls with no treasure behind them
I want to die alone. What, you want me to just lay there and die with everyone watching? Ha, no thanks. Embarrassing….
January 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I want to die alone. What, you want me to just lay there and die with everyone watching? Ha, no thanks. Embarrassing….
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My idea of fun is watching something on the tv while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone
December 17, 2024 at 7:07 AM
My idea of fun is watching something on the tv while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone
Not fair, we were cooked before I even got here. We just been poking the charred remains around with a stick for like 100 years. I want my money back.
December 16, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Not fair, we were cooked before I even got here. We just been poking the charred remains around with a stick for like 100 years. I want my money back.
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Indeed they are.
December 14, 2024 at 2:00 PM
Indeed they are.
Am I wrong for thinking “I’m sorry you feel that way” is the worst fucking apology? You’re not sorry, you’re just sorry I’m upset.
December 9, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Am I wrong for thinking “I’m sorry you feel that way” is the worst fucking apology? You’re not sorry, you’re just sorry I’m upset.
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Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
December 8, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Me watching a film.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
1. Start watching.
2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before.
3. Google actor.
4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page.
5. Find out every single detail of their entire life.
6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.
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"people don't break out into song and dance in real life" is a reason to hate real life. Not musicals.
December 8, 2024 at 5:55 PM
"people don't break out into song and dance in real life" is a reason to hate real life. Not musicals.
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Why are we gatekeeping how many bites it should take to finish a hot dog? 😭 The rules of hotdogs should just be
1) Yumny,,,, :) hotdoge and thats it
1) Yumny,,,, :) hotdoge and thats it
December 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
Why are we gatekeeping how many bites it should take to finish a hot dog? 😭 The rules of hotdogs should just be
1) Yumny,,,, :) hotdoge and thats it
1) Yumny,,,, :) hotdoge and thats it
Sorry, I left my mental fortitude at home.
December 8, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Sorry, I left my mental fortitude at home.
You ever just minding your own business and remember that FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
December 7, 2024 at 12:43 AM
You ever just minding your own business and remember that FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
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The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
December 3, 2024 at 4:05 PM
The deep goal of bluesky is to decentralize the social internet so that every individual controls their experience of it rather than having it be controlled by 5 random billionaires. Everyone thinks they signed up for a demuskified twitter...we actually signed an exciting and bizarre experiment.
If your political argument involves the words “border crisis”, you’re wrong.
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 AM
If your political argument involves the words “border crisis”, you’re wrong.
Why are you soooo proud of being SO stupid?
December 2, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Why are you soooo proud of being SO stupid?
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there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 AM
there’s only 2 types of guys in this world:
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
1. guys named Derek
2. guys not named Derek
When the student is failing, you blame the kid. When the whole class is failing, you blame the teacher.”
November 28, 2024 at 4:27 PM
When the student is failing, you blame the kid. When the whole class is failing, you blame the teacher.”
“Liberalism is a mental disorder.”
Liberal (adj) - willing to respect or accept behavior or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
Yeah, sounds dumb.
Liberal (adj) - willing to respect or accept behavior or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
Yeah, sounds dumb.
November 27, 2024 at 9:31 PM
“Liberalism is a mental disorder.”
Liberal (adj) - willing to respect or accept behavior or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
Yeah, sounds dumb.
Liberal (adj) - willing to respect or accept behavior or opinions different from one's own; open to new ideas.
Yeah, sounds dumb.
“It makes me sick when I smell it.”
- Rhett McLaughlin.
- Rhett McLaughlin.
November 27, 2024 at 4:10 PM
“It makes me sick when I smell it.”
- Rhett McLaughlin.
- Rhett McLaughlin.
Where’d all the good people go?
I’ve been changing channels I don’t see them on the tv shows.
Where’d all the good people go?
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
I’ve been changing channels I don’t see them on the tv shows.
Where’d all the good people go?
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Where’d all the good people go?
I’ve been changing channels I don’t see them on the tv shows.
Where’d all the good people go?
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
I’ve been changing channels I don’t see them on the tv shows.
Where’d all the good people go?
We got heaps and heaps of what we sow.
There’s no dessert in Tanzania.
November 27, 2024 at 6:43 AM
There’s no dessert in Tanzania.
What you so mad about? Fucking grown ass toddlers throwing temper tantrums.
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
What you so mad about? Fucking grown ass toddlers throwing temper tantrums.
I could never be a news anchor. I’d never stop crying.
Missing person? Crying. Murder? Tears. Stock market crash? Weeping. Puff piece about a dog? SOBBING. Cooking segment? Don’t even.
How do they keep such a straight face?
Missing person? Crying. Murder? Tears. Stock market crash? Weeping. Puff piece about a dog? SOBBING. Cooking segment? Don’t even.
How do they keep such a straight face?
November 25, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I could never be a news anchor. I’d never stop crying.
Missing person? Crying. Murder? Tears. Stock market crash? Weeping. Puff piece about a dog? SOBBING. Cooking segment? Don’t even.
How do they keep such a straight face?
Missing person? Crying. Murder? Tears. Stock market crash? Weeping. Puff piece about a dog? SOBBING. Cooking segment? Don’t even.
How do they keep such a straight face?
Raw milk? Why yall drinking milk at all? They squeezed that nasty titty juice out some sad dirty cow. We got so many alternatives now, they be makin milk from nutses. Drink that instead.
November 25, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Raw milk? Why yall drinking milk at all? They squeezed that nasty titty juice out some sad dirty cow. We got so many alternatives now, they be makin milk from nutses. Drink that instead.
My first executive order as president would be to limit the amount of words you can say per day based on IQ. You wanna talk shit, you best hit the books first.
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 AM
My first executive order as president would be to limit the amount of words you can say per day based on IQ. You wanna talk shit, you best hit the books first.