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honey roasted peanuts.
a bacon cheeseburger.
steak fries with pepper ketchup.
& one cherry cheesecake slice.
fry me.
a bacon cheeseburger.
steak fries with pepper ketchup.
& one cherry cheesecake slice.
fry me.
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
honey roasted peanuts.
a bacon cheeseburger.
steak fries with pepper ketchup.
& one cherry cheesecake slice.
fry me.
a bacon cheeseburger.
steak fries with pepper ketchup.
& one cherry cheesecake slice.
fry me.
I was sitting on the couch, and she sat next to me, and said "I now know, I'd like to speak it to you."
I said that I did not want to know, but she began speaking anyway, and that is how I came to know it, too.
She left, and I sat there, all the same, but different.
And I now know.
I said that I did not want to know, but she began speaking anyway, and that is how I came to know it, too.
She left, and I sat there, all the same, but different.
And I now know.
December 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I was sitting on the couch, and she sat next to me, and said "I now know, I'd like to speak it to you."
I said that I did not want to know, but she began speaking anyway, and that is how I came to know it, too.
She left, and I sat there, all the same, but different.
And I now know.
I said that I did not want to know, but she began speaking anyway, and that is how I came to know it, too.
She left, and I sat there, all the same, but different.
And I now know.
I appreciate generous laughers.
There are degrees to it, but some people just nail it right, every time. The soundtrack of a generous laugher in the background of your life is a rare, specific joy, and I've been lucky enough to have one right in my own home.
Cherish generous laughers.
There are degrees to it, but some people just nail it right, every time. The soundtrack of a generous laugher in the background of your life is a rare, specific joy, and I've been lucky enough to have one right in my own home.
Cherish generous laughers.
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I appreciate generous laughers.
There are degrees to it, but some people just nail it right, every time. The soundtrack of a generous laugher in the background of your life is a rare, specific joy, and I've been lucky enough to have one right in my own home.
Cherish generous laughers.
There are degrees to it, but some people just nail it right, every time. The soundtrack of a generous laugher in the background of your life is a rare, specific joy, and I've been lucky enough to have one right in my own home.
Cherish generous laughers.
PROTIP
If you use Scotch tape to secure your eyelids in a closed position before you go to sleep, it will cause great discomfort and confusion for the entirety of the night.
Follow me for more PROTIP
If you use Scotch tape to secure your eyelids in a closed position before you go to sleep, it will cause great discomfort and confusion for the entirety of the night.
Follow me for more PROTIP
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
PROTIP
If you use Scotch tape to secure your eyelids in a closed position before you go to sleep, it will cause great discomfort and confusion for the entirety of the night.
Follow me for more PROTIP
If you use Scotch tape to secure your eyelids in a closed position before you go to sleep, it will cause great discomfort and confusion for the entirety of the night.
Follow me for more PROTIP
i got job at t-shirt
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
i got job at t-shirt
I've never seen Shrek. None of 'em.
October 2, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I've never seen Shrek. None of 'em.
I never really liked sports.
I haven't begrudged anybody who enjoys sports, I get it. I'm a nerd.
The statistics and gambling industries have completely ruined sports.
Baseball used to FUCKING INSANE. Now? Forget about it.
Sports used to be fun.
Now it's just betting & optimization.
Boring.
I haven't begrudged anybody who enjoys sports, I get it. I'm a nerd.
The statistics and gambling industries have completely ruined sports.
Baseball used to FUCKING INSANE. Now? Forget about it.
Sports used to be fun.
Now it's just betting & optimization.
Boring.
August 26, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I never really liked sports.
I haven't begrudged anybody who enjoys sports, I get it. I'm a nerd.
The statistics and gambling industries have completely ruined sports.
Baseball used to FUCKING INSANE. Now? Forget about it.
Sports used to be fun.
Now it's just betting & optimization.
Boring.
I haven't begrudged anybody who enjoys sports, I get it. I'm a nerd.
The statistics and gambling industries have completely ruined sports.
Baseball used to FUCKING INSANE. Now? Forget about it.
Sports used to be fun.
Now it's just betting & optimization.
Boring.
Love this Wikipedia app glitch.
August 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Love this Wikipedia app glitch.
Thank you, AI. You're so smart and correct.
August 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Thank you, AI. You're so smart and correct.
I've always enjoyed the fact that the word "presently" means both "right now" and also "uhhhh, in a little while."
July 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I've always enjoyed the fact that the word "presently" means both "right now" and also "uhhhh, in a little while."
I found out this morning that I'm a tulpa. Wild, right? I was created in late 1985 by a girl named Josie "Bim-Bim" Coggins as her second imaginary friend in Saugus, MA. I was left behind in a Star Market parking lot cart return, & eventually phased over to the Metro-Detroit area. Happy Bastille Day!
July 14, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I found out this morning that I'm a tulpa. Wild, right? I was created in late 1985 by a girl named Josie "Bim-Bim" Coggins as her second imaginary friend in Saugus, MA. I was left behind in a Star Market parking lot cart return, & eventually phased over to the Metro-Detroit area. Happy Bastille Day!
I'm sure this isn't an original thought, but thank you K-POP artists for adding one English language lyric so I can talk about your songs.
July 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I'm sure this isn't an original thought, but thank you K-POP artists for adding one English language lyric so I can talk about your songs.
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Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all.
This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump.
Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump.
Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
June 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Birthright citizenship is a Constitutional RIGHT. Any attack on it is an attack on us all.
This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump.
Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
This is an attempt by far-right justices to attack immigrant communities and remove protections from any American who questions Trump.
Your rights are nonnegotiable. We can’t compromise on that basic fact.
The recent rains have absolutely engorged our radish bed. Hachi machi!
June 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The recent rains have absolutely engorged our radish bed. Hachi machi!
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Booker’s bourbon.
For the 1998 season of SGC2C commentary read, Matt Harrigan brought in a bottle of Booker’s that we drank a ton of. If I could remember the order of the eps that we did commentary for, I’d tell you. If you listen in order, you can hear us slowly getting more and more inebriated.
For the 1998 season of SGC2C commentary read, Matt Harrigan brought in a bottle of Booker’s that we drank a ton of. If I could remember the order of the eps that we did commentary for, I’d tell you. If you listen in order, you can hear us slowly getting more and more inebriated.
June 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Booker’s bourbon.
For the 1998 season of SGC2C commentary read, Matt Harrigan brought in a bottle of Booker’s that we drank a ton of. If I could remember the order of the eps that we did commentary for, I’d tell you. If you listen in order, you can hear us slowly getting more and more inebriated.
For the 1998 season of SGC2C commentary read, Matt Harrigan brought in a bottle of Booker’s that we drank a ton of. If I could remember the order of the eps that we did commentary for, I’d tell you. If you listen in order, you can hear us slowly getting more and more inebriated.
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Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Been wanting to punch the smug face of this dude from the opening credits of Cheers forever
I'm not a perfect man, that I can tell you.
But I've never ONCE harvested a Little Sister in any playthrough of any Bioshock game.
But I've never ONCE harvested a Little Sister in any playthrough of any Bioshock game.
June 25, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm not a perfect man, that I can tell you.
But I've never ONCE harvested a Little Sister in any playthrough of any Bioshock game.
But I've never ONCE harvested a Little Sister in any playthrough of any Bioshock game.
oh my god i'm older than jay sherman
June 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
oh my god i'm older than jay sherman
Boi's Noize 2025 done & done.
June 15, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Boi's Noize 2025 done & done.
hello i make breakfasts
June 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
hello i make breakfasts
"Good fences make good neighbors." well yeah i fucken hope so, i spent $14k on this bitch and they get a free fuckin fence.
May 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
"Good fences make good neighbors." well yeah i fucken hope so, i spent $14k on this bitch and they get a free fuckin fence.
I spent my entire life under the assumption that my collective experiences would someday amount to something tangible or concrete, somehow realized, only to understand, perhaps too late, that when it all does eventually culminate, I won't even be here to see it.
April 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I spent my entire life under the assumption that my collective experiences would someday amount to something tangible or concrete, somehow realized, only to understand, perhaps too late, that when it all does eventually culminate, I won't even be here to see it.
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hey folks is it bad that i can kidnap people with impunity for less than $200?
April 27, 2025 at 2:27 PM
hey folks is it bad that i can kidnap people with impunity for less than $200?