spacemonkey
@carinajaneb.bsky.social
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love to live in 2025
August 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
love to live in 2025
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Forget the reviews and hot takes, the only thing I want to know is which White House staffer was charged with informing Trump about the South Park episode and how
July 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Forget the reviews and hot takes, the only thing I want to know is which White House staffer was charged with informing Trump about the South Park episode and how
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To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
July 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show
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If you could go back in time would you kill Baby Grok?
July 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
If you could go back in time would you kill Baby Grok?
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from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
June 28, 2025 at 6:31 AM
from the writer of GUY RITCHIES ALADDIN
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
GUY RITCHIES AMADEUS
Jason statham: name's salieri. famous fucker, me. until - *freeze frame and record scratch on mozart* this precocious prick plonked his arse at the piana fuckin forte
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Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
June 20, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Happy 50th anniversary to the movie Jaws. This is probably the greatest line in cinema history:
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I'd like to play a doctor in season 2 of The Pitt that keeps saying "morgue?" whenever anyone is rolled in.
June 6, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I'd like to play a doctor in season 2 of The Pitt that keeps saying "morgue?" whenever anyone is rolled in.
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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone...
theonion.com
June 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him
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Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
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Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Thinking of Conan O'Brien on what would have been his 62nd birthday, if he had been born on May 27
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I’d have to say my favourite is their cover of “Hurt” by Johnny Cash
May 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I’d have to say my favourite is their cover of “Hurt” by Johnny Cash
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Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s
May 25, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Star Wars never specifies how long ago “a long time ago” is. It could all be happening in the 1920s
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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
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Breaking: the Coalition
May 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Breaking: the Coalition
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i am experiencing trauma
May 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i am experiencing trauma
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they should never have been in this series
May 14, 2025 at 10:50 AM
they should never have been in this series
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hbo original (complimentary)
max original (derogatory)
max original (derogatory)
May 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
hbo original (complimentary)
max original (derogatory)
max original (derogatory)
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Tom Cruise (suicidal): in the next one I want to get shot with a cannonball
May 13, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tom Cruise (suicidal): in the next one I want to get shot with a cannonball
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There is a specific kind of soul crushing dread whenever Dr. Dennis Whitaker is forced to do chest compressions in the pitt. You get to see him basically see him nohack speedrun the 5 stages of grief.
April 1, 2025 at 4:36 AM
There is a specific kind of soul crushing dread whenever Dr. Dennis Whitaker is forced to do chest compressions in the pitt. You get to see him basically see him nohack speedrun the 5 stages of grief.
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*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 AM
*drunk at the conclave* nooooooo don’t pick him he sucks
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I stand by this.
@szyszka.bsky.social has the best note I've ever heard on Chewbacca not getting a medal at the end of STAR WARS
"Why would you give your dog a medal?"
"Why would you give your dog a medal?"
May 4, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I stand by this.
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BREAKING
Terrified man flees Kooyong street after being chased by roaming gang of Amelia Hamer signs.
"I'm too afraid to go out shopping now" the man said, who wished to remain anonymous for his own safety.
#AusVotes
Terrified man flees Kooyong street after being chased by roaming gang of Amelia Hamer signs.
"I'm too afraid to go out shopping now" the man said, who wished to remain anonymous for his own safety.
#AusVotes
April 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
BREAKING
Terrified man flees Kooyong street after being chased by roaming gang of Amelia Hamer signs.
"I'm too afraid to go out shopping now" the man said, who wished to remain anonymous for his own safety.
#AusVotes
Terrified man flees Kooyong street after being chased by roaming gang of Amelia Hamer signs.
"I'm too afraid to go out shopping now" the man said, who wished to remain anonymous for his own safety.
#AusVotes