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joan cusack
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can I get the aioli that comes on the burger on the side for my fries? she/her
has enough time passed for me to say I found ted lasso unwatchable?
February 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I’m so grateful to be (almost) 30 bc I no longer think about wanting to be skinny every day and now I’ve doubled down on wanting to stay chubby out of spite
February 7, 2025 at 6:08 PM
if u think u think the dc plane crash was caused by DEI u straight up have a tiny peanut brain like i don’t think u even know how to wipe your own ass u r so dumb & racist
January 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
there is something so chic about tuna salad and a lot of people don’t get that
January 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Is Carrie Underwood gonna sing ‘Before He Cheats’ at the inauguration or nah?
January 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THE TRAITOR PICKS THIS SHOW IS UNMATCHED #thetraitorsus
a woman wearing a pink and white striped shirt is smiling and holding her hair .
ALT: a woman wearing a pink and white striped shirt is smiling and holding her hair .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the casting team for #thetraitorsus should win awards
January 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
whenever someone says “consistency is key” I already know I’m gonna fail at whatever it is
January 1, 2025 at 12:29 AM
a $200 sweater that’s 50% polyester……… u think i’m a fool????
December 29, 2024 at 4:57 PM
proof there are different internets bc who the fuck is jelly roll
Billboard’s Greatest Pop Stars of 2024 List:

1. Kendrick Lamar
2. Sabrina Carpenter
3. Taylor Swift
4. Chappell Roan
5. Charli xcx
6. Ariana Grande
7. Beyoncé
8. Post Malone
9. Billie Eilish
10. Jelly Roll
December 24, 2024 at 1:54 AM
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have you guys ever noticed that most things are super annoying except when i do them, and then they’re winsome and adorable? like what are the odds
December 21, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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The Family Stone is one of the most insane movies ever made. up there with The Human Centipede
December 21, 2024 at 5:44 PM
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Hawk the herald angels sang
Glory tuah that newborn thang
December 13, 2024 at 2:25 PM
the grocery store whole rotisserie chicken…. she has earned her flowers
December 18, 2024 at 12:17 AM
they should invent a pair of jeans that fit me
December 16, 2024 at 3:33 AM
I can’t stand a raisin hater. Grow up!!!!!!
December 14, 2024 at 4:55 PM
overheard a girl at a coffee shop tell another girl who complimented her sweater that she thrifted it and “the tag says nasty gal but I have no idea what that is”. we are losing girlboss recipes.
December 13, 2024 at 5:38 PM
another day of clicking on a clothing ad to discover it’s from the children’s line
December 5, 2024 at 6:10 PM
i’m not kidding when i say you shouldn’t watch survivor if you don’t like seeing contestants hate each other (whether they have a good reason or not). survivor is built on the backs of haters!!! let them have beef!!! #survivor #survivor47
December 5, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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this being Clairo shade
Clairo is Clairo’s second-most listened to artist of 2024 on Spotify.
December 5, 2024 at 1:35 AM
one thing twitter has on bluesky is getting to see conservative politicians’ cursed thanksgiving plates. just absolutely fucked up looking dog shit food.
November 29, 2024 at 3:37 AM
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“ooh I can’t wait to eat a quobbled yambake 🤤 😋” this is what you all sound like to me
November 28, 2024 at 9:38 PM
why doesn’t cristin milioti have 5 emmys and oscars each at this point wake up hollywood im starting to get pissed off
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 AM
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mr beast should be hunted for sport live on peacock plus
November 25, 2024 at 12:54 AM