Jason P. Carney
@carneyblue.bsky.social
The youngest niece turned 20 today. I can actually feel myself turning into aged, brittle dust.
December 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
The youngest niece turned 20 today. I can actually feel myself turning into aged, brittle dust.
I’m starting to think I may have missed my calling. I could have, nay SHOULD have been a cheesy late night b-movie horror host like Ghoulardi, Big Chuck and Little John, Elvira, or Svengoolie.
Or a professional wrestling scheming, conniving manager. Either/or.
Or a professional wrestling scheming, conniving manager. Either/or.
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m starting to think I may have missed my calling. I could have, nay SHOULD have been a cheesy late night b-movie horror host like Ghoulardi, Big Chuck and Little John, Elvira, or Svengoolie.
Or a professional wrestling scheming, conniving manager. Either/or.
Or a professional wrestling scheming, conniving manager. Either/or.
A lady at one of my delivery stops noticed I was a little subdued and borderline melancholy today. I told her I was just dreading the onset of Winter. There’s no way to say “I had an incredibly vivid, realistic, eerily detailed dream about interacting with a nasty little pet lovebird named Kramer…
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
A lady at one of my delivery stops noticed I was a little subdued and borderline melancholy today. I told her I was just dreading the onset of Winter. There’s no way to say “I had an incredibly vivid, realistic, eerily detailed dream about interacting with a nasty little pet lovebird named Kramer…
Waddled outside to take some photos of the snow-dusted backyard in the aftermath of my overindulging in the Thanksgiving feast. Kinda hope the neighbors didn’t spot my mismatched Ghostbusters socks.
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Waddled outside to take some photos of the snow-dusted backyard in the aftermath of my overindulging in the Thanksgiving feast. Kinda hope the neighbors didn’t spot my mismatched Ghostbusters socks.
Broke with protocol and tradition and dug into the pumpkin pie two days before Thanksgiving. I feel no remorse. No guilt. No shame. Do kinda wish I had some whipped cream though.
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Broke with protocol and tradition and dug into the pumpkin pie two days before Thanksgiving. I feel no remorse. No guilt. No shame. Do kinda wish I had some whipped cream though.
Motorized Rage Fire Insanity is an interesting turn of phrase.
November 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Motorized Rage Fire Insanity is an interesting turn of phrase.
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
Today in 1869 William Lawrence died.
He has one of the most remarkable service records I have ever come across.
#ArmisticeDay
He has one of the most remarkable service records I have ever come across.
#ArmisticeDay
November 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Today in 1869 William Lawrence died.
He has one of the most remarkable service records I have ever come across.
#ArmisticeDay
He has one of the most remarkable service records I have ever come across.
#ArmisticeDay
Got my duality challenge coin as featured on one of my favorite podcasts, Guys a podcast about Guys. I showed it to my Mother and tried to explain to her why it was cool and keen, but she just looked at me funny and called me weird. She’s such a stick-in-the-mud. @murderxbryan.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Got my duality challenge coin as featured on one of my favorite podcasts, Guys a podcast about Guys. I showed it to my Mother and tried to explain to her why it was cool and keen, but she just looked at me funny and called me weird. She’s such a stick-in-the-mud. @murderxbryan.bsky.social
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
When you lease a new Dodge Grand Caravan.
August 19, 2023 at 7:56 PM
When you lease a new Dodge Grand Caravan.
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
I was on SNAP for several years as a single parent, and I’m here to tell you that the comments on it are as cruel, stupid, and incorrect as you think.
All these imbeciles do is gleefully parrot whatever hateful myths they are fed, like a million broken Furbies being kicked down a hallway.
All these imbeciles do is gleefully parrot whatever hateful myths they are fed, like a million broken Furbies being kicked down a hallway.
November 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I was on SNAP for several years as a single parent, and I’m here to tell you that the comments on it are as cruel, stupid, and incorrect as you think.
All these imbeciles do is gleefully parrot whatever hateful myths they are fed, like a million broken Furbies being kicked down a hallway.
All these imbeciles do is gleefully parrot whatever hateful myths they are fed, like a million broken Furbies being kicked down a hallway.
@yourkickstartersucks.com As a native Ohioan, I sympathize with Mike's awe for drive-in c-stores. BUT, as a potato chip delivery guy I am sorry to report that I have nearly been killed restocking shit in said drive-throughs on several dozen occasions. Fucking things are death-traps.
October 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
@yourkickstartersucks.com As a native Ohioan, I sympathize with Mike's awe for drive-in c-stores. BUT, as a potato chip delivery guy I am sorry to report that I have nearly been killed restocking shit in said drive-throughs on several dozen occasions. Fucking things are death-traps.
I know it’s supposed to be sweet but it made me remember the time I was running someone to the airport and I got so distracted rambling on and on and chatting that I missed our exit and added a half an hour onto our journey. So, technically true.
October 14, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I know it’s supposed to be sweet but it made me remember the time I was running someone to the airport and I got so distracted rambling on and on and chatting that I missed our exit and added a half an hour onto our journey. So, technically true.
It had better be something cool fortune cookie, like werewolfism or being a hulk, and not something lame like being more empathetic or patient…yuck!!!
October 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
It had better be something cool fortune cookie, like werewolfism or being a hulk, and not something lame like being more empathetic or patient…yuck!!!
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
September 29, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.
I broke my Scrooge McDuck. ☹️
Gonna go out on a limb and say not a lot of other 48 year olds can say thevm same thing. At least not with the same pathos and melancholy I infuse it with.
Gonna go out on a limb and say not a lot of other 48 year olds can say thevm same thing. At least not with the same pathos and melancholy I infuse it with.
September 24, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I broke my Scrooge McDuck. ☹️
Gonna go out on a limb and say not a lot of other 48 year olds can say thevm same thing. At least not with the same pathos and melancholy I infuse it with.
Gonna go out on a limb and say not a lot of other 48 year olds can say thevm same thing. At least not with the same pathos and melancholy I infuse it with.
Inadvertently parked next to this thing at one of my stops today and spent the entire time glancing at it every few seconds to make sure a murder-clown wasn’t watching me from within it.
September 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Inadvertently parked next to this thing at one of my stops today and spent the entire time glancing at it every few seconds to make sure a murder-clown wasn’t watching me from within it.
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
This is the playbook, folks.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is the playbook, folks.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
If you're not paying attention now and doing something about it, then you're going to have to sit down the rest of your life because democracy is being taken away.
Do not be quiet in this moment.
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
i need to move to a country that is experiencing mass religious psychosis, violent civil rights erosion, and a hyperconsolidation of economic and political power among the moneyed elite. But I ALSO need it to be opposed in name only by a coalition of feckless aristocrats. Does anyone know of one?
Was moving some stuff around and this dude fell of a shelf, hitting me in the back of the head. An underhanded sneak attack from Piper, how fitting. #roddypiper #ljnwrestlingsuperstars
September 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Was moving some stuff around and this dude fell of a shelf, hitting me in the back of the head. An underhanded sneak attack from Piper, how fitting. #roddypiper #ljnwrestlingsuperstars
Reposted by Jason P. Carney
Klaatu barada nikto.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Everyone post your safe word
Kumquat
August 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Klaatu barada nikto.
Obviously.
Obviously.
