carpark slop
@carparkslop.bsky.social
my niece's favorite uncle • she/her • 🍕🐀 • 🐸✌️ • ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh my god why do men make so much fucking noise
January 1, 2026 at 4:32 AM
oh my god why do men make so much fucking noise
Reposted by carpark slop
Afraid of the new year???
That’s just Auld-Lang-Siety
That’s just Auld-Lang-Siety
December 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Afraid of the new year???
That’s just Auld-Lang-Siety
That’s just Auld-Lang-Siety
Reposted by carpark slop
Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
December 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Pro tip: Turn off all your recurring subscriptions. Walk toward the horizon.
tired of feeling lost tired of letting go tear the whole world down
youtu.be/fVIh1MFWDVw?...
youtu.be/fVIh1MFWDVw?...
Breaking Benjamin - Failure (Official Video)
YouTube video by BreakingBenjaminVEVO
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 7:31 PM
tired of feeling lost tired of letting go tear the whole world down
youtu.be/fVIh1MFWDVw?...
youtu.be/fVIh1MFWDVw?...
in case you failed to notice in case you failed to see this is my heart bleeding before you this is me down on my knees these foolish games are tearing me apart and your thoughtless words are breaking my heart you're breaking my heart
youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA?...
youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA?...
Jewel - Foolish Games (Official HD Music Video)
YouTube video by Jewel
youtu.be
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
in case you failed to notice in case you failed to see this is my heart bleeding before you this is me down on my knees these foolish games are tearing me apart and your thoughtless words are breaking my heart you're breaking my heart
youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA?...
youtu.be/UNoouLa7uxA?...
is it y2k²⁵
why don't half my sites/passwords work ffs
why don't half my sites/passwords work ffs
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
is it y2k²⁵
why don't half my sites/passwords work ffs
why don't half my sites/passwords work ffs
why do microwaveable warming stuffed animals have to be lavender scented
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
why do microwaveable warming stuffed animals have to be lavender scented
but also
what about cookie sandwich
not a sandwich cookie
cookie. sandwich.
what about cookie sandwich
not a sandwich cookie
cookie. sandwich.
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
but also
what about cookie sandwich
not a sandwich cookie
cookie. sandwich.
what about cookie sandwich
not a sandwich cookie
cookie. sandwich.
i remember
i think i had a dream i was flirting with someone by telling them what yogurt i ate???
i think i had a dream i was flirting with someone by telling them what yogurt i ate???
December 30, 2025 at 6:59 AM
i remember
i think i had a dream i was flirting with someone by telling them what yogurt i ate???
i think i had a dream i was flirting with someone by telling them what yogurt i ate???
wait hold on
(it's gone)
(it's gone)
December 30, 2025 at 6:56 AM
wait hold on
(it's gone)
(it's gone)
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
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if they wa
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if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wa
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wa
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wanted to they would
if they wa
finally getting rid of the pills i was gonna use to overdose 5 years ago that's something right
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
finally getting rid of the pills i was gonna use to overdose 5 years ago that's something right
i want a corgi so bad but i will also accept literally any pet
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
i want a corgi so bad but i will also accept literally any pet
Reposted by carpark slop
Don't talk to me while I'm power washing Wallace and Gromit's basement.
December 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Don't talk to me while I'm power washing Wallace and Gromit's basement.
is it bangs time
December 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
is it bangs time
my grandma's 100 today
she hates talking to me on the phone bc i hate talking on the phone ✌️
she hates talking to me on the phone bc i hate talking on the phone ✌️
December 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
my grandma's 100 today
she hates talking to me on the phone bc i hate talking on the phone ✌️
she hates talking to me on the phone bc i hate talking on the phone ✌️
low rise jeans are so embarrassing
don't bring them back
don't bring them back
December 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
low rise jeans are so embarrassing
don't bring them back
don't bring them back
edible before grocery store challenge
December 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
edible before grocery store challenge
i gotta stay high all the time to keep you off my mind vs i wanna feel like this forever
youtu.be/oh2LWWORoiM?...
youtu.be/oh2LWWORoiM?...
Tove Lo - Habits (Stay High)
YouTube video by ToveLoVEVO
youtu.be
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
i gotta stay high all the time to keep you off my mind vs i wanna feel like this forever
youtu.be/oh2LWWORoiM?...
youtu.be/oh2LWWORoiM?...
me to me:
merry christmas no one likes you
merry christmas no one likes you
December 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
me to me:
merry christmas no one likes you
merry christmas no one likes you
how funny would it be if i spent all my christmas money on that rainbow coach bag
December 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
how funny would it be if i spent all my christmas money on that rainbow coach bag
i hope that when this stupid president goes to war with greenland they win and take over this country so we'll finally have an adult in charge
December 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
i hope that when this stupid president goes to war with greenland they win and take over this country so we'll finally have an adult in charge
i saw the muppet emmett jug band christmas special and man those people were so fucking high they made an entire theater audience of muppets
December 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
i saw the muppet emmett jug band christmas special and man those people were so fucking high they made an entire theater audience of muppets