Andrew Carter
@cartoir.bsky.social
Recovering historian, aspiring cleric
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The UK continues to build towards the platonic ideal of the ultimate chad economy that consists solely of OnlyFans, BettingShops and Warhammer.
January 13, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The UK continues to build towards the platonic ideal of the ultimate chad economy that consists solely of OnlyFans, BettingShops and Warhammer.
🚨 Uh oh, drama on the TL 👇
My wife begun to speak to me with great trouble and tears, and by degrees from one discourse to another at last it appears that Sarah has told somebody that has told my wife of my meeting her at my brother’s and making her sit down by me while she told me stories of my wife.
January 9, 2026 at 10:53 AM
🚨 Uh oh, drama on the TL 👇
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My wife begun to speak to me with great trouble and tears, and by degrees from one discourse to another at last it appears that Sarah has told somebody that has told my wife of my meeting her at my brother’s and making her sit down by me while she told me stories of my wife.
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
My wife begun to speak to me with great trouble and tears, and by degrees from one discourse to another at last it appears that Sarah has told somebody that has told my wife of my meeting her at my brother’s and making her sit down by me while she told me stories of my wife.
January 9, 2026 at 10:39 AM
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Desperate to paint scrutiny and heartfelt concern as procedural shenanigans
Is it so hard to believe that many of us MPs and peers are hugely worried by this inadequate poorly-drafted mess of a bill, and take seriously our responsibility as lawmakers?!
Is it so hard to believe that many of us MPs and peers are hugely worried by this inadequate poorly-drafted mess of a bill, and take seriously our responsibility as lawmakers?!
🔺UPDATED: Supporters of changing the law would have to start from scratch if the private member’s bill is not passed by the end of the parliamentary session
Assisted dying bill ‘being talked out of time’ in House of Lords
www.thetimes.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Desperate to paint scrutiny and heartfelt concern as procedural shenanigans
Is it so hard to believe that many of us MPs and peers are hugely worried by this inadequate poorly-drafted mess of a bill, and take seriously our responsibility as lawmakers?!
Is it so hard to believe that many of us MPs and peers are hugely worried by this inadequate poorly-drafted mess of a bill, and take seriously our responsibility as lawmakers?!
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In rage which he felt to the idolatry of the chosen people of God, Moses broken the Tablets of the Law (Exodus, XXXII, 15-19) https://www.wikiart.org/en/marc-chagall/in-rage-which-he-felt-to-the-idolatry-of-the-chosen-people-of-god-moses-broken-the-tablets-of
January 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
In rage which he felt to the idolatry of the chosen people of God, Moses broken the Tablets of the Law (Exodus, XXXII, 15-19) https://www.wikiart.org/en/marc-chagall/in-rage-which-he-felt-to-the-idolatry-of-the-chosen-people-of-god-moses-broken-the-tablets-of
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so cool how we keep inventing new and interesting forms of ship money
Trump: “Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50
MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me”
MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me”
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
so cool how we keep inventing new and interesting forms of ship money
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-2C by the Union Canal in Edinburgh.
Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢
Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
-2C by the Union Canal in Edinburgh.
Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢
Only a swan could fall through broken ice so gracefully. 🦢
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Found elsenet: seems to sum up the zeitgeist nicely!
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Found elsenet: seems to sum up the zeitgeist nicely!
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for instance, "I Saw Three Ships (Come Sailing In)" is clearly nonsensical as a depiction of the events of the Gospel, which involve no sailing, and is indeed a distorted version of the departure of Frodo to the West, accompanied by 'His Lady' (Galadriel)
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
for instance, "I Saw Three Ships (Come Sailing In)" is clearly nonsensical as a depiction of the events of the Gospel, which involve no sailing, and is indeed a distorted version of the departure of Frodo to the West, accompanied by 'His Lady' (Galadriel)
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a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
December 24, 2025 at 10:05 PM
a lot of people don't realize that Christmas carols and traditions are actually folk memories of suppressed pre-Christian events, namely the end of the Third Age and the Fall of Sauron.
This makes sense of why when I was a child no one else had ever heard of the auctions in Monopoly because, in our family, we Read the Rules, and no one else did
(We still had Free Parking money and $400 on Go, so it nonetheless lasted for ages)
(We still had Free Parking money and $400 on Go, so it nonetheless lasted for ages)
Monopoly might be a bad game, but you’re making it much worse by playing it wrong.
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
We've all been playing Monopoly wrong
The board game shouldn't go on forever if you stick to the real rules
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 9:11 AM
This makes sense of why when I was a child no one else had ever heard of the auctions in Monopoly because, in our family, we Read the Rules, and no one else did
(We still had Free Parking money and $400 on Go, so it nonetheless lasted for ages)
(We still had Free Parking money and $400 on Go, so it nonetheless lasted for ages)
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Monopoly might be a bad game, but you’re making it much worse by playing it wrong.
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
We've all been playing Monopoly wrong
The board game shouldn't go on forever if you stick to the real rules
www.thenewworld.co.uk
December 24, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Monopoly might be a bad game, but you’re making it much worse by playing it wrong.
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
A Christmas declaration of war, from me, in @thenewworldmag.bsky.social
www.thenewworld.co.uk/james-ball-w...
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This is a touching story, but how sad and worrying that the church hosting much of the support work is afraid to be named because they are scared of attracting far right attacks. It’s a growing phenomenon and it’s outrageous.
I've been aware for a while of the work by faith and other community groups to support people seeking asylum. So I asked the @refugeecouncil.bsky.social where there was really vigorous community support. They said Northallerton. Here's what I found when I went there: as.ft.com/r/b3449fbd-3...
‘A place of welcome’: Yorkshire town rallies round to help asylum seekers
[FREE TO READ] Churches and community groups in Northallerton provide food, clothing and company for refugee families
as.ft.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
This is a touching story, but how sad and worrying that the church hosting much of the support work is afraid to be named because they are scared of attracting far right attacks. It’s a growing phenomenon and it’s outrageous.
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This is literally Spanish Inquisition tactics.
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
This is literally Spanish Inquisition tactics.
The fact that this chap sees eating bacon as being more important to being Christian than *literally being baptised* really shows how his 'Christianity' is no more than a shallow identity marker to be wielded against others, and is frankly insulting to Christians as well as Jews and Muslims.
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 AM
The fact that this chap sees eating bacon as being more important to being Christian than *literally being baptised* really shows how his 'Christianity' is no more than a shallow identity marker to be wielded against others, and is frankly insulting to Christians as well as Jews and Muslims.
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He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
He's making a list,
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
He's nailing it high,
Indulgences,
No longer apply,
Martin Luther's coming to town
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Fun fact- Alastair Sim taught elocution to Divinity students at New College, Edinburgh
December 22, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Fun fact- Alastair Sim taught elocution to Divinity students at New College, Edinburgh
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then in 2019 GPT-2 generated this carol
www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...
www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...
December 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
then in 2019 GPT-2 generated this carol
www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...
www.aiweirdness.com/the-ais-caro...
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On this day of Christmas I bring to you: Christmas carols generated by a tiny vintage neural net.
This is from 2017, when I trained the neural net from scratch on my laptop using just Christmas carols.
In retrospect I can see the neural net got mixed signals
www.aiweirdness.com/christmas-ca...
This is from 2017, when I trained the neural net from scratch on my laptop using just Christmas carols.
In retrospect I can see the neural net got mixed signals
www.aiweirdness.com/christmas-ca...
![The story of the chimney see
Santa baby, and blood and joyous so world and joy and good will to see
Santa baby bore sweet Jesus Christ
Fa la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la.
King of toys and hippopotamuses [sic] full of the light of that stood at the dear Son of Santa Claus
He was born in a wonderful christmas tree
Run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolph, run, run Rudolf the new born King.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kq6mqqfqf6zg7fvyeu2h7g2o/bafkreid3da62yp5ng32esoqi4czq2l743s7fpocsakw7vwas4va7u57pji@jpeg)
December 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
On this day of Christmas I bring to you: Christmas carols generated by a tiny vintage neural net.
This is from 2017, when I trained the neural net from scratch on my laptop using just Christmas carols.
In retrospect I can see the neural net got mixed signals
www.aiweirdness.com/christmas-ca...
This is from 2017, when I trained the neural net from scratch on my laptop using just Christmas carols.
In retrospect I can see the neural net got mixed signals
www.aiweirdness.com/christmas-ca...
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Awful as this is, it's nowhere near as bad as it could have been if William McGonagall had been here to commemorate it
December 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Awful as this is, it's nowhere near as bad as it could have been if William McGonagall had been here to commemorate it
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Good Christmas card from Ed Davey this year
December 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Good Christmas card from Ed Davey this year
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Mythologically accurate fantasy RPG where your reward for completing the main quest is a magic girdle and three fattened sheep.
December 10, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Mythologically accurate fantasy RPG where your reward for completing the main quest is a magic girdle and three fattened sheep.