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Pop tart bowl appreciator and crafty kid

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December 27, 2025 at 8:14 PM
My daughter is making a costume
December 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Emoji for every bowl in rough date order
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December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
At least Notre Dame still plays their ACC in-conference rival, Stanford
Losing the annual Notre Dame-USC rivalry game sucks. No other way to say it.
December 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Emoji for every bowl in rough date order
🎉
🎥
🫡
🎀
🎲🎱
🎮
🏌️
🏴‍☠️
🥔
🐀
🎭
🤠
🌺
🕹️🔼
📈
🚒
🪖
🦓

🏼
🌵
🌶️
🐊

🖖
📜
🎶
🪦

☀️
🍋
🎰
🧦
🍊
🌹
🧁
💪
🔔
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December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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All the coaches with more Playoff wins than Lane Kiffin
December 20, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Further evidence of how great the ACC is since Miami is the 6th best team in the league behind Duke, SMU, Pitt, Virginia, and Georgia Tech.
December 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The committee should be able to day “no thank you” after a first round game and give Ohio State a double bye
December 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Jesus Christ you guys
December 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This is the actual OU AL game we were promised. Lots of effort, no scoring (complementary)
December 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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"My name is Sebastian, I used to be an ACC Champion contender. Until.....[whistling noise from Papa John's Camero]"
December 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When a team I like loses: Bowl games don't count, they are silly exhibitions.

When a team I like wins: Finished the year strong. No quit in this team. This is what the season is all about.
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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So many northeastern libs in elite circles are sooooo squishy and embarrassed by themselves, which was a strange thing to encounter after spending the first 25 years of my life in the South, where being left of center requires you to at least have the courage of your convictions
i was especially struck by these paragraphs, which rang very true to me. libs who grew up around conservatives aren't embarrassed to be liberals--or confused about what conservatives want. there's a certain kind of elite media man, on the other hand--
December 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Top 5 Movies of 2025:
1) Sinners
2) One Battle After Another
3) Black Bag
4) Mickey 17
5) 28 Years Later
December 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Top 5 TV Shows of 2025
1) Andor S2
2) The Pitt
3) Pluribus
4) The Rehearsal S2
5) ACC on the CW
December 17, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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in Ancient Greece hungry hungry hippos was just a single horse
December 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
GT fans come to the Stanford game and I'll buy you pizza
“I needed a West Coaster to keep my Medallion status” ass schedule
December 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fernando Mendoza, like the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is on LinkedIn. LI commenters will always be LI commenters #grindset but OSU fans will always be OSU fans
December 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Please listen to my cheesy / shreddy Christmas jam www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYdV...
All I Want From Santa Is Tree
YouTube video by Christian Ashlock - Topic
www.youtube.com
December 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The most charitable read I can make over people being mad at what Jamelle said is that *they* personally were moved to political action by text posts on Twitter/Bluesky/etc. But this fact definitely makes them not like most people!
also "all your efforts" are not "posting"
one thing i am learning is that people do treat the phrase “dicking around” as an insult and a pejorative. news to me
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Manifesting
December 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
This Killer Antz song is still a banger

(Getting hyped up to judge high school debate)

music.apple.com/us/album/gra...
Grandma Rose by Killer Antz on Apple Music
Song · 2025 · Duration 3:22
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December 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM