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Cateye
@cateyewesker.bsky.social
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I'm three cats in a trench coat who like to play video games. Professional villain/antihero lover. Newbie baker.
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cateyewesker.bsky.social
Week 3! Mini chocolate lava cake. They're delicious, and there were two, but the other one got slightly smushed coming out of the tin, lol
Recipe: cookieandkate.com/mini-lava-ca...
#52weeksofbaking #baking
January 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Well, this was a fail. I was attempting a Finnish tiger cake. After I started to put my batter in the cake pan I very quickly realized that the pan was way too big, so I improvised. (There was also too much chocolate batter. Oops.)
Recipe: feelslikefinland.com/blogs/finnis...
#baking #bakingfail
January 15, 2026 at 6:54 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Not part of the baking challenge, but I made some pudding cookies. Chocolate fudge with flaked coconut and dark chocolate chips. They're moist and delicious. ❤️ (I prefer soft cookies.)
Recipe: preppykitchen.com/pudding-cook...
#baking
January 14, 2026 at 8:17 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Week 2 of 2026! Peanut Butter and Jam Blondies (strawberry jam). The edges are crispier than I'd like from a very slightly too long bake time, but they're absolutely delicious. 5/5 would make again.
Recipe: thecafesucrefarine.com/peanut-butte...
#baking #52weeksofbaking
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
First bake of 2026! Honey butter muffins w/streusel topping. They turned out... okay, lol. I think I'd prefer brown sugar over granulated for the streusel.
Recipe: noblepig.com/honey-butter...
#baking #52weeksofbaking
January 5, 2026 at 4:41 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
August 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
I'm so tired of scammers, man. Targeting folks who don't know any better or are desperate for a solution to a problem is such a low tier of shitty.
August 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
POV: You're about to start on the dishes and you look out the kitchen window:
August 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
I'm beginning to think people start to go a little bit mad when they don't have something fulfilling to do with their lives.
June 29, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Can you have my undivided attention? Look, buddy, not even I can have my undivided attention, okay?
March 28, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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amybrown.xyz
not all heroes wear capes
screenshot of reddit post linked within the quoted post: To My Neighbor Whose Tesla Is Covered in Kraft Singles 1 I am the one who keeps doing this 2 This is not because you own a Tesla, but because of who you are as a person and the choices you have made. 3 Every time you veer out of your way to splash people while we are waiting for the bus, I will do it again. 4 You are never going to catch me. That is all.
March 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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orkneylibrary.bsky.social
If you've got a better photograph of a cat trying to fire a cannon at an unsuspecting dog then we'd like to see it.

#Caturday #Archives #SaturdayMorning
A black and white archive photograph of a cat sitting on a cannon and arching his back. A dog is sitting right in front of the cannon.
March 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
If you see this, quote with your favorite Eeveelution!

Psychic kitty baby. ❤️
March 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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merrymacsanctuary.bsky.social
If you know anyone planning to get their child live rabbits for Easter, please talk them out of it. Get a lovely stuffed bunny instead! 🐇
A pastel colored graphic comparing real rabbits to stuffed bunnies. Real rabbits: “Soft and cute Live 8-12 years Generally hate being picked up Need lots of space and attention Poop a lot Have fur that sheds and has to be groomed Require regular vet care from a specialist and a varied diet with fresh produce” Stuffed bunnies “Soft and cute Live forever Can be picked up and held any time Require no space at all Don’t poop Don’t eat Don’t shed Never need to go to the vet”
March 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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petebuttigieg.bsky.social
To be clear: a tariff is a tax.
March 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Playing MHWilds and pretending the world doesn't exist while simping for BG3 men on the side. See you all in a few years.
March 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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aplante.com
put my cat on the cover of CRIME Magazine, where he belongs #art
an illustrated parody of TIME magazine cover with a red border and a white background. The word CRIME blazoned across the top in a red serif font. A tabby cat looking at the camera with a guilty look on its face. Smaller black and red text next to the cat reads WHERE IS THE BODY What are you hiding? What is that smell? What are you eating? GET BACK HERE
March 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
I won't be able to survive, and I didn't vote for the dipshit in chief.
jamellebouie.net jamelle @jamellebouie.net · Mar 5
interested to see what happens when the social security checks stop flowing
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
What kind of contract do I need to sign for a Patch 9 that lets me have a full romance with Raphael and Rolan? @larianstudios.com
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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leftistlawyer.com
Vaccines are good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

Gender affirming care is good. That's not an opinion, it's a fact.

"But big pharma!" misses the forest for the trees. The problem with big pharma isn't the medicines. Medicines and vaccines are good! It's the price they charge for them.
February 10, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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defendpublichealth.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who stands with USAID. Share far and wide. Unfortunately we don’t have $40 million to buy up ads during the Super Bowl. Even if we did, we’d use it to support the U.S. economy while feeding kids around the globe.

#StandWithUSAID
#SaveForeignAid

m.youtube.com/watch?v=PqUE...
Save Foreign Aid
YouTube video by friendsofUSAID
m.youtube.com
February 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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antlervel.vet
I love watching shows with absurd fictional premises, like on House where there are doctors who actually try to figure out what’s wrong with you
February 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Dirty deeds don't come cheap these days.
February 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
cateyewesker.bsky.social
Me talking to my cat in the baby voice after insurance nonsense this morning: "This is a bunch of bullshit. Yes it is. It's a bunch of bullshit."
February 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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rascality.bsky.social
here’s another
When I was in 7th grade, our teacher put on a video and told us to take notes. Ten minutes in, she threw the lights on and shouted at Steven Webb Sladki, telling him he wasn't taking notes and he should have been. But the thing was, Steve was taking notes. I saw it. We all saw it. The teacher asked if anyone wanted to stand up for Steve. A few of us choked out some words of defense but were immediately squashed. Quickly, we were all very silent. Steve was sent to the principal's office. The teacher came back in the room and said something like "See how easy that was?" We were reading "Anne Frank." I started to understand. I just thought now was a good time to share this story. Don't ever let anyone tell you that what you see with your own eyes isn't happening.
February 6, 2025 at 5:18 PM