Stray Matt
@catfiasco.bsky.social
nine lives • back from the dead (again)
instagram.com/crawly.creepy
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A new social media account is my big chance to start over and somehow be even worse
I'm mentally ill and should not be using social media, but at least I know it
February 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I'm mentally ill and should not be using social media, but at least I know it
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Not the day I was hoping for but also not the life I was expecting
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Not the day I was hoping for but also not the life I was expecting
Since I fell in love with death and started looking forward to it, horror just doesn't hit the same. It feels more like a romcom.
January 31, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Since I fell in love with death and started looking forward to it, horror just doesn't hit the same. It feels more like a romcom.
"I Wanna Be Sedated" should be the national anthem
January 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
"I Wanna Be Sedated" should be the national anthem
A weighted blanket is not enough. Hit me with a shovel.
January 31, 2026 at 1:59 AM
A weighted blanket is not enough. Hit me with a shovel.
If anyone wants me I'll be in the next room behaving oddly
January 31, 2026 at 1:51 AM
If anyone wants me I'll be in the next room behaving oddly
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I'm just a figment of my cat's imagination
January 30, 2026 at 11:35 PM
I'm just a figment of my cat's imagination
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I think I’ve had quite enough humaning.
January 31, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I think I’ve had quite enough humaning.
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It’s the Year of the Bastard. It’s my time to shine.
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s the Year of the Bastard. It’s my time to shine.
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The mental illness with the best imagination is anxiety.
January 28, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The mental illness with the best imagination is anxiety.
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ngl i have been called a complete stunner by many a stranger (i have a taser in my purse)
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
ngl i have been called a complete stunner by many a stranger (i have a taser in my purse)
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If you don’t follow me on bluesky you die in real life
January 31, 2026 at 12:15 AM
If you don’t follow me on bluesky you die in real life
If you can't handle me when I utter a trenchant parting rebuke and storm off, you don't deserve me when I immediately fall down a flight of stairs
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 AM
If you can't handle me when I utter a trenchant parting rebuke and storm off, you don't deserve me when I immediately fall down a flight of stairs
When famous people die my only emotional response nowadays is mild envy, which I admit is not the right takeaway
January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
When famous people die my only emotional response nowadays is mild envy, which I admit is not the right takeaway
Cats get balance right: live to the fullest 4 to 6 hours a day, sleep through the rest
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Cats get balance right: live to the fullest 4 to 6 hours a day, sleep through the rest
What doesn't kill me feels as if maybe it should have
January 30, 2026 at 5:23 PM
What doesn't kill me feels as if maybe it should have
Trust me. I hate everything.
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Trust me. I hate everything.
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If I drop one more thing I’m ending it all
January 30, 2026 at 4:35 AM
If I drop one more thing I’m ending it all
Sometimes anxiety is manageable; sometimes it kills a crew member, disappears through a vent, and starts using the air ducts to move around the ship
January 30, 2026 at 4:34 AM
Sometimes anxiety is manageable; sometimes it kills a crew member, disappears through a vent, and starts using the air ducts to move around the ship
As a man, I fight the patriarchy by intentionally fucking up my own life
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 AM
As a man, I fight the patriarchy by intentionally fucking up my own life
A new social media account is my big chance to start over and somehow be even worse
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 AM
A new social media account is my big chance to start over and somehow be even worse