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Let’s make it 2009 again on here. It’s gonna be so easy to do if we don’t take the bait and ignore the flamethrowers. Some US/UK politics. Some Manchester United. Some mid century pop culture. Possibly a pinch more than some Doctor Who. Plenty of cats.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 4h

The desperate, pathetic attempts to make her anything other than just another intellectually vapid “look at me” grifter are something else.

There is a comical screed in The Atlantic which only gives the game away around halfway through when… to no one’s surprise… who needs journalistic standards?

Ridiculous piece in ‘The Atlantic’ only reveals halfway through that the reason the author is shilling so hard for Bari Weiss is because she is a close friend of hers.

Holy complete lack of journalistic standards or safeguards, Batman.

RIP Irony. Beaten to death by ‘anti-woke’ lunatics. Again.

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 9h

You can take the Clyde out of Apartheid, but you can’t take the Apartheid out of Clyde.

kate conger @kateconger.com · 14h

Jonathan Rinderknecht, a white man, was charged with starting the Palisades Fire. But on X, the company's news summary tab shows a photo of a black man.

Screenshot depicting posts on X, one showing the suspect accused of starting the Palisades Fire, a white man. The X news tab reports on the suspect's arrest, but shows a photo of a black man instead.

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 9h

Mike Johnson wishes he was on the Epstein List.

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10h

Mike Johnson’s abrupt closure of the House had more to do with stalling a congressional investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s sex trafficking operation than previously reported, and it appears to have been a direct response to the Treasury’s surrender of Epstein’s financial records.

SCOOP: Johnson closed House hours after Congress received Epstein’s financial records

The decision to shut down the House — and by extension the government — came hours after the Oversight Committee received documents from the US Treasury.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 10h

The AG, on the other hand, should be in prison.

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 15h

The Speaker of the House has firm views that Bad Bunny is a terrible pick for singing at the Super Bowl, but hasn't had time to watch the President's speech to our military leadership or form an opinion whether furloughed federal workers should be paid or Illinois' governor should be thrown in jail.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11h

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 10h

He was also an ex Hamas member.

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David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 15h

DEI for me, not for thee.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 10h

Pedo protector has thoughts.

Dude shills for child molesters.

Why believe anything he ever says?

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16h

At least Senator Foghorn-Leghorn actually asked some Epstein questions and was skeptical.

He was the only one.

When a faux yokel asshole like him is the best of the bunch, we’re all in trouble n

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16h

She’s always been incredibly stupid and self absorbed. But it’s next level stupid for her to think she’ll never ever face any consequences for this.

Trump? No. His minions? Strut now, enjoy a decade in an orange jump suit later.

Your God Emperor isn’t going to help you when he cheeseburgers out.

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Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 17h

DEVELOPING: Convicted felon, adjudicated rapist and financial fraudster calls for the imprisonment of Chicago’s mayor and Illinois’ governor because they will not help him turn their home into a war zone.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16h

The vast majority of the American people are not impressed by the Department Of Homeland Security and their anti-American new thuggery.

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16h

And twice on Sundays.

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 16h

This needs to be shouted from the rooftops.

The media are in on this crap.

Lynn G @ladygee.bsky.social · 17h

CNN also covered for him and re-recorded the live interview. They're complicit bsky.app/profile/cweb...

Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 1d

Stephen Miller said the quiet part out loud. Trump has “plenary authority,” then suddenly went silent. Their plan wasn’t to be public yet. Clearly, someone hit the panic button in his earpiece.

It gets weirder: CNN uploaded the interview with the “plenary authority” comment edited out.
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 17h

I will not back down.

Trump is now calling for the arrest of elected representatives checking his power.

What else is left on the path to full-blown authoritarianism?

Donald Trump Truth Social Post: Chicago Mayor should be in jail for failing to protect Ice Officers! Governor Pritzker also.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17h

So make/keep the rest of us poor so the GOP can continue their slush fund?

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17h

Nope. Hard pass. They should suffer the consequences of their actions for fucking once.

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17h

Many people are saying Pamela Jo is in the Epstein files.

I don’t know how many people are saying it, but many people are.

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Master Elrond [he/him] @inuyasha1953.bsky.social · 1d

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Laurie Eckman, 84, said she and her husband Richard Eckman, also 84, were rushed by federal officers. She said her husband was leaning on his walker and wearing his Vietnam veterans cap as he was pushed to the ground. "With no warning the feds charged us, knocked us down, and sprayed us."

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 17h

Tell me you still suck your thumb at night without telling me that you still suck your thumb at night.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7d

Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"

Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 18h

Sameses.

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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 1d

Pointing this out is now a deportable offense though.

A screenshot of an X.com post by @dieworkwear
, derek guy, posted 9 hours ago, stating, "this is the jacket's breast pocket's lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square," accompanied by two images. The left image shows a man in a suit, identified as Stephen Miller, White House Deputy Chief of Staff, speaking on a Fox News segment titled "On Violence Against ICE Agents" with locations Phoenix and San Diego listed. The right image is a close-up of the man's jacket breast pocket, revealing the lining pulled up to resemble a pocket square.

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Undersecretary Of The Dept Of Please-God-Not-These-Clowns-Again. @catmemesplease.bsky.social · 18h

Dude in the middle’s muzzle discipline is about as bad as his buffet restraint.