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Ryan
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Hi there.
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My uncle, an electronics repair man: "Don't install Bonzi Buddy, it's spyware and you'll fuck up the computer."
8 year old me: "haha purple gorilla tell joke"
"Have you got a loicence for that bicycle wheel?"
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings.

These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate.

Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.
October 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
*Trying to get my niece to go to sleep*
Her: But... they're Bananas... and they're in Pajamas??
Me: Yes, they are indeed wearing pajamas
Her: That's craaaaazy
September 11, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Misogyny and patriarchal protectionism over "the Nation's women" has long been a hallmark of fascist movements, in fact, so what is this argument even saying? Don't tar your political opponents with a term they want to distance themselves from just because they adhere to its tenets?

Absurd.
August 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 2:35 PM
So fucking tiring.
Trump: "We get a lot of bullshit thrown at us by Putin, if you want to know the truth. He's very nice all the time but it turns out to be meaningless."
July 8, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I finally finished Andor season 2. Truly incredible stuff. I think it might rival a core memory of seeing Empire Strikes Back when I was 10 for some of my favourite Star Wars.
June 28, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Spelunky 2 is $7.99 on US PSN buff.ly/vzP3yzC
May 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
It's so hard to stay on top of things lately.
April 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
That's a pretty good line. I'm gonna take that line.
April 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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My uncle, an electronics repair man: "Don't install Bonzi Buddy, it's spyware and you'll fuck up the computer."
8 year old me: "haha purple gorilla tell joke"
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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eBay have changed their terms of service and you're automatically opted-in for your personal data to be used for AI development and training.
To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.
March 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Huh
February 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
[Me after doing my standup routine on Scientology]
The Scientolgy company is not happy with me--that's okay, I'll still keep reading that garbage.
February 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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it has been said before but one problem is that when some people say 'the economy' they're talking about poor people affording food and housing, & when some other people say 'the economy' they're referring to a chart of how happy rich people are
February 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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KISS has never released a song as good as Paramore's "Misery Business."
February 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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the CDC is apparently removing every page (+ references to studies) on LGBT people (mostly targeting trans people but also stuff like HIV prevention) from their websites, potentially putting people in danger (if this is true it smells like book burning) so, i will just put this info out there:
February 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Would be cool if Valve made a mpve on thr Deckard because I sure as fuck aren't buying a Meta headset again.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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it’s becoming increasingly clear the goal of the far right is to defund and buy up every source of reliable information until there is no more objective reality to counter them
January 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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A reminder as Musk-bots, Trump-bots, and other bots start hitting Bluesky: blocking users removes their replies from your posts entirely.

The correct way of handlin antagonizing parties is to block. Not reply. Not dunk. Not mute. Block. It stops their reach and effectiveness right there.
January 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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This is doing numbers, so go support games with cats that REAL artists make.
December 13, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
November 6, 2024 at 11:00 AM
My uncle, an electronics repair man: "Don't install Bonzi Buddy, it's spyware and you'll fuck up the computer."
8 year old me: "haha purple gorilla tell joke"
December 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM