catofnoirs.bsky.social
@catofnoirs.bsky.social
Happy Holidays, #BMovieManiacs! Watching this movie reminds me that it's time to put the old year to rest and look forward to the new.
December 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Let's step it up, #BMovieManiacs. #Gay and #Gayporn are catching up
December 20, 2025 at 5:16 AM
And this is what happens when you ... never mind #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 AM
There is no way I'm fingering Dropo #BMovieManiacs
I’m sure we’re all ready to give Dropo the finger. #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
For some reason, that reminds me of a comment Prince of Noirs made in NYC when we saw the Mets. He said: "I like that Ms. Met is kinda thick." Thanks for the info, son. #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Because the director said he couldn't put it in his pants #BMovieManiacs
Why did Voldar stick a spatula in his belt? 🤨 #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
December 20, 2025 at 4:46 AM
*They're size AA #BMovieManiacs
Yeah, there size AA #BMovieManiacs
Funny how I never noticed before that Torg had robot breasts. #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Yeah, there size AA #BMovieManiacs
Funny how I never noticed before that Torg had robot breasts. #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Dropo did not kill himself #BMovieManiacs
Please redact the porn mustache!

#bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:37 AM
This movie destroys my faith in everything #BMovieManiacs
I’m still convinced that this movie was Soviet propaganda designed to destroy our faith in the power of capitalism #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Alas, Little Miss has gone rogue. I'm using one of my nine lives to "enjoy" #BMovieManiacs
Little Miss the #cat just turned Dropo off for a second time by sitting on the remote. Wondering if she's in league with @catofnoirs.bsky.social #bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:34 AM
More popular than #furry or #gayporn, WE ARE #BMovieManiacs!!!
December 20, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Hey, why do you think they call it the Angry Red Planet? #BMovieManiacs
Mars may need women, and Mars may need Santa Claus but Mars aint need no more p0rn actors
#Bmoviemaniacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'll bet they still use vaccines, though #BMovieManiacs
Dude gets one glimpse of New York and he’s all “Make Mars Great Again”. Sheesh. #BMovieManiacs
December 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I ran the CAT scan #BMovieManiacs
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I'm just stating an astronomical fact. Get your so-called mind out of the gutter. Fun fact: it has a giant storm called the Giant Brown Eye #BMovieManiacs
December 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
That. Was. Agonizing. Have an ecstatic weekend! #BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Did she find the lip machine? #BMovieManiacs
"Oh, yes, Santa. Right there. Right there."
#BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Boundaries? #BMovieManiacs
“You’re not respecting the boundaries of the polycule.”
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
"What? This is the perfect time to play horsey!" #BMovieManiacs
Lines from this movies and things you can say in bed:
"Mr Merlin! This is not time to play horsey!"
#Bmoviemaniacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Don't mess with Texas #BMovieManiacs
It's not Christmas until someone shows up with a gun. #BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:25 AM
"It does not matter if they are poor or wealthy. This is not like our pay-to-play justice system." #BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If this film had been made in 1969, it would have been a porno. Imagine John Holmes as Pitch #BMovieManiacs
This could easily turn into a porno #BMovieManiacs
December 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM