Y'all - MMOs aren't a single-player experience. It's in the name of the thing.

And since I'm feeling spicy today - *neither is your life*

the infamous paws of the chicken

My son is about a year into his Geometry Dash addiciton and what I have learned from it is that Geometry Dash people are INSANE.

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“Good day, sir. I’d heard you’d recently come into possession of some bread. I see that I was not misinformed. As it so happens, I too enjoy baked goods. Might you be persuaded to part with a small percentage? I would of course offer fair compensation at the current market rate.”

Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer is on tonight.

The classic tale of when people treat you like shit until they find out you can do something for them.

🦌🦌🦌

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose.

Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior.

was happy to learn today that in the 2004 Polar Express film the locomotive is canonically equipped with poling pockets, meaning the crew got up to far more dangerous shit in the yard in the off-season than anything in regular service depicted in the film