caylen
@caylen.bsky.social
official Bluesky account of Cowboy.
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
director of marketing for @gardens.dev 🌳
don't particularly care for her politics, but frankly I'm more concerned of the size of the tiny labyrinth she decided to be the minotaur of
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
don't particularly care for her politics, but frankly I'm more concerned of the size of the tiny labyrinth she decided to be the minotaur of
cowboy & his new song and dance
February 1, 2026 at 11:41 PM
cowboy & his new song and dance
did a nice two mile walk to the farmers market with my guy, and now i get to spend the rest of my morning with the furry white noise factory
January 31, 2026 at 6:39 PM
did a nice two mile walk to the farmers market with my guy, and now i get to spend the rest of my morning with the furry white noise factory
only thing stronger than his jaw is his neck
January 29, 2026 at 5:01 AM
only thing stronger than his jaw is his neck
rem & the doorman are some of the sharpest designs, but I'm also a fan of Venator, who's League of Legends' Graves but Catholic (complimentary)
January 27, 2026 at 6:20 PM
rem & the doorman are some of the sharpest designs, but I'm also a fan of Venator, who's League of Legends' Graves but Catholic (complimentary)
it isn’t all terrible.
January 25, 2026 at 3:39 PM
it isn’t all terrible.
needed to touch grass to distract myself from the atrocities & ran into this fella
January 25, 2026 at 12:07 AM
needed to touch grass to distract myself from the atrocities & ran into this fella
once upon a time there was an internet poster named Fragmaster, who’s main gimmick was seeing people making increasingly angry & out of touch posts & read them outloud verbatim in a shrill voice
i miss fragmaster
i miss fragmaster
January 19, 2026 at 4:54 PM
once upon a time there was an internet poster named Fragmaster, who’s main gimmick was seeing people making increasingly angry & out of touch posts & read them outloud verbatim in a shrill voice
i miss fragmaster
i miss fragmaster
for that post you quoted here’s just one screenshot of the Authentic Hopium Truthseekers supporting their consultant through relentless disinfo troll botnetting
January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
for that post you quoted here’s just one screenshot of the Authentic Hopium Truthseekers supporting their consultant through relentless disinfo troll botnetting
woke up to cowboy rehearsing the tuba
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
woke up to cowboy rehearsing the tuba
and yes, he got some waffle
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
and yes, he got some waffle
the new waffle maker @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social got me for Christmas is a huge hit in this household
I turn it on to warm up and cowboy just waits at the entrance for the kitchen until it beeps, then he keeps grunting until he gets Waffle
I turn it on to warm up and cowboy just waits at the entrance for the kitchen until it beeps, then he keeps grunting until he gets Waffle
January 17, 2026 at 4:48 PM
the new waffle maker @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social got me for Christmas is a huge hit in this household
I turn it on to warm up and cowboy just waits at the entrance for the kitchen until it beeps, then he keeps grunting until he gets Waffle
I turn it on to warm up and cowboy just waits at the entrance for the kitchen until it beeps, then he keeps grunting until he gets Waffle
Cowboy’s in his least photogenic state ever of recent because of the Cone of Shame & painkillers, this & the quoted photo are what he looks like for most of the past week
he’s healing great though!
he’s healing great though!
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Cowboy’s in his least photogenic state ever of recent because of the Cone of Shame & painkillers, this & the quoted photo are what he looks like for most of the past week
he’s healing great though!
he’s healing great though!
you should try a full rack of 24 bbq'd then!
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
you should try a full rack of 24 bbq'd then!
it’s always fun to see Macready match whatever energy Cowboy is putting out
real Little Brother dog relationship
real Little Brother dog relationship
January 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
it’s always fun to see Macready match whatever energy Cowboy is putting out
real Little Brother dog relationship
real Little Brother dog relationship
