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Carolyn
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pronouncing it “shugazi” just to feel something
May 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I’m buying Birkenstocks at midnight we are not the same*

*im old
April 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The line “rumblin through the function” by Deck was so sick
March 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Got to see Movements again and that guitarist was SHAKIN that maraca lmao
March 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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joke's on you I DID 'go cry about it' and compassion has made me more powerful
March 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Armageddon (1998) is for the girlies
March 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
you know what’s fun when I ruin things for myself love that for me
March 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I mean there’s a reason why apple slices are a perfect contour to scrape the remaining peanut butter off a spoon right??
March 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Holy moly do The Horrors persist or what
March 4, 2025 at 8:59 PM
you ever try to put a hoodie on while wearing your glasses and then you just feel dumb for the rest of the day
February 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
psyching myself up to take my cat to the vet so I can get an A in cat parent
February 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Cassandra from the Iliad is the patron saint of this app because we keep being told we are unhinged for predicting precisely what they will do next and being right about it.
February 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
no one tells you how often you’ll just -forget- a person you lost is gone
February 16, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Everyone* get the fuck away from me
February 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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I take back every time I’ve ever called a dystopian novel unrealistic because I thought there was no way the world could ever actually get THAT bad.
February 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Finally saw a Northern Flicker!!! Can’t believe it was just hanging out in the trees near my apartment. Big day for birds!!
February 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
good lord everything is So Bad™️
February 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I helped kill one of the baddies in my D&D session I’m so proud of my lil owlin monk bb 🦉
February 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
no no that’s my emotional support hangnail
January 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
ugh I have to go to the grocery store AND the pet store I fear I may perish
January 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I don’t know what a canon event is and at this point I’m too far gone to ask
January 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Some visitors at my feeder the other day - Downy Woodpecker, Tufted Titmouse, and a Cardinal pair! 💕🐦 #birds
January 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I painted dis v happy with it 🧙🏻
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
why does scratching someone’s back have to be such an intimate/familial thing like I wish it was more common among the homies to just get a solid back scratch
January 19, 2025 at 6:39 AM
!!
January 17, 2025 at 7:16 PM