Having 16M barrels on hand will cost Suntory (yes, Jim Beam is japanese-owned) $75M in taxes next year. "Shut down for renovations" means "catching up on delayed maintenance as a way to keep some employees while hoping the market comes back".

I don't want to hear shit from Mark Henry unless it's

"I was 100% completely and absolutely wrong to blame Syco Stu and call anyone trying to hold Raja Jackson accountable racists."

Pam, those files that you’ve had on your desk for months now and we’ve promised to release, I need you investigate the parts of them that only contain my enemies. Thanks. DJT.

semantic equivalent of "he kept coming after the third time"

Is it a bad sign when they feel the need to label the rooms - including the office - in a house then man's lived in for five years now?

You just know that the warrant Kid Kash is scribbling right now is for "Ken P. Opehat"

Operational: yes, was used yesterday

Battle-tested: literally In Progress

Has anyone told him that not only does Ukraine's new FP-5 Flamingo cruise missile have twice the range of the most-recent Tomahawks, but *twice the payload*?

Less accurate, but against Russian platforms that's not a big issue.

(They're also selling them to other countries, and have buyers)

As expected from the GOP (GUARDIANS OF PEDOPHILES)

"My sagging potbelly is less noticeable this way"

They did get the diaper right.