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I do complex 3D puzzles for a living, not close to perfect (but trying) or normal and generally accepting of the same. Unrepentent atheist, keep religious moralism in your church.

(2023 ZSU recreation of Repin's "Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks")
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December 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Since we can't do polls here on bsky, let's try this... If you believe that Donald Trump is guilty of child crimes in relation to Jeffrey Epstein - repost this.
December 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Pam, those files that you’ve had on your desk for months now and we’ve promised to release, I need you investigate the parts of them that only contain my enemies. Thanks. DJT.
November 14, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Epstein emails: Bill Clinton has never been to Epstein Islabd.

Me: Hmm, okay. Sure, whatever.

Also Epstein emails: Putin may have photos of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob. Probably.

Me: … wat
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
OKAY

WHO HAD DIAPER DON *gluckgluck*ING SLICK WILLY ON THEIR TEMU SHITLER BINGO CARD!?
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Is it a bad sign when they feel the need to label the rooms - including the office - in a house then man's lived in for five years now?
November 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reason not to build new battleships:

Cruise missiles made them obsolete.

Reason to build new battleships:

Diaper Don needs reassurance about his pinkydick.
September 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Any bets that the new surge in arms sales that Diaper Don wants is to Russia?

'Daddy Vladdy' threatening to release the pee tapes and other kompromat = too obvious?
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...

RIP Electronic Arts 2025 (about-to-be) Gutted, chopped up and eaten by venture capitalism
www.businesswire.com
September 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I'll let doctors rip apart this news conference. But I have two things to say...

1. If you listen to any of this as advice, you're an idiot.

2. Trump has a kid on spectrum and can't handle the thought of it being genetic. So there has to be a different excuse in his mind.
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
ATHEISTS!
Remember to carry rope or cord around tomorrow, let's see if we can assemble the biggest collection of balloons ever.

Or maybe The Rapture is just the biggest crock of shit that 1800's 'Merikan evangelical fundies ever came up with.

(nope, it's not in the Bible, idiots)
September 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Destroying bronze statues, 'How To':

Bronze exposed to salt water contract irreversible 'bronze disease' (corrosion). Recently made statues will be hollow to reduce cost/weight.

1) Drill into statue

2) pour a couple cups of good salty water inside

3) walk away
September 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
James Tiberius >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Charlie
September 18, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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The GOP nominee in a Virginia state House race this fall has dropped out. He says he lost his government contracting job and has no income, so he's had to take a job out of state & move away.

That's... literally what Dems are campaigning on to win VA. www.princewilliamtimes.com/news/gop-nom...
September 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
September 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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September 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
A FUNDAMENTALIST MORMON GROYPER, YOU SAY?

*smirk*
September 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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The tune has changed
September 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"I think empathy is a made up New Age term that does a lot of damage." -Charlie Kirk

You don't need to feel bad. He literally told you not to.
September 10, 2025 at 11:03 PM
A fascist fuckwad got shot ... oh well.
September 10, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Millions of people a year lose their mother and somehow manage to not brutally beat someone half to death.

Raja Jackson is mentally softer than Charmin Plus, and Rampage Jackson is a failure as both a father and an MMA trainer.

www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
Quinton ‘Rampage’ Jackson reveals his son Raja ‘hasn’t been the same since his mom was murdered’
Quinton “Rampage” Jackson continues to stream after his son Raja brutally assaulted and hospitalized pro wrestler Syko Stu during a KnokXperience event in LA last Saturday. During a previous Kick stre...
www.yahoo.com
August 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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August 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Always remember:

Don Jr. cheated on his wife for Newsom's sloppy seconds.
August 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Diaper Don couldn't get Putin to agree to play nice?

What a fucking complete lack of a surprise.
August 16, 2025 at 2:25 AM