Andy, I guess
@cephalopodgods.bsky.social
Slowly absorbing the collective personalities of all my loved ones until I become the platonic ideal of all of them. Still learning to shut the fuck up but it's hard because I was born to complain
I cold emailed my boss asking for a job and he gave me one. I've been here 7 years and promoted three times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I cold emailed my boss asking for a job and he gave me one. I've been here 7 years and promoted three times.
"I'm more concerned about the GOP group chat of actual nazis" I'm concerned you dont think having a Nazi tattoo is a sign of being an actual nazi??!?!!
October 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
"I'm more concerned about the GOP group chat of actual nazis" I'm concerned you dont think having a Nazi tattoo is a sign of being an actual nazi??!?!!
Every time I'm wearing a mask and hear someone coughing, I feel so vindicated
October 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Every time I'm wearing a mask and hear someone coughing, I feel so vindicated
All my friends are leaving the country ugh
October 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
All my friends are leaving the country ugh
Had to look it up again for this essay im reading. Looks like it does just mean inherantly but in fancy talk
I don't understand what ontologically means. Every time I try to look it up, I understand less. I've just been swapping it for inherantly in my mind, and that has seemed mostly correct.
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Had to look it up again for this essay im reading. Looks like it does just mean inherantly but in fancy talk
The book I'm reading makes me feel illiterate. I keep having to re-read sentences over and over to get what they're saying.
October 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
The book I'm reading makes me feel illiterate. I keep having to re-read sentences over and over to get what they're saying.
Im so excited taco bell brought back the caramel apple empanadas
September 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Im so excited taco bell brought back the caramel apple empanadas
Accutane is giving me depression and it's making it hard to be a partner
September 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Accutane is giving me depression and it's making it hard to be a partner
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Would they be able to get away with all this if we didnt have to go to work? Do work, rent and bills only exist to produce profit, or is it just as importantly a function of social pacification, punishment and control? Is the economy just about money, or is it also about power?
September 18, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Would they be able to get away with all this if we didnt have to go to work? Do work, rent and bills only exist to produce profit, or is it just as importantly a function of social pacification, punishment and control? Is the economy just about money, or is it also about power?
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I'm gonna just say this: if you are a trans person, you need to have other trans people in your life that you can co-regulate with and you need to talk to them more than you talk to Bluesky. This app is a firehose of terror and bad news for us and it's going to tie your amygdala in a damn knot.
September 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I'm gonna just say this: if you are a trans person, you need to have other trans people in your life that you can co-regulate with and you need to talk to them more than you talk to Bluesky. This app is a firehose of terror and bad news for us and it's going to tie your amygdala in a damn knot.
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We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
September 17, 2025 at 11:43 PM
We don't say sex work is work because it's a cute slogan.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
We say sex work is work because sex workers are left out of conversations around labor rights.
Sex workers have the right to safe workplaces and legal protections.
Sex workers shouldn't fsce discrimination because of archaic morals.
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People don’t like it when I say it, but the main place you’ll be pressured to participate in fascism is work. Especially if you work in a battleground space like government or academia.
None of your weekend organizing can ever make up for active participation in the fascist project at your day job.
None of your weekend organizing can ever make up for active participation in the fascist project at your day job.
September 16, 2025 at 10:06 PM
People don’t like it when I say it, but the main place you’ll be pressured to participate in fascism is work. Especially if you work in a battleground space like government or academia.
None of your weekend organizing can ever make up for active participation in the fascist project at your day job.
None of your weekend organizing can ever make up for active participation in the fascist project at your day job.
On the plus side, I think my work might pay for the whole thing.
Thinking about going back to school because I'm some kind of masochist who hates free time
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
On the plus side, I think my work might pay for the whole thing.
Thinking about going back to school because I'm some kind of masochist who hates free time
September 15, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Thinking about going back to school because I'm some kind of masochist who hates free time
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
LOS ANGELES—Responding to escalating clashes between civilian activists and militarized immigration authorities, Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump adm...
theonion.com
September 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing
You don't have to frame other law enforcement agencies as necessary or legitimate to talk about how it's a problem that so many of them are being reassigned to ice shit
September 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You don't have to frame other law enforcement agencies as necessary or legitimate to talk about how it's a problem that so many of them are being reassigned to ice shit
Early fall pros: weather, fall menus begin, one day closer to frolicking in a pumpkin patch, sweaters impending
Early fall cons: weather change makes my joints hurt ouchy
Early fall cons: weather change makes my joints hurt ouchy
September 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Early fall pros: weather, fall menus begin, one day closer to frolicking in a pumpkin patch, sweaters impending
Early fall cons: weather change makes my joints hurt ouchy
Early fall cons: weather change makes my joints hurt ouchy
I am so thankful my mom had a hysterectomy and can't bring a baby into her constant fucking nonsense with her stupid ass husband
July 15, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I am so thankful my mom had a hysterectomy and can't bring a baby into her constant fucking nonsense with her stupid ass husband
I wonder what the purpose of ham fisted political messaging is in soap operas. Is this self congratulatory for a liberal audience? Do these shows have a large conservative audience they're trying to sway? Just general "awareness raising"? What are we doing here Shonda Rhimes?
July 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I wonder what the purpose of ham fisted political messaging is in soap operas. Is this self congratulatory for a liberal audience? Do these shows have a large conservative audience they're trying to sway? Just general "awareness raising"? What are we doing here Shonda Rhimes?
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“That Rodriguez, and perhaps Soliman, either couldn’t or wouldn’t make a distinction between Jew and Israeli, civilian and military, low-level staffer and leader, speaks to how these conflations poison everyone’s thinking, including those who claim to oppose only Israel’s actions.”
I don’t know how to summarize this new Racket so you’ll just have to read the whole thing (it isn’t long)
theracket.news/p/what-story...
theracket.news/p/what-story...
What story is the Boulder attack part of?
Narratives matter, part infinity
theracket.news
June 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“That Rodriguez, and perhaps Soliman, either couldn’t or wouldn’t make a distinction between Jew and Israeli, civilian and military, low-level staffer and leader, speaks to how these conflations poison everyone’s thinking, including those who claim to oppose only Israel’s actions.”
There is emerging clinical evidence that long term heavy THC use can lead to physiological addiction complete with withdrawal so anytime people would like to stop pulling the "it's a plant" routine when weed is called a drug would be fine
May 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
There is emerging clinical evidence that long term heavy THC use can lead to physiological addiction complete with withdrawal so anytime people would like to stop pulling the "it's a plant" routine when weed is called a drug would be fine
My coworkers are perpetually subjecting me to sitcom-ass situations that I can't post about online without sounding like I'm just making shit up
May 9, 2025 at 1:47 AM
My coworkers are perpetually subjecting me to sitcom-ass situations that I can't post about online without sounding like I'm just making shit up
Seeing people paint the head of the Catholic Church, one of the most evil institutions in history, as a good man is making me crazy. Like what the fuck are you talking about
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Seeing people paint the head of the Catholic Church, one of the most evil institutions in history, as a good man is making me crazy. Like what the fuck are you talking about
"Why are you so tired all the time?"
I'm physically disabled
"but you got plenty of sleep"
I'm physically diabled "but it's the weekend"
I'm physically disabled
I'm physically disabled
"but you got plenty of sleep"
I'm physically diabled "but it's the weekend"
I'm physically disabled
April 6, 2025 at 2:45 AM
"Why are you so tired all the time?"
I'm physically disabled
"but you got plenty of sleep"
I'm physically diabled "but it's the weekend"
I'm physically disabled
I'm physically disabled
"but you got plenty of sleep"
I'm physically diabled "but it's the weekend"
I'm physically disabled